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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: How to improve tourism in Australia
Thread: How to improve tourism in Australia
Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 05, 2005 08:39 AM

How to improve tourism in Australia

Australia may be a destination hotspot but like every other place there are problems, so to prevent these problems I have decided on some new state tourism and state capital slogans to improve our status.

STATE TOURISM SLOGANS

Australian Capital Territory
Do we even exist?

New South Wales
Where riots between Aboriginals are just normal everyday activity

Northern Territory
I wouldn't go in the water if I were you!

Queensland
Ginger beer for breakfast every day

South Australia
Iced coffee for breakfast every day

Tasmania
Our fauna is almost dead!

Victoria
Just what is the secret?

Western Australia
All we have is absolutely nothing

STATE CAPITAL SLOGANS

Adelaide
The place where being Catholic is ill advised

Brisbane
Eating too many bananas will damage your health

Canberra
Bored yet?

Darwin
It will only fall down because everything is made of beer cans

Hobart
If you were here you would have been frozen to death by now

Melbourne
Insure yourself with the mafia today!

Perth
Wake up when you leave

Sydney
Smells like leather
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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this_other_guy
this_other_guy


Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
posted October 05, 2005 08:53 AM

Improve...?

Redbacks, funnelwebs, blue ring octopus.
Taipans, great whites, crocodiles, box jelly fish...

Welcome to Australia, where you might accidentally get killed!
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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted October 05, 2005 09:08 AM

Welcome to Sydney

The city with no water
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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Legendary Hero
Professional
posted October 05, 2005 11:47 AM

Haha...
Canberra, bored yet?? So true!!
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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted October 06, 2005 04:54 AM
Edited By: doomfreak on 5 Oct 2005

Quote:
The city with no water


Sydeny is not the only city without water, it's a common problem across most of Australia. Here in Adelaide, we use a lot of water from the Murray River, but we don't drink it that much as it tastes terrible.

Adelaide could be the city with no fuel as yesterday we almost ran out as a shipment of fuel from Singapore was 6 days late. I think they shouldn't have closed the oil refinery here....

Tasmania's slogan should be:

"You won't beleive that we are all related!"
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted October 06, 2005 05:08 AM

here's an idea... (and im from the other side of the world)

1) bring airline prices down for cryin' out loud!!
why the heck would we spend that kind of coin when you guys just admitted it's not worth going!!

2) it's so freakin' far!
by the time I get there, my vacation is half over!!
lucky time zones work both ways!!


these dumba$$ remarks have been brought to you by your
Jester.
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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted October 06, 2005 05:14 AM

Jebus, I have an idea for you. Move Canada so that it is somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and change your time zone and you won't have that problem. It's not our fault that you are living in the past....
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Conan
Conan


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted October 06, 2005 05:19 AM

How to improve tourism?

Stop promoting santa!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG

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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted October 06, 2005 05:25 AM

We don't promote santa....
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted October 06, 2005 05:44 AM

Quote:
It's not our fault that you are living in the past....


you just summed up my entire existance....

(I think I need a minute)


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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted October 06, 2005 05:53 AM

You might need more than a minute, you are probably at least 12 hours in the past....
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted October 06, 2005 06:32 AM

Quote:
You might need more than a minute, you are probably at least 12 hours in the past....


OUFF!!
if it's only that then Im ok!!  
I've been dealing with childhood issues for a while!!

THANKS MAN!!

(12 hours eh??  so Im still sleeping, still sick
and I can't breath cuz im congested!!  sucks)

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted October 06, 2005 07:34 AM
Edited By: mr_niceguy on 6 Oct 2005

Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 06, 2005 08:17 AM

Broome - Why is it a town? There's nothing there.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted October 06, 2005 10:03 AM

wagga wagga

the town that needs to be mentioned twice to get on the map

jebus get over to australia. u need to see some aussie legends

i dont think u should come in the summer. u might melt, being from canada
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
posted October 06, 2005 12:19 PM

Quote:
Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch


This made me laugh. Almost as much as this icon does:


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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 08, 2005 01:48 PM

If life gave me lemons I'd just throw them at someone.

*throws lemons at TA*
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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted October 10, 2005 03:25 AM

Quote:
Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch


So true! LOL!

You used to be able to climb Uluru, but I don't think you are allowed to anymore...
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 10, 2005 12:15 PM

And you can't spit on it either.
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