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TitaniumAlloy
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posted December 02, 2006 03:49 PM |
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# Comix Zone
Well done, Turner!
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Consis
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posted December 02, 2006 06:46 PM |
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Baldur's Gate Quotes:
Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
Minsc: Swords! Not words!
Minsc: Evil 'round every corner...careful not to step in any.
Minsc: There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least.
Minsc: Butt kicking for goodness!
Minsc: Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!
Minsc: I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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william
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posted December 02, 2006 06:47 PM |
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nice quotes Consis, nice to see you posted here 
In my opinion, I think that th Curse of Monkey Island games have some quite funny, witty and humourous quotes in it, which I listed in my previous post on page 1
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Consis
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posted December 02, 2006 08:12 PM |
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Edited by Consis at 20:15, 02 Dec 2006.
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Baldur's Gate Quotes:
Jaheira: You are amusing ... in a ~'what the hell is wrong with you'~ kind of way.
Edwin: I do not understand this "mouse-magic" that makes me do your bidding.
Xzar: I know dragons with feet like rabbits. Tis true I swear!
Montaron: And the mad wizard falls! Saves me the trouble.
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I
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Evil_Warrior
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posted December 03, 2006 11:00 AM |
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Yu-Gi-Oh! Power of Chaos quotes
Seto Kaiba : For you, victory is not in the cards!
Juey Wheeler : I didn't win coz I'm the number one duelist in the world! I won coz you stink!
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william
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posted December 09, 2006 10:37 AM |
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Duke Nukem 3D:
Come and get some!!
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~Ticking away the moments that
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Ecoris
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posted December 15, 2006 07:44 PM |
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From BG I've always liked Xzar's: "Your voice is ambrosia."
The voice acting in the BG series is awesome, Irenicus can still give me the creeps even though I've completed the game many times.
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russ
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blah, blah, blah
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posted December 15, 2006 10:33 PM |
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Edited by russ at 22:34, 15 Dec 2006.
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Oblivion.
A female alchemist (with a slightly embarassed facial expression, while walking the streets at night): Do you remember what the penalty for necrophilia is in this part of the country?
You (a scripted reply): 500 coins
Alchemist (with a happy face): Oh, that is so much better than Morrowind!!!
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infernal_poet
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im sarah, or sezza, or HEY YOU
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posted December 28, 2006 01:19 AM |
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heres one of my faves...
Final Fantasy VII:
No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it.
- Cloud
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Im a goofy goober yer, we're all goofy goobers yer!
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baklava
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posted January 16, 2007 04:18 PM |
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Sanity is for the weak... - Chaos marine, W40k
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JenJen
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hello :P
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posted January 16, 2007 05:52 PM |
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Quote:
heres one of my faves...
Final Fantasy VII:
No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't run anywhere except where its rails take it.
- Cloud
omg that's like one of my favorites also 
Heres another FF VII quote that i like~
Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel. ~Tifa
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posted January 16, 2007 06:36 PM |
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Final Fantasy XII has some retardedly funny ones.
Vaan: I'm THE Basch fon Ronsenberg!
Vaan: I'm Captain Basch!
Vaan: Don't listen to Ondore's lies!
Vaan: Basch lives!
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted January 19, 2007 06:48 AM |
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@Mvass:  huh?
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posted January 19, 2007 07:18 AM |
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WoW Quotes!
Troll Male
"I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and den I feel alright.
I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and den I kill two more."
Night Elf Male
"I was half way through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee."
Orc Male
"I will crush and destroy and...ooo...shiny..."
"Man, dawg, you know, it's like I'm feeling you, but I'm not feeling you, you know?" (reference to American Idol's Randy Jackson)
Orc Female
"I have no respect for people with small piercings. I say go full hog. Put a spear through your head."
Gnome Male
"I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate"
"You know, I really wish I had a garden where I could put a couple of human statues."
Human Female
"Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?"
"Do you ever feel like you're not in charge of your own destiny, like...you're being controlled by an invisible hand."
Human Male
"So I have this idea for a movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power. They have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogeymen. It could be a three parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with a climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
Undead Male
"Roses are gray, violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind."
Blood Elf Male
""We're allied with the tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week."
"So I was in line to the Bat Handler yesterday with some undead guy in front of me and all of the sudden he... lets one go and didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate but... it did not agree with him. I thought 'what crawled in YOU and died'"?
Blood Elf Female
"My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard."
"So I went to this Troll spa the other day and I wounde up with dreadlocks and a freaken' bone in my nose! I mean come on, who PAYS for that?"
"I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha, have you seen these people? I said 'you don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad... at least I think she did. Did you ever see someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho, she sounded like a murloc!
Draenei Male
"We Draenei have it all figured out, First, we land the Exodar. Third, we defeat the Burning Legion and go home, err.. I think I missed something."
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william
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posted January 21, 2007 12:31 PM |
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hehehe I like this one that 2X said:
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Human Male
"So I have this idea for a movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power. They have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet boogeymen. It could be a three parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with a climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
That one is a good and funny quote.
Thanks for posting those here 2Xtreme
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posted March 12, 2009 09:19 AM |
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Warcraft III has the most hillarious quots there are xD.
"I think it's time for a nippy shootay" (doesn't sound funny but the way he says it is awesome ) Mountain King
"Kinky~~~" Crypt Lord
"And they say Blizzardgames don't have bugs..." Crypt Lord obviously
"I said a BOW string not a G-String... nevermind" Elven Archer
"My LIFE FOR AYER (spelling)... ehm I mean Ner'Zhul" Acylote
For some other goodies watch this
And if you want more here are all the unit quotes for you
Nightelves, Humans, Orcs andUndead
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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kipshasz
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posted March 12, 2009 09:55 AM |
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You're the King? Well I didn't vote for you...
one of my favourite peasant quotes of WC3
Stronghold: Crusader has some pretty cool quotes too
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Move you dogs!
- Maceman(this sounds better in russian)
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Hope they like beef
- Catapult launching a dead cow
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Asheera
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posted March 12, 2009 03:47 PM |
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I can't believe nobody said this one yet  Quote:
For the end of the world spell, press Control Alt Delete
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posted March 12, 2009 03:50 PM |
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a tip from warcraft two:
never pet a burning dog.
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Lexxan
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posted March 12, 2009 04:02 PM |
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"Click someone your own size!"
"Stooop touching meee!"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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