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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: ///Léo's House of Humour\\\
Thread: ///Léo's House of Humour\\\ This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV
a_rebirthing...
a_rebirthing_flight


Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
posted July 03, 2005 10:02 AM

i just thought i would offer my services as a great comedian

Q:why was the mushroom invited to the party?

A: he was a fun guy

if u dont get this joke here is a serious question: did u pass remidial science 1A?
thought as much

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Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!

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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 10, 2005 09:08 AM

More! More!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


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Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted September 10, 2005 09:34 AM

Quote:
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fine, here is one i saw somewhere but i forgot where

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"


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Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted September 17, 2005 04:40 AM

Bush, when he was newly elected, was worried about how he was going to fufill his duties, so he took a trip to England for advice. He met with the Queen of England.
Bush: England is such a great country. How do you manage to rule so well?
Queen: Well, I just surround myself with smart people. Observe.
She called Tony Blair.
Queen: Here's a test to see if you're smart. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Blair: It's me.
Bush: *is impressed*
Queen: See? It's that easy.
Bush goes back to the US, and begins to implement that advice. He called Senator Jessie Helms.
Bush: Here's a question to see if you're smart. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Helms: Um... Uh... I'll have to get back to you on that.
Helms gets together with some of his senator friends, and they discuss this question. One of them has an idea: to call Colin Powell. He's smart, he should be able to figure it out.
Helms: Here's a question that Mr. President asked me that I can't figure out. If your father has a child, your mother has a child, and that child is neither your brother nor your sister, who is it?
Powell: You idiots, it's me!
Helms, impressed, goes to Bush to tell him the answer.
Helms: I know who it is. It's Colin Powell.
Bush: No, you moron! It's Tony Blair!
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Arvon
Arvon


Hired Hero
posted June 30, 2006 06:13 PM

Hitchhiking Woman

A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she sees an Indian woman hitchhiking. She stops the car and the Indian woman gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?", she asks. "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband".

The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says, "You made a good trade".

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