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 Aculias 
  
    
         
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posted May 21, 2011 04:14 AM | 
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Starlite Tavern! For the ages!
  Come take a break from it all.  
Come one come all   
Come on Melroe, Selcy,Blizzard or even Jonas! 
 
Come relax & have a drink   
 
My Tosser tavern has closed down many years ago in the golden ages, lack of tossers! 
My Partatious Tavern has also closed down due to lack of Funds for Pink Umbrellas   
 
Now have a drink, have a good time. 
Sit down & flirt away Blizz! 
 
Come on with the noobs & have a great time   
Ask me anything   
 
Selcy & I will sit with ya & serve ya. 
We own this tavern. 
 
Now Dont forget to pay. 
Happy hour is half off with any prices except for the Spare Ribs   
Every 100th customer will get a free Silver umbrella Martini! 
 
Have fun!
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:19 AM | 
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Well Hello friendly barkeep   
 
I fancy a Mai Tai please
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet  
as she sounds sometimes, she'd  
definetely castrate you with a  
rusted razror and forcefeed  
your genitals to you in a  
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
 
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 Aculias 
  
    
         
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:21 AM | 
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You got it! To make it special, you get the royal Red Umbrella! 
 
Now tell me Melroe! 
How do you feel about the end of the world tomorrow!? 
Will you not clean your house  ? 
 
I still think Selcy, you & Sanity should come out to Vegas in July. 
Have a nice slumber party   
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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 william 
  
    
         
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LummoxLewis 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:22 AM | 
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Get the noobs out of here. There's no place for noobs.   
 
Anyway, what's going on mate? 
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~Ticking away the moments that  
make up a dull day, Fritter and  
waste the hours in an off-hand  
way~
 
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:24 AM | 
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Oh nothing much. 
Just another of the many end of the world dates lol. 
 
I guess if we got to go, we might as well hit the toilet   
 
Well anyways remember!!! 
Attention comes to those who really believe in something so far fetched!!! 
 
Aculias the wise bartender   
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posted May 21, 2011 04:28 AM | 
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Housework.  Certainly not.   End of the world.  Hence my reason for being here, charming barkeep.  Hell no, I'm not doing any work anymore.  I fully intend on getting blind drunk and steal someones car and go for a high speed drive off a cliff as the sun begins to rise methinks. 
 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet  
as she sounds sometimes, she'd  
definetely castrate you with a  
rusted razror and forcefeed  
your genitals to you in a  
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
 
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 Aculias 
  
    
         
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:31 AM | 
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Hehe a turn on for Blizzard for sure   
 
I think I saw a firebird parked out in the side!
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:33 AM | 
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Firebird huh .... right thats my ride into oblivion.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet  
as she sounds sometimes, she'd  
definetely castrate you with a  
rusted razror and forcefeed  
your genitals to you in a  
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
 
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 Aculias 
  
    
         
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Undefeatable Hero 
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:35 AM | 
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Azagal might want to join ya! Just make sure you do the driving  
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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LummoxLewis 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:35 AM | 
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I think I may have to start a bar fight just for entertainment purposes. *punches some random*
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~Ticking away the moments that  
make up a dull day, Fritter and  
waste the hours in an off-hand  
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:37 AM | 
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* Picks up William by his tighty whities! Gets ready to toss him, but thinks against it!* 
 
Haha it's all good William. 
It was only Baklava, so it is ok   
 
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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LummoxLewis 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:40 AM | 
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I want a Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred. Make it pronto or you'll be next!  
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~Ticking away the moments that  
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waste the hours in an off-hand  
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 04:41 AM | 
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I made it super strong! It will grow some hair on your chest! 
Either that or it may burn them off  
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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Duke of the Glade 
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posted May 21, 2011 06:04 AM | 
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Umm, anything not alcoholic? Oh, and maybe a muffin or two...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America. 
-Ghost destroying Fred
 
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 06:48 AM | 
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How about a nice cold glass of milk with some chocolate chip cookies   
 
Dont worry, Selcy makes them fresh in the morning. 
I know it is night time, but we still say they are fresh!
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Dreaming of a Better World
 
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posted May 21, 2011 08:21 AM | 
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We have Elvin's Magical Brownies  .
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 Aculias 
  
    
         
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer 
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posted May 21, 2011 09:08 AM | 
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Hehe Greek magic! 
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What if Elvin was female? 
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posted May 21, 2011 02:06 PM | 
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Since when has Willy graduated to alcoholics? For the old times sake, give the man a glass of milk.   
 
One vodka for me.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
 
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posted May 21, 2011 02:54 PM | 
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Yet another tavern... looks nice, but I can't shake the feeling that something's missing. 
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
 
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posted May 21, 2011 05:29 PM | 
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Quote: Yet another tavern... looks nice, but I can't shake the feeling that something's missing. 
   
What is missing Geny?
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