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arachnid
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posted September 20, 2003 12:53 AM |
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Benson &Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson &Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still, nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing
the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 20, 2003 12:56 AM |
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Hey, this ain't boring!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted September 20, 2003 12:57 AM |
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ROTFLMAO
hey! ...that was NOT boring!
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Dingo
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posted September 20, 2003 01:09 AM |
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Edited By: Dingo on 19 Sep 2003
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This test tells quite a lot about you, don't you think? 
ahha didn't notice that.
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when i have to fix posts just because people make typos on bb codes or are too lazy to RTFM
Lith You didn't have to fix that one, it was a typeo. I was just to lazy to fix it.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 20, 2003 01:21 AM |
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loool nice story there spiderman, please share if you got some more 
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 25, 2003 12:22 PM |
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Tossers!
you keep making threads that are boring, make em a part of this thread instead and dont forget to talk about what you think is boring!
like today... im really tired, and that bores me because then im not as happy and enthusiastic as i am usually.
so there
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bjorn190
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posted September 25, 2003 12:41 PM |
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Heres a little thing that you should read... 
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This clearly shows that more than one person uses this technique, and thats its not really appreciated.. *smiley face*
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 25, 2003 12:44 PM |
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You broke the rules! Non-boring stuff ain't supposed to be in this thread, ya hear?
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bjorn190
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posted September 25, 2003 12:45 PM |
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Are you gonna reply to this message just to increase your post count?..
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 25, 2003 12:46 PM |
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You betcha
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bjorn190
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posted September 25, 2003 12:47 PM |
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hmm I see.. but are u gonna do it again?
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Dingo
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posted September 25, 2003 03:02 PM |
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Why do you ask that, of course Woockie will reply
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 25, 2003 03:21 PM |
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You a prophet or something?
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Yolk and God bless.
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Dingo
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posted September 26, 2003 04:45 AM |
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You a prophet or something?
Yes I know all, see all, hear all, smell all, I am the Demi-God of Dark SPAM.
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tigerangelz
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posted September 26, 2003 02:45 PM |
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 26, 2003 04:16 PM |
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!!!
This place is for boring discussions, not the spamming olympics
Other than that ignore this post, because today i have no boring things to add. Except that the girl i was supposed to spend the weekend with got sick... but ill survive
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hamsi128
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posted September 26, 2003 04:33 PM |
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im bored becus i got cable modem now.... social life will perish
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 26, 2003 05:16 PM |
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Stiven, do you consider spam boring? If yes, this is the place for our spam competitions! 
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Yolk and God bless.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted September 26, 2003 05:57 PM |
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You just posted that to raise your post count didnt you?
u got cable now hamsi? nice..we gonna play some 2v2:s then
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bjorn190
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posted September 26, 2003 06:02 PM |
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You 2 have many yellow stars, but I beat u both in RED +QP yaaaeeeaahhgh Wweeeeeeeee!
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