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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Fog's handy guide to HC member's sense of humor
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted May 10, 2006 06:04 PM bonus applied.
Edited by kookastar at 21:27, 25 Mar 2008.

Fog's handy guide to HC member's sense of humor



Have you ever wondered if the joke that you just posted on HC will fall flat?  Or how the intended recipient will take it?  Well you need worry no longer.  I've prepared this handy guide to HC member's senses of humor.

Feel free to print it out and tape it next to your moniter if you want.  I will be updating as the inspiration strikes me.

In no particular order:


Lich_King=Eddie Murphy








Legend_Maker before self-imposed exile = Jerry Lewis








Legend_Maker after self-imposed exile = Richard Lewis









Consis = Mt. Rushmore









Valeriy= Bruce Lee + Peter Sellers








Kookastar= a straight Ellen Degeneres







Angelito= Joseph Stalin









Supersonic=  The movie "Shaolin Soccer" minus cleats and safety equipment








Zeldor=  Badass








Guitar Guy= Angelito when he's lit









Red Sox Fan = Red Sox Fan









Titanium_Alloy = God



If Titanium_Alloy laughs at your joke then you can be confident that God will also






Aculias = That scene in "Total Recall" where the guy pulls off his shirt and there's mutant underneath.








Russ = (Arnold Schwarzennegar in real life + Danny Devito from any movie besides "Twins") divided by Canada







and last but not least:
TNT_Addict= Chris Farley + Katyusha, the Russian WW2 rocket launcher + an entire case of cough syrup











Updated
May 22


FoG=Dr. Hannibal Lector + Stimpy the Cat
(contributed by Russ)










Troggie=(Saltines with no water + Cookies with no milk + Pretzels with no beer) divided by three.









Lord_Woock= The second panel of his own now-famous  greyscale cartoon.



specifically this guy right here:








The_Gootch=The third Cenozoic interstitial middle-Landreauvian sub-glaciation



year 2008 update, undergoing global warming...






Angelito, as contributed by himself:

Angelito=A bit of carpet plus a straw hat



heh heh jes kiddin there Angel…


as contributed by Angelito:
Angelito= A bald midget + this guy that wants you to smell his breath.








Tigris=Elmo the Muppet + that scary looking dude that just moved in across the street but never seems to have a job to go to.









and finally William and Dimis:

William divided by Dimis equals……………………a normal human.









oh wait, here's some more...

Carneg= A fiftieth generation photocopy of Badass









Updated
June 20


RedSoxFan(up at bat again)= A fuzzy twenty sided dice that looks like a cat might enjoy playing with + a broken record which RedSoxFan's girlfriend destroyed because it reminded her too much of him.  


( Pictures provided by RedSoxFan, commentary provided by FoG)








Titanium_Alloy (re-examined)= The nothing out in space that wasn't ever there not non-existing.










Lith-Maethor= TNT_addict after about twenty minutes with a rolling pin.









Cabranth=White men can't jump








Lady Guinevere = cinnamon chewing gum after it's been chewed for 25 minutes.







(by Titanium_Alloy):


Sick_Boy=(that wierd kid from The Matrix times a complete set of bones) divided by (a horse + vaseline) to the power of heroin viewed through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.








Celfious= They just don't understand my vision + Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds + Ignore Alien orders.







(by MightyMage):

Anti-Paladin= (Boris Badinov - Natasha Fatale divided by Fearless Leader) X The Peoples Mario + vodka + a broken Speak n' Spell







(by Kookastarr):

Pandora= (Coyotepando + Northernpando) x Pandoclaus







Updated
March 25, 2008



Baklava = any fine selection of confectioneries where one of the ingredients has been randomly replaced by hot sauce.







Miru = any Wayans Brothers' movie to the power of tooth decay.






Feel free to post your own estimations of people's sense of humor.  If it passes the test it will be included in the official registry.

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angelito
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posted May 10, 2006 06:39 PM

zzzzzzzzzzz
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Aculias
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posted May 10, 2006 06:47 PM

I know, after I gave him high points to win his heroes town contest & he gives me the guy who lasted only one short part before getting munched

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russ
russ


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posted May 10, 2006 06:50 PM
Edited by russ at 18:59, 10 May 2006.

You got 2 of them perfectly. Those two are Consis and TNT_Addict - I was LMAO at both. You couldn't have possibly chosen better pictures to illustrate their sense of humor!

Anyways, here is my contribution to this thread:
Friend of Gunnar = Dr. Hannibal Lector + Stimpy the Cat
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 10, 2006 07:59 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 20:16, 10 May 2006.

WOW!!!

Anyway I think Russ's equasion is a bit tougher, Russ got (2^31-1):2log9 + 65%/397 probability to land a good joke Arny style ...

I find mount Rushmore a whole lot ammusing than Consis.

So Lich_King is an afro-american hyperactive comedian?

Russ, this more looks like you after that you have shaved your balls and gained some weight...
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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted May 10, 2006 08:42 PM
Edited by russ at 20:44, 10 May 2006.

Ok... lets analyze the probability of TNT actually making a funny joke.
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Anyway I think Russ's equasion is a bit tougher, Russ got (2^31-1):2log9 + 65%/397 probability to land a good joke Arny style ...
Good effort, you obviously did some homework for this one, but well... not funny.
Quote:
I find mount Rushmore a whole lot ammusing than Consis.
hehe
Quote:
So Lich_King is an afro-american hyperactive comedian?
Too predictable to be funny.
Quote:
Russ, this more looks like you after that you have shaved your balls and gained some weight...
Just because you mention my balls does not make it funny (or does it?) I'll leave this one out since it can be argued otherwise.
Final score: 1/3, or approximately 33% of making a joke that's funny.

To be continued...

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TNT_Addict
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posted May 10, 2006 08:51 PM

Well I laugh at your jokes just to be polite like I was taught to.

Here is my addition:

Lord_Woock

50% Chip 50% Dale = 100% Mink
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friendofgunnar
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posted May 10, 2006 08:55 PM

Quote:
Friend of Gunnar = Dr. Hannibal Lector + Stimpy the Cat



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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted May 10, 2006 08:58 PM
Edited by russ at 20:58, 10 May 2006.

*smiles politely @ TNT*

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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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posted May 10, 2006 09:04 PM

I am soooo jealous at Russ's great sense of humour...

Why, oh why wasn't I blessed like him...

I have got to do better, nonono I MUST do better...
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Lord_Woock
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posted May 10, 2006 09:11 PM

Puns not dead!

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Lich_King
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posted May 10, 2006 09:33 PM

Quote:
So Lich_King is an afro-american hyperactive comedian?


Geee... I post only 2 or 1 time a week and I'm still hyperactive... I guess the shadow of my presence is quite strong, if people think I'm hyperactive... Or something...
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supersonic
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posted May 10, 2006 10:22 PM

LMAO. I would actually also take off the clothes and put on some mascara. That would be my sense of humor.
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Trogdor
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posted May 11, 2006 01:24 PM

Foggy, I somewhat feel left out.
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friendofgunnar
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posted May 11, 2006 06:38 PM

Okay Troggie, you have three choices:


Troggie=

Saltines with no water









Cookies with no milk









or…
Pretzels with no beer




Let me know which one you'd like to have.

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Guitarguy
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posted May 11, 2006 07:57 PM
Edited by Guitarguy at 20:03, 11 May 2006.

Quote:


I'd ally with Angelito to purge you for this, FoG, but I'm obviously feeling way too groovy to even lift a finger. Hey guys, did you know there's this trippy magical wonderland called Heroes Community? It's loaded with these people and mods and turbans and stuff...


YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

*"White Rabbit" starts playing*

-Guitarguy
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Trogdor
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posted May 12, 2006 01:14 PM

Quote:
Okay Troggie, you have three choices:


Troggie=

Saltines with no water









Cookies with no milk









or…
Pretzels with no beer




Let me know which one you'd like to have.


Do you think I'm not funny? You know that I am hilarious compared to you.
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Arangar
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Weak ranger - lost viking
posted May 12, 2006 01:54 PM

Do you want a cookie?
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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


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Rockoon.
posted May 12, 2006 04:43 PM

Quote:
Do you want a cookie?


I think Lord_Woockie Monster would like to have a cookie.

-Guitarguy
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angelito
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posted May 12, 2006 05:07 PM
Edited by angelito at 17:10, 12 May 2006.

This is my real sense of humor:



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