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HC avatars and their true meaning
HC members are all blessed with various avatars but the real question in hand is their process of selection by the member himself and their hidden meaning that lies deep within them...
The former infos are all made up and none of them are true so no missunderstandings please  ...
Aculias
By chosing a three headed weird looking creature as his avatar Aculias tells us that he obviously is even weird in real life and suffers from a severe case of split personality. One head / 1st personality side - is good at HOMM and likes surfing the I-net and especialy HC, the 2nd head / the other personality side - is more of a party animal that takes Aculias to different and weird pubs on the weekends  . The 3rd head is covered in shadows which must mean it's still in a very early stage of development so there is still a chance of a cure to be found. A desperate cry for help and a tough case of split personality indeed.
Dragon_Slayer
DS lives in a world of his own, that's for sure. To think that dragons do exist and that he is actually able to slay them is a real basket case. At nights DS sneaks out of his home with his sword and shield and goes an a dragon hunt through dark alleys, hitting bumms and homeless people in his sleepwalking state with his wooden sword DS gets a feeling of self accomplishment and heads for home proud of his doing.
Lich_King
Lich_King has always dreamt about becoming a king, but no such luck because Lithuania is a democratic country without any monarchy and definately no kings. Chosing a rotten skeleton as his avatar Lich_King has stated that he is thin as a stick and suffers from eating dissorders. He couldn't afford a crown for his avatar so he just glued an old crappy looking hat on top of his skull and covered it with his spare curtain material he had left from the last home improvement that he did.
Valeriy
When Valeriy was just a little kid he was always interested in the art of magic. He spent hours of his time every day trying to bend a spoon by using only the power of his mind, trying to pull a rabbit out of his turban and making a glass of milk dissapear but without any luck. Then he created HC and tried to hide his failure with magic in real life by declaring himself mage of the land and dressing his real life photo in cool magicians robes and turban. All of that is just an illusion...
Lord_Woock
By his pale skinned, google eyed and pointy nose avatar you can tell Lord_Woock accepted his real life weird looks and decided not to hide the truth from the members of the community any longer. As like this wasn't enough Woock is the number one fan of Spongebob Squarepants and never misses an episode like as if his life depended on it. Weird dude indeed that should come with a warning sign on him.
GuitarGuy
He is maybe the laziest member of HC, all that he does in real life is to spend all of his time down at the beach watching the sunrise, listening to raggae music, playing his guitar and drinking coconut milk. So he decided to make all of us HC members jealous so he made this beautiful Hawaiian sunrise as his avatar, the fun never stops at the beach eh GG?
FriendofGunnar
He is a wannabe guitar player and an archrival of GuitarGuy for the best musician of HC. He spends many hours a day practicing the sacred art of the air guitar in which he already became a master. In about a few months he will start a class in which he will teach kids this important art and begin the hunt for a heir which will inherit all of his knowledge.
Vlaad
As a ruthless tyrant count Vlaad was exiled from Romania and found a new home at his current whereabouts Serbia. He left his former bad doings and started teaching kids the english language to make up for his awefull past. But though the title of count still remains with him he has got to wear a crown all the time , for his avatar he uploaded this ancient painting that was made couple of hundreds years ago when he still had a mean look in his eyes.
Tigris
When Tigris was just 1 year old he was lost in the jungles of Brazil by his parents. A pack of wild tigers took him in and raised him just as their own, Tigris was a ferocious hunter there were no rats and no birds that could escape his razorsharp teeth . But one day he snuck up to Rio and there he for the first time saw HOMM 3 played on a PC, like a magnet he was attracted to the game and since then he plays it daily. For his HC avatar he chose this picture of his mother tiger the one that has fed him just as her pupps...
RedSoxFan
Don't tell RSF but as 99% of the worlds population already agrees that baseball is the most boring sport created by man, RSF is still denying it. RSF not always have been RSF, first he was YF (YankeeFan), then he became IF (IndiansFan) but nothing sounded catchy enough. Then he stumbled upon the RSF nickname and thought to himself bingo I should stick with this nick  . By making his avatar a hanging pair of red socks he claims that he is a RedSox fan and also during christmass time he looks forward for getting nice presents stuffed in them by Santa Claus .
@EDIT1 - 2ExtremeToTake
Being an outsider since his childhood years, hiding in the shadows plotting evil schemes 2Extreme was looking for a way to get back at all of those who stood in his way. It was that one day in his trip to Jamiaca that he met a Voodoo priest which taught him the most bizarre black magic arts including the use of Voodoo dolls. Nowadays if he doesn't like someones post he goes into his room and starts a voodoo ritual poking the doll shaped like the posters avatar with sharp needles he recites the magic words and that poster regrets making his post for all eternity...
A real monster I tell you Ahhhhh!!!
@EDIT2 - Trogdor (old avatar)
Trogdor is a living, breathing example that spammers belong in hell . Born to Lucifer himself and sacrificed virgin, Trogdor was raised in hell where he was taught each and every day the cruel art of torturing people with spam! Phrases such as "used farm tractors" and "room temprature beer" earned him bonus points at school because of being the most annoying sentences a person can say. Lucifer saw that Trogdor was ready to go up to our world and torture people here made a "hell mail" stamp with his sons photo and sent him away, so now we have him here in the community.
@EDIT3 - William
Born in the land down under William always looked for something or someone to worship, he tried worshiping the kenguroos but they were too fast to catch up to, he tried worshiping Kylie Minogue but she is like a chick so he gave it up, he even tried worshiping Trogdor but this didn't workout as well  . When he played heroes 2 for the first time and saw the titans his eyes left their sockets and fell to the floor so he picked them up and decided to build an altar of worship in his room to hail the almighty titans. In order to promote his new cult he joined HC and now he tries to get more believers and activists to do his bidding .
@EDIT4 - ThE_HyDrA
No wonder that the hydra got over 40 qps , for a person born with 6 heads it's really not that big of a deal. With 2 computers in his room the hydra uses one hand and 5 heads to write thoughtfull posts in the "age of heroes" and HC and one hand and head to do the really important stuff *coughs coughs*, one hand should be enough for that . So you see if everyone had 6 heads like the hydra we all would have ended up with 40+ qps  . Dating the ladies isn't that easy though with all 6 heads having different tastes he cannot find his match so damn easily as he gets those qps...
@EDIT5 - Bjorn
Bjorn had chosen this hooded heroes 5 angel to hide the real shame in picking a crossdressing, female looking, wusslike creature which goes to the beauty salon each day for a nail job! He thought that with the hood hiding his girly looks his avatar would be down, and considered hood. Who in their right mind would pick such a gay avatar? A person like him needs serious help and a one way ticket to an army bootcamp for life where he should become a real manly man, one advice don't drop the soap in the shower!
@EDIT6 - Dingo
The true story of the red riding hood heritage:
After that red riding hood was swallowed by the wolf no hunter really came and saved her so she died  . But there was a need for another red riding hood to deliver goods so her brother Dingo stood up to the challenge and recieved the red hood . Suffering from a rare desease that both makes you spam like your life depends on it and decays your skin at the same time, Dingo was not the prettiest red riding hood so the delivery tips were damn low... To fullfill his spamming needs that the desease had caused him he joined HC and we all know what happened ...
@EDIT7 - Terje the mad wizard
Terje was born to an average norwegian viking family the Mad Wizards, thus making him known as Terje Mad-Wizard junior. But not all was well, for he was born with a razorphobia (a fear of sharp objects) so he hasn't shaved since his first facial hairs appeared and dyed the beard in a platinum blond colour to look like an oldman in order to get free buss passes. He thought at least the free buss passes should compensate for my damn phobia... And as he was walking down the streets bullys have always picked on him and tried to mug him cause they thought he was an old helpless grampa, that's why he decided to wear the viking hat to look fiercer and scare them away.
@EDIT8 - TitaniumAlloy
TA is the person that the whole world knows by the name of "death". Through the years he had his share of problems handling his old and dull from all the killing scythe, a change needed to be made. With the scythe being so out of fashion and sooo 20est century he only got 50 cents for it in the pawn shop . He knew that he had to spend all his life savings on a new weapon so he broke his piggy bank and went to a japanesse swordsmaster who had custom made him a great sword out of titanium alloy chunk he had saved for a good enough occasion. TA was so pround of his new sword he even changed his name from "death" to TitanimAlloy and in HC he looks for "available" members to visit.
@EDIT9 - Zielevitz
What could be said about this avatar? Only that if it was my avatar I would be ashamed to post replies in fear that people would see it on the left side! Since when do you wear a christmass hat over your steel helmet!? Its place should be under the helmet duuuhh... Anyway some info, working as Santas bodyguard for the past 10 years Zeilevitzs job is to take care of the raging 8 year olds when they get a bit out of hand and start being naughty by beating up Santa and stealing all the presents. 8 year old kids punch, bite and scratch with unholy rage in their eyes that is why he needs his full armor plate.
@EDIT10 - TNT_Addict
Feeling different from the other angels TNT could not understand why he was not accepted well in the angel community the AC. Only later did he discover that he was the only STRAIGHT angel who was in need of a sexual interraction with a real woman and not one of the many angels that have tried to lay him and steal his flower before ... That is why he came to HC and started the Worlds sexiest woman thread in order to find that woman on earth that he should take for a mate, but he failed at it. The sexiest woman still is not found and TNT remained a virgin still ...
A reminder that all of this is fiction now...
@EDIT11 - Nebuka
Nebuka constantly suffers from a serious case of amnesia , he cannot remember if he changed his underwear today or even if he is still a virgin and no matter how hard he tries to remember this stuff (the virgin thing especialy) he just does not succeed in the task. When he wakes up in the morning he has to lift up his undies to check if he got a gun or his shirt to check for honkhonks and believe me living like this is damn hard. The only thing he does remember is to log on to HC and maybe find out more about himself reading posts from the past.
@EDIT12 - TheRealDeal
Having black skin and blond hair Realdeal was always considered a nature freak and had his share of weird encounters. Many guys who saw RD from the back and noticed his long, blond girly hair could not resist pinching his butt and flerting with him, that is untill he turned to face them and they saw his spooky looking face which made them run for their lives . Having no mouth and no nose also caused him non stop troubles, having no sense of smell RD never knew how really stinky he was and why people always ran away when he raised his hand in school to answer a question . Not to mention that he is mute because the abssence of a mouth and can't use any pick up lines on chixx  a huge loss in that, poor RD...
@EDIT13 - Fofa and Kookastar
 
The pixie sisters Fofa and Kookastar were great friends when surfing hC but have always been fighting each other when it came to guys. Kookastar being the more mature and adult sprite and far more foxier got most of those studly elves, a thing which made Fofa mad at her. One time after a rainfall when the ground turned into mud they both started wrestling in the mud to get attention from this special angel that came from the sky and was even better looking than those elves and with smaller ears too. The mud was slicky and wet and the two of them were glistening in the sun that came out and the angel called up some friends of his who brought beer and peanuts and they all watched the fight. Then Kookastar won smiled at the angel who swooped down from the sky (and he was wearing pants too and not a blue dress), picked her up in his strong arms and told her a joke cause he was a real damn funny angel and they lived happily ever after yadda, yadda blah blah blah...
The end, and if you are wondering who was that angel then you got some serious issues...
@EDIT14 - Lord_PC
Growing up in a noble family PC was just a kid when he started his sword training to crush his opponents and win the hearts of all the fine medieval chixx in their tight corssetes which made their honkhonks push up 'till they sometimes popped right out . It was his 7th battle that PC was declared a knight by the queen, however Knight_PC wasn't a good enough nickname to be called on HC so PC continued his search for glory fighting battles, winning chixx etc. 'till the day he was declared Lord_PC and got his own territory on which he built a mansion and hosted great parties with loud violin and flute music ROCK ON!
@EDIT15 - Lith-Maethor
When Lith was occupied by modding HC and trying to make it a better place he avoided his true calling deep inside him, that was the hunting instinct. Few months ago he left HC in order to go on a hunting trip deep in the greek olive tree woods . The first deer was easyly shot down and its skin cut off to make a good camuflage suit. With his newly made deer suit he succeeded at hunting down 10 deers in one day and was on his way back home, but then a horny moose (has nothing to do with horns) saw him and Lith had immediatly turned him on , Lith tried to run as fast as he could and to rip the damn suit off but just couldn't it was stuck to his head . The moose caught up with him, did some mooselike things to him and that is why Lith is abssent for quite a few months .
@EDIT16 - Consis
As we all know Consis is just his nickname in HC, but his real name is Clark Kent . Raised in beaverton, Oregon Consis knew he was adopted as his parents told him. He then discovered his true origins a planet that was no more "Alpha Smartypants Centauri" destroyed in a super nova. When he grew up Consis has noticed that he had superpowers, he could write posts that only he and few others could understand. His IQ level was 100 times higher than your ordinary HC member so he decided to fight all evil in the entire world and especialy HC. So people won't recognize him and hurt his loved ones he wears goofy glasses and when he decides to use his powers he takes them off and unleashes his wisdom on all the bad guys!  AWESOME DUDE!!!
@EDIT17 - Russ
Being seen differently by canadian people with his round yellow head Russ is frequently picked on and gets beaten up by angry mobbs . His dental bill each month reaches 1000$ and ruins him financialy. He tried learning some muai thai boxing but when he comes to practice it he gets beaten up even more and harder . Not to mention that he is still single because the ladies are turned off by his all the time black and blue face with missing teeth in his mouth. The only way he can avoid all the beating is surfing HC and playing his favourite game HOMM3, online noone can see what you really look like and that is why he never posted any photos of him in order to avoid being bullied by the good looking people of HC ...
@EDIT18 - Legend_Maker aka The legendary Skell aka Leggie
Legendmaker as I see by his photo is really a modest guy, I mean chosing a practicaly useless first level creature as a permanent avatar oh common man! Even you can do much better than that, LoL. The black suroundings of his avatar tell us that he also is a very dark character with really evil and scary ideas in the twisted little head of his, some examples could be found in his strange posts . Not to mention that he is a starving french artist/musician/songwriter which tells us that he is broke more than the rest of us and has no money to buy food so the skeleton creature can describe his physique very acurately.
WELCOME BACK LEGGIE!!!
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Guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted April 21, 2006 03:28 PM |
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LordLazy, eat your heart out!
Ah, but what excruciating seconds I must endure! The beach calls for me once more; I cannot stay. Precious laptop, I cannot stay!
*runs back to the beach with his guitar, staring at the sun*
-Guitarguy
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posted April 21, 2006 04:49 PM |
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Angels are sexless creatures, the avatars of hope. We all think of him as a macho, who loves superfast cars and naughty girls. In reality TnT doesn't have much luck in his own love life, but he is not gay, he is very experienced and gives the whole mankind hope for finding the second half. Good work TnT!  
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friendofgunnar
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posted April 21, 2006 08:58 PM |
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Valiery....He spent hours of his time every day trying to bend a spoon by using only the power of his mind,
Unfortunately the magic book that he was using contained a misprint and the result was that instead of bending spoons he was actually bending his own neck out of place. This is the reason why his head currently rests at such an odd angle. He is aware of this but firmly believes that someday having a wrong-angled head will be in fashion and he will be the man in RL as well HC.
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 21, 2006 10:34 PM |
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He is aware of this but firmly believes that someday having a wrong-angled head will be in fashion and he will be the man in RL as well HC.
Even my imagination doesn't go that far!
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted April 22, 2006 07:25 AM |
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Can you say something about my avatar (both my old and new avatars).
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
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posted April 22, 2006 07:27 AM |
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Yeah can you say something about my avatar. I am interested in what you would write about me and whatever cray story you come up with
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 22, 2006 08:54 AM |
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2XtremeToTake
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posted April 22, 2006 10:11 AM |
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None for me? :'(
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 22, 2006 11:11 AM |
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None for me? :'(
Done, 2ExtremeToTake is the first addition to the original 10. 
@EDIT: Added Trogdors old avatar too, had a good idea ...
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Vlaad
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ghost of the past
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posted April 23, 2006 10:13 AM |
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Edited by Vlaad on 23 Apr 2006
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As a ruthless tyrant count Vlaad was exiled from Romania and found a new home at his current whereabouts Serbia. He left his former bad doings and started teaching kids the english language to make up for his awefull past. But though the title of count still remains with him he has got to wear a crown all the time
My cover has been blown!  I will have you impaled for this! No, wait, you angels enjoy impaling...
By the way, I do not wear the crown all the time, only when I'm alone at home.
P.S. Keep updating the list!
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posted April 23, 2006 06:36 PM |
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Vlaad
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ghost of the past
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posted April 23, 2006 07:30 PM |
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Anyone care to make a comment about the Hydra info? LOL
LOL
Alas - in Milena's words - he has deHydrated lately.
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posted April 24, 2006 01:09 AM |
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Tigris
When Tigris was just 1 year old he was lost in the jungles of Brazil by his parents. A pack of wild tigers took him in and raised him just as their own, Tigris was a ferocious hunter there were no rats and no birds that could escape his razorsharp teeth . But one day he snuck up to Rio and there he for the first time saw HOMM 3 played on a PC, like a magnet he was attracted to the game and since then he plays it daily. For his HC avatar he chose this picture of his mother tiger the one that has fed him just as her pupps...
don't tell tigris, but I think the "mother" was a male tiger .
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posted April 24, 2006 02:42 AM |
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@EDIT3 - William
Born in the land down under William always looked for something or someone to worship, he tried worshiping the kenguroos but they were too fast to catch up to, he tried worshiping Kylie Minogue but she is like a chick so he gave it up, he even tried worshiping Trogdor but this didn't workout as well . When he played heroes 2 for the first time and saw the titans his eyes left their sockets and fell to the floor so he picked them up and decided to build an altar of worship in his room to hail the almighty titans. In order to promote his new cult he joined HC and now he tries to get more believers and activists to do his bidding .
Thats one of the funniest things i have seen.
Nice work TNT.
Yes I will make people join my cult in order to make human sacrafices to my almight Titan King .
Hail Titan, Hail Titan, Hail Titan.
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posted April 24, 2006 04:53 AM |
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HAHAHAHA hey william, i did not know that you really look like the one who have lost all the marbles hahahahahaha Just look at that FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted April 24, 2006 04:55 AM |
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cough cough uh hu cough cough what cough are you on cough COUGH.
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 24, 2006 06:34 PM |
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tigris
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posted April 24, 2006 09:43 PM |
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don't tell tigris, but I think the "mother" was a male tiger .
Are you suggesting my father was a zoofil AND a fag?
Lol that's too much!
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted April 25, 2006 08:50 AM |
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Funny stuff. Better that you did my new avatar as opposed to my old one. I dont know what you could really say with that!
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