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Lord_Echo
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Ranger of the good
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posted March 25, 2003 03:15 PM |
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Something u dont want to know!
lol... u had to look???
Strange & Bizarre Facts
Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.
The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.
Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.
The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 *metres* in length.
During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.
On Average Women fart three times more than Men! (Smelly Bastards)
... MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
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divinedragon
Adventuring Hero
God of Dragons,power dragon
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posted March 25, 2003 03:27 PM |
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YOUR SICK JUST SICK...but true
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Your almighty ruler,
Divine Dragon
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 25, 2003 07:05 PM |
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DAAMN I had to look!
Why did I have to look!
I will never shake hands with another person!
I will never share a bag of chips with another person!
I will never go to London!
Damn Echo,ur post made me paranoid
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted March 25, 2003 07:44 PM |
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... YEAH!
just think of the fact that u eat 12 pubic hairs a year!!!!
ill never go to McDonalds again!
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted March 25, 2003 07:47 PM |
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Just some more facts for my theory that people need a proper amount of germs and filth every day to keep their immunity system going. Did you know that if you were completely free bacteria, germ or other invader, your immunity system would start attacking your own body.
It is better that we just do all these things with moderation. If we try to keep ourselves too clean, our immunity system will not get enough training and fail to act properly if we get infected by something really bad.
It starts as infants. Infants need moderate amounts of contaminations and infections each day. It is the natural way of building up an immunity system. Parents who keep their children away from any of this only wreck their child's immunity system and increase the chance that his or her body cannot fight off the germs that will be encountered in later live.
From the department of biological sciences,
Marelt Ekiran.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 25, 2003 08:08 PM |
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Amen!
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Yolk and God bless.
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EvilLoynis
Famous Hero
The Dark Shadow
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posted March 28, 2003 04:31 AM |
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You all think you have bad allergies? Well I am allergic to CHOCOLATE!!! Can there be anything worse?
Hmmm.... My mom was a neet freak, does this mean I can sue her?
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"I am both selfish and instictive. I value nature and the world around me as means to an end as well as an end in itself; at best I ... too long to display...
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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted March 28, 2003 04:52 AM |
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Ah ha! I'm not average...showed you, huh?
I don't shake hands with that many people in total, nor do I ever share chips with anyone. Now what?
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted March 28, 2003 08:48 AM |
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More Facts...
Instead of weird and disgusting facts, i'll just add some plain weird ones... 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted March 28, 2003 01:57 PM |
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Quote:
Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.
Wrong actually, it was a knight on orders of his wife who was considerably annoyed by him ignoring her for decades 
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Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Interesting....... either women masterbate more, or they don't wash their hands afterwards often
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 28, 2003 02:06 PM |
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 28, 2003 02:10 PM |
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Quote:
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Just like flies
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No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".
Howabout "TENTH"?
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
I always thought they were morons!
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PsYkOtIc-Dra...
Known Hero
Master Thief
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posted March 28, 2003 02:31 PM |
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Quote:
Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.
umm what exactly are faeces?
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 28, 2003 05:52 PM |
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umm what exactly are faeces?
Well,I would tell you...but I'd get a penalty
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted March 28, 2003 11:22 PM |
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umm what exactly are faeces?
u really want to know... since this thread is so sick from before ill tell u.... "bodywaste" like poo and pee... lol
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EvilLoynis
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The Dark Shadow
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posted March 31, 2003 11:31 AM |
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Those are the polite terms...lol
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"I am both selfish and instictive. I value nature and the world around me as means to an end as well as an end in itself; at best I ... too long to display...
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted March 31, 2003 01:32 PM |
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LMAO .. now why didnt; I notice this thread before!@
Some real digusting stuff in here 
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted March 31, 2003 02:46 PM |
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u really want to know... since this thread is so sick from before ill tell u.... "bodywaste" like poo and pee... lol
Well,that's one way to put it!
I would have said **** and **** or ****.
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DoddTheSlayer
Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
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posted April 01, 2003 05:48 AM |
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Some miscelaneous useless facts
1) If a sheep rolls onto its back it cant get up again without help.
2) The last words of Oscar Wilde were "Either that wallpaper goes or i do".
3)[Was it a cat i saw] reads exactly the same backwards
4) The average American has 5 pounds of undigested red meat in their bowels when they die.
5) If everyone included vitamin B17 in their daily diet there would be no such thing as cancer just as vitamin C made scurvy a thing of the past. ( no toss )
6) Cow farts are one of the chief causes of the depletion of the ozone layer.
If anyone wants to know more about No 5 just ask.
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hackytheconq...
Hired Hero
who comes cheap
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posted April 02, 2003 06:34 AM |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
there is a lot of usuful information on this thread.
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