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Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 10 ... 13 14 15 16 17 ... 20 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
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posted September 10, 2004 01:53 PM

troglodyteor, i dont even think you know the difference between a man and a woman yet practically speaking so cut down on the wannabe tosses and go out and look for the geekiest girl you can find, she would make a great match with you and if you against all odds gets to talk to her.. dont ever turn back

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TheUltimateMale


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posted September 10, 2004 09:07 PM

Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?

Trogdork sniveled:
Quote:
Dear Person who thinks he is the ultimate male.

You have the body of a whale.

From the real ultimate male, Trogdor.
Dear TrogDork,

How can I argue with the real ultimate male?  I am so proud of you that I wanted everyone else to see why you are my hero.

Look!  Down below..

It's a nerd...
It's a pain...
It's Super TrogDork!





Please keep up the good work, Cyber Super Heroes, and remember...
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gorman
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posted September 11, 2004 05:20 AM

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But you did have time to write this weak retort, eh?

Give it up.  TUM already owns you!


All right now SnitchKing, now unlike TUM I won't waste time by using bold's, italic's, or pictures of himself if I intended on making a good post. So rather than weakly responding to my "weak retort" try posting something that may be longer than a sentence or two that is usually meant to toss someone. But as I've stated if I really honestly put forth the effort of the malevolent cybergeek that TUM pretends not to be, I'd come up w/a post that would put him to shame. I do have a creative mind even if I rarely choose to use it!
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 11, 2004 06:26 AM

Quiet foo bums! Less whining and more pimping!

Excellent reply you made TUM, obviously my help seminar has been of some help already!
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Trogdor
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posted September 11, 2004 12:12 PM

Quote:
Dear TrogDork,

How can I argue with the real ultimate male?  I am so proud of you that I wanted everyone else to see why you are my hero.

Look!  Down below..

It's a nerd...
It's a pain...
It's Super TrogDork!





Please keep up the good work, Cyber Super Heroes, and remember...


YOU OBVIOUSLY CANNOT SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I apologise for this whole shenangans. Would be funny if I really looked like that, but Mr Fat Cat stopped me on the way. I'm not a whale and neither are you. I sincerely apologize. I'll go beat up some cybergeeks in your honour.
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Dingo
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posted September 11, 2004 06:43 PM

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I'll go beat up some cybergeeks in your honour.


No You Won't.  Unless your pretending to beat them up via DragonBallZ fighting style.
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TheRealDeal
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posted September 11, 2004 09:47 PM

Or, unless he's into S/M, and he's skizo..
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted September 13, 2004 03:11 PM
Edited By: Dragon_Slayer on 13 Sep 2004

If your gonna beat up cyber geeks Trogdork, you may as well beat yourself up while your at it!
Oh and trogdork don't be intimidated by TUM, a real pimp holds his ground!

Now The Obsessed Male remind me, are you a cyber pimp or, as your status seems to suggest, a sleezy male escort? If its the latter may i remind you that pimping is an art, you shouldnt do anything just to be like a pimp!
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mvassilev
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posted September 13, 2004 11:57 PM

TheUltimateFail hasn't converted me!
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The_happy_Lo...
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posted September 14, 2004 12:11 AM

This thread has become rather nasty over time! :bad:
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Daddy
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and why not.
posted September 14, 2004 12:31 AM

Quote:
This thread has become rather nasty over time! :bad:
aaw, c'mon. I like it

reg
Daddy
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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


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lord of things pinchy
posted September 14, 2004 12:34 AM

I'm not saying that it's not entertaining, but the real message has been lost.

P.S.- should have been sux, not bad, but I'm having problems with my cookies, and can't edit currently.
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Daddy
Daddy


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and why not.
posted September 14, 2004 12:42 AM
Edited By: Daddy on 13 Sep 2004

never mink, I dont even know a half ov the HC smylie abbrevs lol

reg
Daddy

edit:
LOL ofcorse I meant never MIND not never mink It's starting, Minkdom is finally overcoming my brain
/edit
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Consis
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posted September 14, 2004 01:12 AM

THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER,

I once had the same problem. When a member is unable to edit their own posts then some of the reasons are:

The member is not logging in exactly as they registered under. For example THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER, your user name contains all capital letters "THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER". If you are logging in like this "The_Happy_Lobster or the_happy_lobster or THE-HAPPY-LOBSTER"(lower case letters) then you will only be allowed to make a post and not edit it.

On top of this, if you posted with the incorrect punctuation(using the dash instead of the underscore) of your name then it gets worse.
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Let's say you now know to log in exactly as you are supposed to.(using all capital letters and proper punctuation "THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER"), the edit button will now appear for you to edit your posts.

Well, let's say you try to edit a post made under an incorrrect punctuation of your name. It will not allow you to complete the edit unless you change the spelling of the name at the bottom to the exact same as the way when you posted it. Here's an example:

I log in as "consis"(HC will alow this). My username is really "Consis"(capital "C").

Ok now I make a post under "consis". After posting, I get sent back to the top of the thread right? Now I want to see my post. so I click to correct page number that my post is on. I scroll down, look over the post, and want to make an edit. I notice the edit button isn't even there. Why? Because HC allowed me to log in incorrectly as "consis".

So now I need to log out. Next, I log back in using the correct punctuation( "Consis" ).

I go back to the post I wanted edit and now the edit button is available for me. I click it. I go in and change what I wanted to. When I'm done I click the submit button. But it won't allow me. HC tells me I am not the correct user. Why? Because it was posted under the incorrect user name( "consis" ). What I need to do now is go to the top of my web browser interface. I press the "Back" button. It takes me backward to the page I was formerly on. Everything is still edited the way I wanted it. At the bottom of this page you'll see a box with your username in it. Just below it you'll see a box with a bunch of asterisks where your password is located. You'll notice the "username" box contains your correct username. ( "Consis" ) I need to change the capital "C" to a lowercase "c". Now simply hit the submit button and it will be accepted. Your post will be edited.

I hope this helps
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MVASSILEV
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posted September 14, 2004 02:47 AM

TheUltimateFailhasherbydesertedussoIdeclarethatthecybergeekswon.
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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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posted September 17, 2004 04:19 PM

Another Visual Aid

How you can tell if your girlfriend is cheating on you with The Ultimate Male



You see, CyberGeeks, The Ultimate Male is always trying to help you out.  If you think your girlfriend is cheating on you, don't hire a private investigator, here is your proof, and...
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Peacemaker
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posted September 17, 2004 05:34 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 17 Sep 2004

ROFL

It took a minute to decipher just exactly what was going on in that print, but I think I got it...

Mmmm.  Yeah.  Got it good....

(wherever did you find that photograph?!?!?!)
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TheUltimateM...
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posted September 17, 2004 06:15 PM

Peacemaker inquired:
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wherever did you find that photograph?!?!?!
Dear SleazeFaker,

You just never know what (or who) The Ultimate Male is able to get his hands on.   Things just seem to find their way to me.  Now, please go put on that sexy little French maid outfit and get back to fixin' me that succotash pot pie.  Mmm...

While you are at it...
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Peacemaker
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posted September 17, 2004 06:36 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 17 Sep 2004

Nice try, The Ultimate Male...

Quote:
Now, please go put on that sexy little French maid outfit and get back to fixin' me that succotash pot pie. Mmm...


First of all, you wished.

Second of all, your pathetic attempts to continue throwing the cybergeeks off the trail of your true identity by making reference to certain past escapades between The Gootch and me will fail, as I am about to illustrate.

Consis wrote:

Quote:
Sorry The_Gootch but I learned through Peacemaker that you are much more considerate than your typical male shovanistic jokes let on. She told me that I have much more in common with you than I know when I would discuss your inappropriate humor with her.
(Oh gee thanks a lot Consis.  As though I’m not already on his doo-doo list.)

Quote:
I give The_Gootch full credit, compliments, and all awards related for such an excellent role playing, humor-filled, and good-natured The_Ultimate_Male experience. Thanks The_Gootch.


Now consider the following quotes by The Gootch (taken from a fantasy series by him in another forum):

Quote:
"Yeah, this is different though." said Colossus. "He says he used to run with them. But becuase they've seen him talking to you, me, and whoever else they tried to ice him…"

"Where we're going right now." said Colossus. "Get ready, becuase the way is barred…"

…Again, we set upon them. I took full shots from their clubs that would have normally thrown me against the cliff walls. But becuase of this new armor of mine, they were merely glancing blows…

…A new day was born and still there was no sign of Colossus and Punisher. I was starting to get a knot in my stomach becuase of their enduring absence….

…"Oh." he said. "2000 gold a day. I go off of a flat fee becuase I've been burned in the past when I've been offered a share of spoils…"

…"Yearrghghg!!" the crony spat. "There's no more horrendous crime!! Surely they will die becuase of this!"


Notice a pattern?  I will submit these two options to you clueless cybergeeks: either, a) The Ultimate Male has brilliantly set us up for The Ultimate Foil by habitually misspelling the word “because” for years, then cleverly spelling it correctly in all his posts the throw us off the trail, or b) The Gootch is not TUM.

POST SCRIPT:  While the series by The Gootch to which I refer above clearly rivals the creative abilities of The Ultimate Male, is truly brilliant and is not at all well-represented by these few sentences, I decline to reveal the site out of respect for The Gootch, who may not want a procession of geekazoids rummaging through his literature.  If he wants you all to see the site I will let him make his own post to that effect.



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mvassilev
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posted September 17, 2004 07:14 PM

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a) The Ultimate Male has brilliantly set us up for The Ultimate Foil by habitually misspelling the word “because” for years, then cleverly spelling it correctly in all his posts the throw us off the trail, or b) The Gootch is not TUM.


or c) The_Gootch knows that he has been misspelling because, so he spells it correctly now as TUM. This is sort of like a, but The_Gootch typing because correctly to throw us off, not the other way around.
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