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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Caption Competition
Thread: Caption Competition This thread is 19 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 · «PREV / NEXT»
Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 09, 2004 05:39 PM

Survey says: forklift drivers don't care
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Daddy
Daddy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
posted September 09, 2004 05:41 PM

In every Job you can learn anew the laws of physics.
Today: Gravity

reg
Daddy
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


Known Hero
Sicomor
posted September 09, 2004 06:00 PM
Edited By: Shai-Hulud on 9 Sep 2004

"The bomb is there... Than wtf is our pilot launching?!?"
"Ahh.. General,sir!!!I can't find the driver!!!"

edit: wow.. must have been drunk when I wrote that..
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 09, 2004 06:54 PM

WARNING: HIGH STEP
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Khayman
Khayman


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Famous Hero
Underachiever
posted September 09, 2004 07:21 PM

Good one, Woock!

I was thinking along those same lines...

"WARNING: Operating heavy equipment or machinery while under the influence of the Bush Administration can be hazardous to your health."
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 09, 2004 07:32 PM

According to tests carried out by MIT students, orange forklifts are 20% less efficient than red ones.
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Khaelo
Khaelo


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Supreme Hero
Underwater
posted September 09, 2004 09:36 PM

After $6 Billion Study, Pentagon Concludes: Forklifts Insufficient Substitute For Bomber Planes
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disguised as a responsible adult

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AMtwis
AMtwis


Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
posted September 09, 2004 10:40 PM

"..Are you sure that this is a stealth bomber?"
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted September 09, 2004 11:49 PM

Can't beat the old classic.....

D'Oh!
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Svarog
Svarog


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statue-loving necrophiliac
posted September 10, 2004 12:27 AM

"WARNING: Missile ignitable on minor disturbances"
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The_happy_lo...
The_happy_lobster


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted September 10, 2004 04:44 AM

"Maybe we should clean this up. What do you think Bob?"
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted September 10, 2004 09:52 AM

"Hey fatso, told you the disguise would not work".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Daddy
Daddy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
posted September 10, 2004 09:58 AM

Quote:
And now for something completely different
just ralized that here might be some M P fan?

reg
Daddy
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privatehudson
privatehudson


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The Ultimate Badass
posted September 10, 2004 11:12 AM



How many times do I have to tell you not to leave the toilet seat up!
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Daddy
Daddy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
posted September 10, 2004 11:19 AM

Why just cant you get the diffenrence between a pet and food?! This is the fifth parrot this wwk!

reg
Daddy

PS: @ PH: this is an ex-parrot
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privatehudson
privatehudson


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted September 10, 2004 11:27 AM

Good one

Oh and because of popularity, the captions will be updated more often than I first envisaged
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 10, 2004 02:26 PM

*sigh* women...
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AMtwis
AMtwis


Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
posted September 10, 2004 02:33 PM

"Is this the time to come home?! Where have you been!"
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted September 10, 2004 02:37 PM

Scientists say: Zookeepers should refrain from adding caffeine to lion food.
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Yolk and God bless.
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AMtwis
AMtwis


Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
posted September 10, 2004 02:41 PM

"Who was that? Do you have another one? In a white coat?"
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