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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted July 25, 2001 02:17 AM |
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That was amazing
Quote:
JoeTheLoser
I sit with my mouse by my hand
My army awaits my command
I picked the wrong way to go
Now I'm facing old Joe
It feels just like Custer's Last Stand!
Very dramatical and true. You have captured the quintessence of the moment of loss. I am impressed =)
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted July 25, 2001 05:32 AM |
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Day divides to the dark night,
Devils break lose from Hell to fight,
We watch as the demons march,
We know all the Hate in their hearts,
And we know All The Blood in Sight,
Satan, Their Master In Mayhem,
Guides Them To Kill All But Them,
All The Words They Say Defy,
Bring The Victims To Burn In Their Lies,
Hearts Are Crucified-Then Burned By Them,
No one here saves the lives we need,
they are afraid to watch themselves bleed,
Satan Takes Off His Cape,
Getting The Corpses And Thinking About Rape,
Then he rips out their entrails for something to feed,
Grabbing All They Can, Even Children In Their Beds,
Slashing Their Hearts To See Nothing But Red,
God Can Do Nothing About This,
Satan's Laughs And Gives Him The Bloody Kiss,
Then He Turns To Rip Off Jesus's Head!
All the lies that demons have read,
they turn to grab the frozen corpse they have fead,
Nothing more but blood and fire to see,
They Come to Us, They come to me,
Cutting And Slicing-They Conquered The Earth And Now Move On AHEAD!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted July 26, 2001 06:17 AM |
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i cant think of anymore at the time....
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted July 26, 2001 06:25 AM |
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Ummm
Any stuff about Heroes in there Ozzy?
Oh yes, you better copyright those lyrics before someone steals them!
*smile*
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted July 26, 2001 06:29 AM |
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hmm no heroes.. just torcher and punishment.. thats based on Armaggedon(when it COMES!)...
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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haile73
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 12, 2001 10:11 AM |
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you gotta love Microsoft
I guess many players had a similiar experience yesterday 
6PM, let the games begin
Damn, what happened to zone login?
They made a change, how nice
Doesn't work - what a surprise
Time to put a video tape in...
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LichKing
Honorable
Known Hero
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posted July 13, 2003 06:26 AM |
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In loving memory of Shae
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There once was a player named Shae
Who thought she could slay heroes all day
But her opponent was Frank
He gave her a good spank
That's what I call Heroes foreplay...
LMAO!
Amazing the kinds of things you find when you get around to cleaning your computer desk out, lol.
I wrote this one for Shae when this thread was relatively new and never got around to posting it. I think it was pretty close to the time she became the first supreme hero (unless senility is getting the better part of me and she wasn't the first. But hell, she sure had a lot of posts, regardless).
Well, seeing as I've found it now and since I really dug this thread I figured what the heck and dredged it up.
So Shae, if ya ever make it back here, you can't say ol' Lichy never thought of ya
*SMILE*
There once was a hottie named Shae
Who posted in HC all day.
But with all of these posts
What one wonders most
Is where does she find time to play?
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SOUND THE CHARGE!! INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted July 14, 2003 05:35 PM |
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Another English-lamer limerics...
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One devil, his name Xeron,
Was fond of Armageddon.
But (thank to the Lords!)
He confused his swords,
And cried Lucifer: You, moron!
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One hero, who was not wise,
Said: ERM is suxx!
But came ZVS,
And kicked his ass,
And made him apologize.
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A witch, who was named Styg,
Had sex seven days a week.
Broghild and Bron,
Wystan and Dracon
Have been to the nest of Styg.
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One man, who was called Gangrail,
Rhymed with word "the Grail".
I wondered why,
But being too shy,
I don't want to ask Gangrail.
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The dwarven ranger of Clansey,
Was very poor necromancer.
Skeletons he made,
Were not so bad,
But zombies were really clumsy.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted July 15, 2003 07:05 PM |
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And where is laughing ppl, I wonder?
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted August 13, 2003 06:46 PM |
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One warlock from darkest under
Assembled a titan thunder.
But hydras and moos
Were worn rubber boots.
He shouted: - What a cheat, I wonder?
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The lich was the former mage,
His bones were polished with age.
One morning with fright
He looked inside
And cried: Who put birds in by cage?!
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One alchemist in underwear
Tried to ride a nightmare (*).
Brave like Crag Hack,
He sat front to back,
And thus was immune to deathstare.
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Once the Mirlanda's son
Tried to ride a gorgon.
Thanks to Alkin,
He ran out from inn,
And saved the poor moron.
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One wizard from Fallenstar
Met in his garden Gunnar.
- Oh welcome, my guest, -
Cheerfully he said,
And offered some grass to Gunnar.
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One hero with teeth of shark
Forgot a question mark.
He tried to run,
When came RedSoxFan,
But still was thrown to the dark.
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(*)from WoG
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