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Svarog
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posted January 22, 2004 04:10 AM |
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A Beauty Pageant! Vote!!!
“What the heck is this thread about?” you must be wondering. It’s a sort of a poll. You vote, and I’ll try to summarize the results later.
OK, this is the plot.
The lands of the old world (before the Reckoning) are in turmoil. A general meeting is held about how to bring an everlasting peace. A decision is made: a BEAUTY PAGEANT will be held. The winner will be crowned Queen of the Universe (and will also have to give some humanitarian aid, feed the hungry, heal the sick, bla, bla…) All the female heroes are invited to take part in the contest (except for Isra maybe).
The pageant is held in Erathia. All the “ladies” are there, disarmed, in their bathing suits and evening dresses and wait for the judges to decide. And the decision is awarded to the Heroes Community. Competition is tough, but the girls say “they have such a nice time together and it’s irrelevant who will be the winner”.
There are some rules for the contestants, however:
Talent show
Chain Lightning - not allowed
Armageddon – not allowed
Artifacts for beautification are not allowed
So, go ahead. Vote! Who is the best looking female hero in homm3? But be careful. Judges should be objective. Every race is equally beautiful as the others, says theory.
Here’s my vote.
1. Octavia (charm and deadly beauty-all in one. She “burns” my passions.)
2.Tamika (pretty little vampire. Reminds me of Naomi Campbell)
3. Merist (that’s Djive’s avatar. Well, in every pageant there’s politics!) 
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Nebuka
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Save me Jebus!
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posted January 22, 2004 04:24 AM |
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Tyris and Adelaide.
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Consis
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Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted January 22, 2004 04:59 AM |
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My Vote
My dad Andra is my choice. She's a stud. ROFL!
I mean come on, seriously though, a face like that is total infamy. No matter how hard you try you could never forget!(whether you like it or not) LOL!
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Khaelo
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Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted January 22, 2004 05:46 AM |
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Edited By: Khaelo on 21 Jan 2004
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this kind of thread has been done before...
...but hey, this is a new spin. My votes are influenced by my fan-fic alternate Heroes-world:
1) Charna (Although, don't trust her with the humanitarian aid bit. And good luck getting her to wear an evening gown!  )
2) Daremyth, tied with Neela. Yay for gutsy, strong genie women!
3) I like Octavia, too. I think she and Aine would be a cute couple.  But that's probably just me...
The ogresses and goblinettes are going to need very impartial judges to have a shot. Also, the thought of Xsi in a bikini is a scary, scary thing.
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Dingo
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God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 22, 2004 06:11 AM |
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I always thought Xsi looked a bit Manly.
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Vycka1234
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posted January 22, 2004 08:26 AM |
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You are Xsi, Dingo I vote for Catherine in Armageddons Blade
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 22, 2004 09:18 AM |
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What can I say? Octavia is hot!
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted January 22, 2004 09:23 AM |
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1. Jenova - Rampart
2. Gem - Rampart
3. Shiva - Stronghold
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BoogieMan
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The John of Spades
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posted January 22, 2004 02:59 PM |
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Quote:
The ogresses and goblinettes are going to need very impartial judges to have a shot.
Don't mind what Khaelo says, Gundula! I put my money on you! Go, baby! Yeah!
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted January 23, 2004 02:18 AM |
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Octavia in bikini? and why not?
I'm not trying to speculate about the winner, but she sure looks awsome!
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QBrick
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posted January 23, 2004 06:05 PM |
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I have a pic of naked (though unshaved) Krellion on my partition, but I doubt it is allowed to post stuff like that.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 23, 2004 06:08 PM |
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OH MY GOD GREAT BALLS OF STINKIN' OGRE 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Vycka1234
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posted January 23, 2004 07:08 PM |
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Cool picture Svarog how did you get it or made it
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Svarog
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Supreme Hero
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posted January 23, 2004 07:59 PM |
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Made it:
Paint (yup, paint) + Corel
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regnus_khan
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Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted January 23, 2004 09:26 PM |
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Pretty good picture, Svarog. Congratulations, on your painting skills!
P.S. Love to Adelaide (or Catherine). Dunno which I prefer best. 
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted January 30, 2004 08:32 PM |
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Vote, guys! Not much time left.
If I see a true competition, I promise I’ll make two pics for the first and second runner-up.
Rank (so far):
1. Octavia
2. Catherine
3. Adelaide
Note to mod: Can you transfer this thread to the Tavern, if it is not suitable for here.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted January 31, 2004 12:01 AM |
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ok tossers this is what you do:
1) shut your computer off.
2) get dressed and go to a public place (you better take a shower and change clothes aswell).
3) Find a girl you think looks nice to you and start flirt with her.
4) Approach her and ask her out on a date.
5) Never ever reply to boring threads like this again
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privatehudson
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The Ultimate Badass
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posted January 31, 2004 12:11 AM |
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Shouldn't you approach her before you start to flirt with her stiven? Or do you leave for a moment and then come back to ask her on a date?
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted January 31, 2004 12:45 AM |
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PH... hmmm
I dunno about your dating skills but you usually make eye contact with the girl first... give her a warm smile and make her feel special. Then it depends on her behaviour.. if she responds with a smile approach her and talk to her. If she looks away and is playing hard to get then do something else for a while. You dont want to make yourself look desperate to these girls. Then you stand no chance, no you check the place out and after a while you walk up to her and make a good impression. Compliment a girls eyes always works.
This is the easiest way and usually foolproof since you can read the reactions from the girls you are flirting with.
Then when you have gotten some skills you can make the first move right away and later on you learn how to get the girl to approach you. But lets take this one step at the time, its not like you try and learn 8 years olds rocket science now is it?
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privatehudson
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The Ultimate Badass
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posted January 31, 2004 12:47 AM |
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I always do, but your original advice was quite unclear on the matter see?
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