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Avallach
Hired Hero
Disputo ergo sum.
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posted July 16, 2001 12:33 PM |
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Limericks - Heroes style....
There once was a Hero named Hack
Whose motto was simply 'attack'
True, his magic was poor
(Didn't learn level four)
But I don't think he noticed the lack
There once was a Hero named Jed
Who'd raise everyone from the dead
Was a popular guy
(And I don't wonder why)
But he filled his opponents with dread
Limericks are fun  .
Anyone else want to give it a go?
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"Death slew him not, but he made death his ladder to the skies"
- Edmund Spenser, on the death of Philip Sidney
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 16, 2001 04:21 PM |
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HEHE...
there once was this geon guy,
whose specialty was eagle eye...
while a newbie might buy him,
a pro'd shurely fry him...
and send him off to die(800 azures)
hehe limerics are my bag, baby!
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Gravdragon
Known Hero
Barbarian
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posted July 16, 2001 07:26 PM |
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There once was a knight who sold
three azures for a gold
I still wake up at nights
thinking about that knight
How could he be so bold?
Hehe
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L´ombre fatal - The shadow of death
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 19, 2001 11:10 AM |
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great thread
One day in Erathia's midsummer's heat
Fast Gunnar and Kyrre finally meet
For a race to find out who can travel more
Kyrre tried hard, but lost to the minotaur
Must have forgotten his boots of speed!
quite bad one I guess (sorry, got no Irish Blood ), but it's the thought that counts
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 19, 2001 11:39 AM |
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There once was a player named Shae
Who thought she could slay heroes all day
But her opponent was Frank
He gave her a good spank
That's what I call Heroes foreplay...
LMAO!
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 07:26 PM |
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Birdie Dirtie...
Aenain the genie,
Who had never had a weenie,
Blue skinned as the sky,
He wandered without never asking why,
Until he met this new birdie,
who was for him just another dirtie.
Genie first didn't understand,
that girl wanted beside he to stand,
and just place a wand,
into his hand.
As gal kissed his man,
Aenain realised the truth and ran,
what they did was against an old ban.
This girlie,
Wasn't ordinary dirtie,
Not she,
But He,
Girlie,
Was a man dressed as birdie dirtie.
See the truth,
Feel the truth,
Deal with the truth.
Sorry my english sucks and I'm not so good at this...
Still had to post this one.
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 19, 2001 08:30 PM |
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A limerick is..
A funny poem written in verse according to this sceme
first line: 9 syllibles
2nd: 9 syllibles
3rd: 5
4th: 5
5th: 9
Im not 100% sure of those numbers but give or take a few and you´ve got a limmeric.
Now the other poems are funny too, but they´re not limmerics =PPP
I call this one "Solmyr"
There once was a hero from tower
who never would get in the shower
his odour was strong
when foes came along
And stinking was his major power
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I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace... I am protector of the innocent... I am the light in the darkness... I am truth.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 19, 2001 08:40 PM |
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Sorry...
I have never in my live heard about "limericks"...
I know only something about japanese poems.
Too bad, they don't teach english culture in our schools, that's why I didn't know that.
This is btw pretty good thread...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Gravdragon
Known Hero
Barbarian
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posted July 19, 2001 08:42 PM |
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Good one there!
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L´ombre fatal - The shadow of death
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Wiseman
Known Hero
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posted July 22, 2001 03:01 PM |
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Here is one:
Oh heroes of the magic,oh heroes of the might,
And all of you who dwell in night
Your ideals have to bend
Or your lives will end
I am telling this to you
So you wouldn`t stand in that grim queue
Oh heroes of the magic ,oh heroes of the might.
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Avallach
Hired Hero
Disputo ergo sum.
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posted July 24, 2001 05:52 AM |
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*Laughs* There's sure some good ones there .
Quote:
hehe limerics are my bag, baby!
Well with a name like Murphy, I'd hope so!
And to justify bumping the thread, here's another limerick.
When once by some muggers oppressed,
A player was hardly distressed.
But once the poor fool
Tried casting Fireball,
He found out why Might is the best!
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"Death slew him not, but he made death his ladder to the skies"
- Edmund Spenser, on the death of Philip Sidney
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted July 24, 2001 06:03 AM |
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Something's Coming-Shakes The Ground,
Soldiers Moaning-All Around,
Mental Meltown-Bodies Found,
Satan's Coming-Taste The Ground,
Harps Are Playing-Only Sound!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted July 24, 2001 11:04 AM |
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Trog surprise
There once was a lonely troglodyte,
who disappeared in the night.
And when he came back,
on a black dragon's back,
All pikemen were shivering with fright.
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 12:03 PM |
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one more time
There is a town type called Tower
Whose Heroes are known for their Power
But, on the other side,
They don't like the normal fight
Instead they cast Meteor Shower
(am I getting better?  )
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 24, 2001 02:16 PM |
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No it's not a limerick
It's a liric!
Thant the necromancer, the fraud
Who gets bored with with skeletons now stored
Come aboard and get floored with
His bony old snows
Frighten me to my core
My heart feelin' sore
Dear Lord why do I have to face
Thant - necromancer and fraud?
Comin' up on the eastside
Got them Giants for the ride
From the tower I reside
Gonna tell Thant bye bye
I came to claim an end to this game
My attack will bring pain
Fame will be known once Thant
Becomes lame
my aim is to attack
That thug using range
One lightning quick chain
Make that Thant turn insane
And watch his blood drain
Meet Solmyr... my main
Woohoo!
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted July 24, 2001 05:10 PM |
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hey Shae, what the hell was that.. thats some serious Stephen King snow..
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 07:20 PM |
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If you ever had xyron as your main
he would cause a lot of pain
for he would become stronger than Cain
His power would make others insane
by challenging him you have nothing to gain
for all previous challengers have been slain
but like a black dragon he is vain
so he can be beaten in shame
if only a brave soul could claim
he had the holy power to maim
evil for he was evils bane
not a limerick, but hey! you try making a heroes based poem with 11 lines that rhyme...
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Death
Known Hero
LEGEND OF HELL
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posted July 24, 2001 07:28 PM |
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my story!!!
When I comed to this site,
I began many polls to write!
This site was a real quest,
but now im one of the best!
Not bad???
This with the best I mean the posts!!!
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RUN IF YOU CAN!!!
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted July 24, 2001 10:09 PM |
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dont overexert yourslf with self praise, didi... you should let others compliment you... dont pull a George W. Bush on me..(i am courageous!)
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LichKing
Honorable
Known Hero
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posted July 24, 2001 11:59 PM |
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I call this one.....
JoeTheLoser
I sit with my mouse by my hand
My army awaits my command
I picked the wrong way to go
Now I'm facing old Joe
It feels just like Custer's Last Stand!
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SOUND THE CHARGE!! INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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