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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 ... 27 28 29 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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posted July 07, 2004 05:50 AM

If you dorkos ever got out of your comfort zone and did some reading of other people's posts, you'd realize that it ISN'T Stiven or(somebody pinch me) Gorman.

Yeah yeah UltimateMale, you've got some things goin on for you.  

Why do I hear these incessent rumors though, that you've been indicted in the BALCO scandal?  

Hmm?  Care to comment?

Will these charges keep you from Stiven's game show?  I'd certainly hate to win by default.

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted July 07, 2004 08:47 AM

You see I totally agree with being a Cybergeek. However I have always put RL before internet. Being that I am a night person I am up when others are not and it is then which I do my surfing.
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gorman
gorman


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posted July 07, 2004 04:44 PM

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If you dorkos ever got out of your comfort zone and did some reading of other people's posts, you'd realize that it ISN'T Stiven or(somebody pinch me) Gorman.


Hey come on now, I wouldn't stoop that low as to make an account w/that kind of name. I'm not that desperate for attention unlike some ppl and their April Fools' joke
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Lich
Lich


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posted July 07, 2004 11:49 PM

Well... If i wouldn't have looked for this guy IP earlier.. I surely would think he is a tosser supreme itself... oh..well...
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TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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posted July 08, 2004 12:10 AM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 7 Jul 2004

The Ultimate Male says RELAX !

The Cooch wrote:
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If you dorkos ever got out of your comfort zone and did some reading of other people's posts, you'd realize that it ISN'T Stiven or(somebody pinch me) Gorman.
Finally, a closet Cybergeek who demonstrates some potential!  Perhaps the rest of you should be more open to suggestion like this individual.

Goofman wrote:
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Hey come on now, I wouldn't stoop that low as to make an account w/that kind of name. I'm not that desperate for attention unlike some ppl and their April Fools' joke
Hey, Goofman, I hate to break the news to you, but it's not April, it's July.  In addition to that piece of information, I feel the need to let you know that it is now 2004, not 1999, so go out and get yourself a modern haircut and some new shoes.

While were at it, just to show you how I am sincere about trying to help all you Cyberfools, I will give you some free advice, since The Ultimate Male knows your little secret.  Here's my advice, take off the lipstick and change that skirt, because pink is definitely NOT your color..

The rest of your Cyberweenies need to stop dissin' and just listen, cause The Ultimate Male's next post is guaranteed to help you score with a non-virtual female at your next Star Trek or Warhammer convention.  Until then, do yourself a favor and..
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted July 08, 2004 12:21 AM

Wow... Playmate... I thought you last your inspiration or maybe you fought better at what I said earlier.. By the way... Seems to me that Frank Herbert found a good name that can't be so easily messed up( making me laugh Shy.. or did you lost your inspiration?) By the way when it was the last time when you ever read a book.. Asking me? I'm reading Shogun like 4 hours a day.. So find yourself a place on another forum. Maybe there you'll get yourself some whimpshipers...

See you later,
 Best Regards from Shai-Hulud!

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Svarog
Svarog


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posted July 08, 2004 01:27 AM

I've got one word for you: KHAYMAN.

He's the only one who has internet porn as his favorite in jokes. Always works.

PS: If I'm wrong, let the nastiest virus possible attack my computer. (Now, that's one hell of a curse for all you cybergeeks to understand how positive I am about this)
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 08, 2004 05:22 AM

I don't like TheUltimateMale's ideas. No one who is sane would want to be like him(men)/like him(women). So-called "cool" people is one of the many things that prevent the world from being perfect.
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 08, 2004 06:33 PM

I was sure this guy was really The Gootch at first, but I'll tell you to a near certainty it is not.

Reason:  The Gootch always misspells the word "because."
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Lich
Lich


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posted July 08, 2004 06:50 PM

Well at least 3 members and mods, who are intersted know him... Myself included...
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted July 08, 2004 09:40 PM

Whatever the case, i dont see the interest in taking a bash from this guy. He is obviously thinkin' he's over people and pride is worthless. He insults everyone, and he also states something like "women ill awnser your IM's later" and he's up in this crib trying to seem awsome to what he thinks is lower than him.

Get off us, we're not stepping stools like you think. Call us lower than worms and I still wonder why your trying to so hard to be over us and waste your awsome time on us. Get Go tease the homeless if your really into talking to what you think is less than you, and, you are wrong key board warrior.
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 08, 2004 11:51 PM

Celfious --

I sure hope you were kidding, since everyone else in this thread obviously is....

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 09, 2004 12:41 AM

Call us lower than worms, we don't care! Just don't convert us to people like you. *shudders*
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted July 09, 2004 12:52 AM

Hey Ultimate....whatever you claim yourself to be....
I never said it WAS April. And I certainly didn't have anything saying it was the year 1999. Now how about you go and take a nice cold shower...I think your starting to float away with all that hot air you got
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 09, 2004 12:54 AM

Gorman, don't flame him. He's just... a little wistful.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted July 09, 2004 01:05 AM

i for one have converted...

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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted July 09, 2004 01:10 AM

Lith, you are having a 10010110101 failure. "Must go home. Must log on. Must click."
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 09, 2004 01:21 AM

Yeah, log on, stay a cybergeek, stay a worthy being.
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted July 09, 2004 04:57 AM
Edited By: Celfious on 9 Jul 2004

oh lol ultimate male seems to be having withdrawls or he is truly trying to help. UM, I dont need this kind of help. I need the solution to catch 22's that surround me.
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doomnezeu
doomnezeu


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Miaumiaumiau
posted July 09, 2004 12:56 PM

*yawns* getting bored of this thread



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