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Trogdor
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posted October 05, 2005 08:39 AM |
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How to improve tourism in Australia
Australia may be a destination hotspot but like every other place there are problems, so to prevent these problems I have decided on some new state tourism and state capital slogans to improve our status.
STATE TOURISM SLOGANS
Australian Capital Territory
Do we even exist?
New South Wales
Where riots between Aboriginals are just normal everyday activity
Northern Territory
I wouldn't go in the water if I were you!
Queensland
Ginger beer for breakfast every day
South Australia
Iced coffee for breakfast every day
Tasmania
Our fauna is almost dead!
Victoria
Just what is the secret?
Western Australia
All we have is absolutely nothing
STATE CAPITAL SLOGANS
Adelaide
The place where being Catholic is ill advised
Brisbane
Eating too many bananas will damage your health
Canberra
Bored yet?
Darwin
It will only fall down because everything is made of beer cans
Hobart
If you were here you would have been frozen to death by now
Melbourne
Insure yourself with the mafia today!
Perth
Wake up when you leave
Sydney
Smells like leather
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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this_other_guy
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{0_o} heh...
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posted October 05, 2005 08:53 AM |
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Improve...? 
Redbacks, funnelwebs, blue ring octopus.
Taipans, great whites, crocodiles, box jelly fish...
Welcome to Australia, where you might accidentally get killed!
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Lord_Pc
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posted October 05, 2005 09:08 AM |
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Welcome to Sydney
The city with no water
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 05, 2005 11:47 AM |
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Haha...
Canberra, bored yet?? So true!!
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doomfreak
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posted October 06, 2005 04:54 AM |
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The city with no water
Sydeny is not the only city without water, it's a common problem across most of Australia. Here in Adelaide, we use a lot of water from the Murray River, but we don't drink it that much as it tastes terrible.
Adelaide could be the city with no fuel as yesterday we almost ran out as a shipment of fuel from Singapore was 6 days late. I think they shouldn't have closed the oil refinery here....
Tasmania's slogan should be:
"You won't beleive that we are all related!"
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Jebus
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posted October 06, 2005 05:08 AM |
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here's an idea... (and im from the other side of the world)
1) bring airline prices down for cryin' out loud!!
why the heck would we spend that kind of coin when you guys just admitted it's not worth going!! 
2) it's so freakin' far!
by the time I get there, my vacation is half over!!
lucky time zones work both ways!! 
these dumba$$ remarks have been brought to you by your
Jester.
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doomfreak
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posted October 06, 2005 05:14 AM |
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Jebus, I have an idea for you. Move Canada so that it is somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and change your time zone and you won't have that problem. It's not our fault that you are living in the past....
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Conan
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posted October 06, 2005 05:19 AM |
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How to improve tourism?
Stop promoting santa!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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doomfreak
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posted October 06, 2005 05:25 AM |
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We don't promote santa....
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 06, 2005 05:44 AM |
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It's not our fault that you are living in the past....
you just summed up my entire existance.... 
(I think I need a minute)
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doomfreak
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posted October 06, 2005 05:53 AM |
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You might need more than a minute, you are probably at least 12 hours in the past....
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 06, 2005 06:32 AM |
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You might need more than a minute, you are probably at least 12 hours in the past....
OUFF!!
if it's only that then Im ok!!
I've been dealing with childhood issues for a while!!
THANKS MAN!!
(12 hours eh?? so Im still sleeping, still sick
and I can't breath cuz im congested!! sucks )
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mr_niceguy
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posted October 06, 2005 07:34 AM |
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Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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Trogdor
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posted October 06, 2005 08:17 AM |
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Broome - Why is it a town? There's nothing there.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lord_Pc
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posted October 06, 2005 10:03 AM |
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wagga wagga
the town that needs to be mentioned twice to get on the map
jebus get over to australia. u need to see some aussie legends
i dont think u should come in the summer. u might melt, being from canada
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Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 06, 2005 12:19 PM |
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Quote:
Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch
This made me laugh. Almost as much as this icon does:
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Trogdor
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posted October 08, 2005 01:48 PM |
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If life gave me lemons I'd just throw them at someone.
*throws lemons at TA*
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doomfreak
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posted October 10, 2005 03:25 AM |
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Uluru - Just a rock, but seriously, dont touch
So true! LOL!
You used to be able to climb Uluru, but I don't think you are allowed to anymore...
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Trogdor
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posted October 10, 2005 12:15 PM |
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And you can't spit on it either.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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