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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 09, 2004 05:39 PM |
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Survey says: forklift drivers don't care
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Yolk and God bless.
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Daddy
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Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 09, 2004 05:41 PM |
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In every Job you can learn anew the laws of physics.
Today: Gravity
reg
Daddy
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Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted September 09, 2004 06:00 PM |
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"The bomb is there... Than wtf is our pilot launching?!?"
"Ahh.. General,sir!!!I can't find the driver!!!"
edit: wow.. must have been drunk when I wrote that..
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~~~Azzy~~~
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Lord_Woock
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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 09, 2004 06:54 PM |
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WARNING: HIGH STEP
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Yolk and God bless.
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Khayman
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Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted September 09, 2004 07:21 PM |
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Good one, Woock!
I was thinking along those same lines...
"WARNING: Operating heavy equipment or machinery while under the influence of the Bush Administration can be hazardous to your health."
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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Lord_Woock
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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 09, 2004 07:32 PM |
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According to tests carried out by MIT students, orange forklifts are 20% less efficient than red ones.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Khaelo
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Honorable
Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted September 09, 2004 09:36 PM |
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After $6 Billion Study, Pentagon Concludes: Forklifts Insufficient Substitute For Bomber Planes
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Cleverly
disguised as a responsible adult
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AMtwis
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Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted September 09, 2004 10:40 PM |
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"..Are you sure that this is a stealth bomber?"
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Asmodean
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Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted September 09, 2004 11:49 PM |
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Can't beat the old classic.....
D'Oh!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Svarog
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Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted September 10, 2004 12:27 AM |
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"WARNING: Missile ignitable on minor disturbances"
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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The_happy_lo...
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Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
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posted September 10, 2004 04:44 AM |
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"Maybe we should clean this up. What do you think Bob?"
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.
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Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 10, 2004 09:52 AM |
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"Hey fatso, told you the disguise would not work".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Daddy
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Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 10, 2004 09:58 AM |
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Quote: And now for something completely different
just ralized that here might be some M P fan? ![](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
reg
Daddy
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Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 10, 2004 11:12 AM |
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How many times do I have to tell you not to leave the toilet seat up!
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Daddy
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Responsible
Supreme Hero
and why not.
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posted September 10, 2004 11:19 AM |
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Why just cant you get the diffenrence between a pet and food?! This is the fifth parrot this wwk!
reg
Daddy
PS: @ PH: this is an ex-parrot
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privatehudson
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Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 10, 2004 11:27 AM |
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Good one ![](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Oh and because of popularity, the captions will be updated more often than I first envisaged
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Lord_Woock
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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 10, 2004 02:26 PM |
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*sigh* women...
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Yolk and God bless.
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AMtwis
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Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted September 10, 2004 02:33 PM |
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"Is this the time to come home?! Where have you been!"
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Lord_Woock
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Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 10, 2004 02:37 PM |
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Scientists say: Zookeepers should refrain from adding caffeine to lion food.
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Yolk and God bless.
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AMtwis
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Famous Hero
Wannabe-Pixelguy
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posted September 10, 2004 02:41 PM |
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"Who was that? Do you have another one? In a white coat?"
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