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Kyuu
Kyuu


Hired Hero
posted October 01, 2003 06:25 AM

Hey... It's you again... Dingo...

What do you guys talk about in this Boring Thread?

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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted October 01, 2003 06:31 AM

Yes it is me once again.


We talk about boring issues
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Kyuu
Kyuu


Hired Hero
posted October 01, 2003 06:39 AM

Hmm... My friends say I'm boring... (But I think I'M NOT!!!)

So, if my life is broing... I'll talk about it...

I am a sophmore student... 14 Years Old... And My Birthday is on November 5, 1988......

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Kyuu
Kyuu


Hired Hero
posted October 01, 2003 06:42 AM

Eww... I mispelled Sophomore in my previous post...

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arachnid
arachnid


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Famous Hero
posted October 04, 2003 01:14 AM


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.



The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)........

"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted October 11, 2003 04:42 PM

right now... ppl that thinks they know things they dont and yet attacks one bores me.

I dont like that.

puh.

so there.

Now i can focus my good energy to the football game coming up

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 12, 2003 12:56 PM

Football is boring. Stiven likes football. Stiven is boring.
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Kyuu
Kyuu


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posted October 13, 2003 06:13 AM

Is volleyball boring? I like volleyball. I play volleyball...

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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted October 13, 2003 06:19 AM

Now Debate is boring.  I have seriously fell asleep in that class over 7 times.  My advice to the world is Never Take Debate!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted October 19, 2003 01:16 AM

hehe

what bores me right now is that i seem to be sleepy all the time.

I dont like that.

Oki..for those of you that is alittle more alert then i am i got a bad riddle for you

here goes:

There was a man who walked into a bar, he walks up to the bartender and asks for a glass of cold water. Then the bartender pulls up a gun at him and the man says "thank you" and walks out of there.

Why?

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 19, 2003 01:21 AM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 18 Oct 2003

He wanted to cure hiccups. The bartender scared him with the gun, which cured his hiccups, and therefore the guy got what he wanted and said "thank you".
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted October 19, 2003 01:27 AM

aww you no fun lol

but yupp, youre correct...

well, here is another one then:

a man walks into a hospital, when there a doctor performs a surgery on him. The man then takes the train home from the hospital and when the train enters a tunnel he kills himself.

why?

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 19, 2003 01:29 AM

he either had a bad dream or forgot to turn off the light.
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted October 19, 2003 01:30 AM

He finally thinks about how much money his life-saving surgery cost him and decides it isn't worth living anymore, without all his money.  
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted October 19, 2003 01:32 AM

no answers correct but wolfdude still gets some bonus points for funniest answer

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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted October 19, 2003 01:33 AM

Goody goody!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 19, 2003 01:33 AM

Or maybe it was just a wall painted to look like a tunnel, like on them Roadrunner cartoons!
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Wolfman
Wolfman


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Insomniac
posted October 19, 2003 01:35 AM

I still like my answer.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted October 20, 2003 01:32 AM

no more guesses? come on..you must be able to do better than that

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Kyuu
Kyuu


Hired Hero
posted October 21, 2003 07:09 AM

Just replying to Dingo...

Debate could have been better in some way...

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