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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: You know you play HOMM to much when...
Thread: You know you play HOMM to much when...
TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
posted October 23, 2004 01:59 PM
Edited By: TitaniumAlloy on 23 Oct 2004

You know you play HOMM to much when..

-You see heroines faces on your wives.

-You constantly hear the heroes triumphant music ringing in your ears, even when you're at work.

-You use phrases like "If I had 1 ore for everytime i had to do that, I could have upgraded the Archangel by now!

-When watching Harry Potter, you wonder when Dobby will upgrade into familiar.

-When recieving your paycheck, you cry out "I get this?! This is nothing! You get more than this with the Marksman rank! And im Managing Director!"

-You grin smugly when the opposition cheats in a team sport, because you know that he'll only get the Cheater rank.

-[your turn!]

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John says to live above hell.

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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted October 23, 2004 03:30 PM

You see N'Sync all lined up in a row.....now with Expert Air and Chain Lightning I could take them ALL out!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 24, 2004 07:29 AM

When everyone at work annoys you, you pray for chain lightning.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Klauts
Klauts


Famous Hero
lost in a mourning hall!
posted October 25, 2004 10:40 PM

when you meet a new girl and you ask her what level she is
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted October 25, 2004 10:49 PM

...when you get cornered by a bunch of thugs in a dark alley and hope they don't have shackles
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ThioVlin
ThioVlin


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posted October 26, 2004 04:33 AM

You walk around for a few seconds and stop because "your out of movement"
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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


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Supreme Hero
Back again
posted October 26, 2004 02:38 PM

You routinely go to a water fountain to "recharge your spell points" at work.

You try to use Haste on your team when watching football.

You find yourself trying to build turrets on your roof to defend against Jehovah's Witnesses.

You wish you could use Lightning bolt on Bush and Kerry.
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Knowledge is power...

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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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posted October 26, 2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

You wish you could use Lightning bolt on Bush and Kerry.

^^
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lord_crusader
lord_crusader


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Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted October 26, 2004 08:26 PM

- When  you think somebody cast curse or weaknees on you, when in the sunday morning you can't get up

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted October 27, 2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

-You use phrases like "If I had 1 ore for everytime i had to do that, I could have upgraded the Archangel by now!


This is rather a sign of being a helpless n00b since archangels in no way cost any ore

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted October 27, 2004 06:03 PM

Quote:
Actually, the building does...

Id rather say that the only "building" thats missing is the one between your ears...

now go learn the game foo

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lord_crusader
lord_crusader


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Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
posted October 27, 2004 08:47 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Actually, the building does...

Id rather say that the only "building" thats missing is the one between your ears...

now go learn the game foo


Nooby hunter!!!
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Dig Out Your Soul

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Conan
Conan


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Supreme Hero
posted October 28, 2004 02:38 AM

...when you see horsies running around all night once you go to bed!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG

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