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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 10 ... 20 21 22 23 24 ... 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
TheUltimateM...
TheUltimateMale


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Known Hero
Male Escort
posted June 24, 2008 06:11 AM

Always Watching...

Put down those cookies, stop playing with your wookie

If you leave your computers, then you may get some nookie!


Cybergeeks, The Ultimate Male is always watching, and remember...
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Azagal
Azagal


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Smooth Snake
posted June 24, 2008 07:22 AM

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TUM is like Namus.  Not quite here but always watching.

Watching and waiting for the right time to show his face again.

Might the right time be at hand? Not sure whether we have enough cybergeeks for therapy though.
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his speech but exceeds in his
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DagothGares
DagothGares


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No gods or kings
posted June 27, 2008 11:45 PM
Edited by DagothGares at 23:45, 27 Jun 2008.

Naah, he'll never make a real appearance, again. He'll just occasionally drop by and taunt us...
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted June 30, 2008 07:37 AM

I can't believe he remembered his password.  Good to see you again TUM.  Here's hoping you have more words of wisdom to impart on these cybergeeks.

Just don't score me below Gorman again and we'll be cool.
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 30, 2008 09:30 AM
Edited by Lexxan at 09:30, 30 Jun 2008.

He can make my cyber profile in the meantime

I was shocked when I learned he was Mvassilev. I never expected Mvass to have a sense of humour . I considered him too SIRIOUS
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted June 30, 2008 09:33 AM

What are you talking about? I don't think it is Mvass. I do have an idea who it is though.
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Spectrum
Spectrum


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Plan B
posted June 30, 2008 11:59 AM

Quote:
Hardest metal.

Diamond is a metal?
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 30, 2008 12:16 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 12:17, 30 Jun 2008.

[TUM]You're a Cybern00b, Sextrum[/TUM]
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gunnar
gunnar

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posted July 09, 2008 12:49 AM

It has been more than two years since I last logged in... and what do I find? The Ultimate Male!! And to my astonishment this thread has been here since 2004!! How could I miss it?

I think The ultimate Male is as good as Svarog in his posts... don`t you think? And what happened to Svarog by the way, has anyone been in touch with him?

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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
posted July 10, 2008 01:31 AM
Edited by DagothGares at 01:31, 10 Jul 2008.

look at the T-shirt (time should be 01:18)
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 10, 2008 02:11 AM
Edited by mvassilev at 02:18, 10 Jul 2008.

Quote:
I was shocked when I learned he was Mvassilev. I never expected Mvass to have a sense of humour . I considered him too SIRIOUS
Remember that I created him long before I started getting into OSM debates. I used to be a much bigger Wastelands and Tavern poster than I am now.

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I don't think it is Mvass.
Young Billiam,

You are making a titanic mistake. You are rejecting TheUltimateMale's true identity. That betrays your deep obsession with cybergeekdom. You are so reliant on your ability to identify members by how they smell after a few days of not showering that you were unable to identify a member who does shower. But TheUltimateMale will show you the way out of your house, and into the world. All of those science fiction shows you cybergeeks watch are right: something is out there.

So, cybergeeks, until next time, and remember...
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted July 10, 2008 06:05 AM

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But TheUltimateMale will show you the way out of your house, and into the world.


Oh, well I guess you haven't really followed his advice since you are into quote wars most of the time.


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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~

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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted July 10, 2008 09:38 AM

poor, poor Billiam
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 10, 2008 04:53 PM

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Oh, well I guess you haven't really followed his advice since you are into quote wars most of the time.

Cybergeeks, this is a perfect example of a cybergeek with his nose so close to the computer that he can see the individual pixels. But all of his attention has not availed him. He still doesn't realize that these so-called "Quote Wars" are actually people talking about things that go on outside. So you can't really blame him for not understanding their content. He also doesn't understand the rhetorical capabilites of God's Gift to Women. In Real Life (which the Cybergeek shown here has very little idea about), it is difficult for TheUltimateMale to debate anything with anyone for a long time, because men acknowledge his rightness by looking at the company of women that accompany him everywhere. As for women, I can tell that my rhetorical skills are only surpassed by my other skills, which unfortunately cause them to acknowledge the existence of a Diety, or at least so I have been finding in the evenings.

So, cybergeeks, go outside and let the Sun God look upon you, and remember...
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted July 10, 2008 05:02 PM

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But all of his attention has not availed him. He still doesn't realize that these so-called "Quote Wars" are actually people talking about things that go on outside.


Oh but you see, why don't you get off the computer and go talk to things that are happening in the real world with other people in the real world. That is a pure case of cybergeekdom by actually even discussing real life things on the Internet.

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He also doesn't understand the rhetorical capabilites of God's Gift to Women.


Ahhh yes. There are some people who are into real women and there are some that aren't. I personally think that it is time for you to move on from that stage of blown up dolls and move onto real women. At least they are capable of talking back to you.

Quote:
In Real Life (which the Cybergeek shown here has very little idea about)


Yep, and this is coming from the person who talks about real life on the Internet. Go out and smell the real world.

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As for women, I can tell that my rhetorical skills are only surpassed by my other skills


Yes Mvass, I can see that you have, after reading what I wrote above, moved on from blow up dolls and actually onto women. The bad part is is that you only look at pictures and videos of women on the Internet. Stop licking the monitor by the way.

Quote:
So, cybergeeks, go outside and let the Sun God look upon you, and remember...


Yeah, too bad it's night here.
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted July 10, 2008 05:07 PM

Wow, it was really TUM, and not just yet another hopeful trying on their best impression

TUM, I hope you're doing well - I sure have missed you... Drop me a PM to say hello
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 10, 2008 05:14 PM

Young Billiam,

I think that you may be getting a bit ahead of yourself here. You have the right values, but you are thinking that you have already acheived them, which is clearly not the case. To put it in cybergeek jargon, "ur doin it wrong". Now, Billiam, perhaps your closeness to the monitor has ruined your eyesight, or the "death rays" have ruined your memory, but I already wrote why I engage in discussions with cybergeeks. To put it simply, males acknowledge the rightness of him who is more successful than them, and females are unfortunately distracted by my other qualities. So I am stuck talking to cybergeeks, who have very little knowledge of the world beyond, but make up for that with persistence. As for your insinuation that I use blow-up dolls, I would first advise you to stop sniffing the sour ram testicles that you have glued to your blow-up dolls and step away from the monitor. Besides, my dolls tend to blow me up, not vice versa.

So, young cybergeek, you still have plennty to learn. But TheUltimateMale will help you, as long as you remember...
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william
william


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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted July 10, 2008 05:18 PM

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Besides, my dolls tend to blow me up, not vice versa.


Well before you give me any advice, perhaps you should stop living your little fantasy that dolls blow you up. I know there are dolls as in good looking women, but you won't get any of those, not unless you actually do get outside of your room.

Be sure to wear sunscreen, because your fragile skin will most likely burn from you being inside for such a long time. Cybergeeks getting injured isn't a good thing.

Till next time Junior Cybergeek...
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


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Talk to the hand
posted July 10, 2008 07:10 PM
Edited by Keksimaton at 19:11, 10 Jul 2008.

This is just wrong! This kind of "humor" and "comedy" is a product of the fact that geeks are not accepted in the society and instead mocked because they are stamped with the mark of "wimp" and "know nothing about the world outside". Geeks have become the new target of prejudice just like muslims! We must stand up and have all kinds of "Geek Pride Parades" and "Geek Awareness Festivals".

They shall never silece me! If you not are with me then I shall find those who are willing to follow me! HUZZAH!!! Knights of the Blue Screen away!!!
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 10, 2008 07:18 PM

Don't mind Billiam, young cybergeeks. He is merely disappointed that his latest blow-up doll gave him painful allergies.

Keksiautomaton,

To put it into cybergeek terms, "Resistance is futile." I understand that you have a hard time being accepted, but it's hard to be accepted when you're babbling about how your mom took your 12-sided dice after you refused to take out the trash!

You all have much to learn, and I'll teach it to you, as long as your remember...
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