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LordZXZX
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posted November 16, 2003 11:50 PM |
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Sentences you'll never hear in real life
Here is a sentence you'll definitely never hear anyone say in real life. Feel free to post other sentences.
"Stop doing your homework! Go downstairs and watch tv!!!"
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RMS
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posted November 17, 2003 04:06 AM |
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Are you sure?
I hear stuff like that sometimes.
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Dingo
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posted November 17, 2003 04:38 AM |
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Actually I have heard that sentence before...
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IYY
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posted November 17, 2003 04:43 AM |
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I hear it all the time. Only that my TV is upstairs
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BountyHunter97
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posted November 17, 2003 04:50 AM |
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well this is kinda creepy, its a line u do not ever hear, but i heard it, my mom said this "finish ur desert, i dont care if ur full" can u belive it?!?!?!?!??! parents telling u 2 eat dessert, whats this world comming 2?
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Dingo
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posted November 17, 2003 04:51 AM |
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Yeah I've gotten that sentence also.
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Wolfman
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posted November 17, 2003 04:55 AM |
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Dingo
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posted November 17, 2003 04:57 AM |
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Woock already used that picture.
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RMS
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posted November 17, 2003 05:58 AM |
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As you can see, he has no idea what we're talking about.
Actually my parents don't usually say that kind of stuff to me. I was talking about my friends.
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UndeadLord
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posted November 17, 2003 02:50 PM |
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Here is some "Don't go to school", "Don't read to tests".
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Dingo
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posted November 17, 2003 03:11 PM |
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I've heard "Don't go to school" when I was sick.
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UndeadLord
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posted November 17, 2003 04:42 PM |
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Everything can be said. But I think that your parents wont say if you aren't sick that dont go school. But your friends may say that. And again your friends may say that dont read to tests.
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Delfontes
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posted November 17, 2003 04:49 PM |
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I've played hookey with my dad once or twice when I was in elementary school... so I've heard "Don't go to school."
I've also heard "Eat your dessert". Mainly when I was dumb enough to ask for it when I was full, and my parents Hated having food wasted. So if you grab too much, you eat it or sit there until you're hungry again.
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Celfious
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posted November 17, 2003 11:40 PM |
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Ok heres a real sentance you probably wont hear.
I want to be covered in rotting carcass that are trashed muck from 2 years of decay.
Breast implants are bags of cockroaches.
I'm trying to break open my implants.
This 10 year old milk thats been in the sun tastes great
(unless your trying to trick someone missing brain functions)
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Lord_Woock
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posted November 17, 2003 11:44 PM |
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Another one you probably won't hear:
Clumperdoodles hankeryanker in Tutenguten.
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bjorn190
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posted November 17, 2003 11:47 PM |
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omg I heard that!
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Lord_Woock
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posted November 17, 2003 11:50 PM |
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Really? When? Where?
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Celfious
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posted November 18, 2003 12:09 AM |
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I hear all this stuff with my mind when I read it btw..
Overlook the contradtiction and remaining even more on topic I give you another sentance.
Dam, my brain turned off.
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Delfontes
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posted November 18, 2003 12:15 AM |
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Psst: sentence
Not to be grammar police... and my spelling sucks at times, but that was a couple times in one thread .
How about:
I love my boss!
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LordZXZX
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posted November 18, 2003 01:03 AM |
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You'll never hear a husband say this to his wife:
"How about inviting your mother over for dinner tonight?"
"Dang, there're sports games on every channel. So c'mon, let's go shopping."
"I won tickets to go either to the Superbowl or to the opera in New York. Since i got first choice, so pack your bags coz' we're going to the opera"
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