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TNT_Addict
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posted June 05, 2006 04:15 PM |
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Foggy
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Crap... The taste of a loss is familiar to me yet again...
I'm bad to the bone on the outside, fragile and sensitive on the inside, as you could see looking at my avatar. "The bridges of Maddison county" is my second favourite movie after "gone with the wind". And I also cried at the end of "Terminator 2"... Poor Arny...
Congrats Foggy   but this is just the first stage I hope, and the war is not over yet!
Hmmm... To think of it now, I could settle for dating Okies hand instead!  : kisses hand :
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Iris
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posted June 05, 2006 04:19 PM |
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Hahaha, Okie, your hand is getting more action than me! ;P
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russ
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posted June 05, 2006 05:09 PM |
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4.25: Titans are my favorite level 7 creatures, but they're immune to mind spells, aren't they? Hmm, that could create problems when I want to get my way...  Oops, I said that out loud.
They are only immune if you haven't found a black orb  As the Gremlins say, "for every titan there is a black orb" 
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okiesolidarity
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posted June 05, 2006 05:10 PM |
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That concludes our first round. Will FoG continue to hold the lead after the second question? Will TNT start watching Meg Ryan movies? Will Russ open up his mind and his heart to this vision of loveliness? Will Tity stop to smell the flowers instead of talking about how superior he is to them? Will I be able to get all of this chapstick off of my hand?
: looks at hand : I thought we would have the most beautiful babies...now look at you. ...a-bloo-hooo-hooo ...cut to a commercial 
OK we're back. To those just tuning in, welcome to the first volcanic wastelands tavern of the rising sun dating game.
Our bachelorette has rated our bachelors' first responses and the standings are as follows:
1. FoG - 4.5
2. TNT -4.25
2. Russ - 4.25
4. Tity - 4
Still close, fellas. Four more questions to go, so anybody could still walk away with this lovely elven damsel's hand...hand...a bloo-hoo-hooo...please, if you would, Iris, your second question.
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russ
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posted June 05, 2006 05:12 PM |
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"The bridges of Maddison county" is my second favourite movie after "gone with the wind".
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Iris
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posted June 05, 2006 05:22 PM |
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I will keep all comments in mind.
Okay, second question: If (for whatever reason) you had to live on a deserted island for some extended period of time, what 5 things would you bring with you?
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 05, 2006 05:28 PM |
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Iris there's only two things I'd need on a desert island.
You
and whatever else besides me that it takes to make you happy.
Which is to say...nothing.
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 05, 2006 05:36 PM |
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Ok this one is a bit tricky, but I will do my best to answer it as serious as I could.
1. Carmen Electra - I will need a girl to entertain me and this one could move to the groove.
2. Angelina Jolie - Well I will need a woman to eh... Well pg 13 stuff ya know ...
3. Jennifer Lopez - For those times that I would like to start a party and will certainly need a drumbummbumm to make a catchy tune!
4. The worlds largest automatic brewery machine, for those unlimited six packs for me and the girls.
5. Gary Coleman, so that in contrast to him... I would look really good! And his "what'cha talking about TnT?" phrase.
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russ
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posted June 05, 2006 06:07 PM |
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Edited by russ at 18:08, 05 Jun 2006.
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Please forgive me if something sounds too similar to TNT's post, that's not plagiarism but a pure coincidence... (great minds think alike )
1) A jet fighter so that I can leave this island at any time. Besides, those are very fun to fly
2) A girl (I hope I did enough winking here to get my message across )
3) A lifetime supply of booze (hopefully that will be enough).
4) A bunch of loud friends like TNT_Addict.
5) A shotgun (in case those friends start getting on my nerves )
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LegendMaker
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posted June 05, 2006 09:26 PM |
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Legend foo! You are french! This is an immidiate turnoff for 99% of the women population...
<<Turnon>> end with an n after the o, foo ! Not two fs ! I live in Paris <<the city of LOVE>> for any non french woman.
Keep that in mind, belle Iris. Also, I protest : I've been kept out of the game during the first question period due to the sucky 20-posts per day limit Val cursed me with. And, instead of delaying the second phase, you peeps dared cross me out and move on ?! 
I can see why my rivals would do that (obviously they don't stand a chance with me involved). But YOU, Belle Iris ? How could you forget me ? 
Oh, so they forced you, huh ?
I knew it, I just knew it !  Quote:
Which Heroes faction best represents your personality and why? (Starting out simple and nerdy. )
Necropolis. Because I'm dark and grim and mysterious like it. I too fully express my potential at nighttime. And even when you think I'm weak as a zombie, I'll still be able to suckle some lifeforce outta your warm flesh with my hungry vampire's mouth... And further animate my bone powerstack for your deadly sinpleasure ! Quote:
second question: If (for whatever reason) you had to live on a deserted island for some extended period of time, what 5 things would you bring with you?
my accoustic guitar with a dozen of spare sets of strings and a box full of mediators
a self-sufficient power generator with all necessary cables
my portable comp with all its accessories (including a satellite broadband connection device)
a giant fridge, with a third full of diet Coke cans, another third of weed, cigs, lighters and leaves and, last but not least, the last third full of ready-made junk food.
>>YOU<< ma Belle Iris !  (with a recent HIV test and a razor for your legs, of course) DUH  How can the others be so rude ? I'm the latest to answer, yet the first one to think of inviting you along ! hehehehe
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Love... Exciting and New... Come onboard... We're expecting you... And the Love...
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 05, 2006 09:36 PM |
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And even when you think I'm weak as a zombie, I'll still be able to suckle some lifeforce outta your warm flesh with my hungry vampire's mouth...
If I was Iris right now I'd be scared. Veerrrryyyyyyy scared.
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LegendMaker
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posted June 05, 2006 09:42 PM |
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If I was Iris right now I'd be scared. Veerrrryyyyyyy scared.
Luckily you're not, you rude macho married man !
I'm sure such a delicate and sensual lady as Mademoiselle Iris will understand my tongue-in-cheek metaphor just fine.
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contest_master
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posted June 06, 2006 12:20 AM |
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Where is Humperdinck?
Is Humperdinck here?
*blank stares from everybody*
Oh yeah, What’s that name he calls himself?...Friendof Gunnar.
*Everybody looks at Fog and starts snickering. Wife spots Fog*
Wife: You! I thought I’d find you here. I have had just about enough of your fooling around.
Fog: but we were only
*grabs FOG by ear*
Wife: why don’t you come back and fix the garage door instead of trying to get up another girls skirt?
Fog: but it was only…
Wife: but it was only WHAT?! You got an explanation for why you were up here telling everybody you were a bachelor.
Fog: but I didn’t…
Fog: I’ve heard enough of your pathetic excuses…GET MOVING! And if you want to prove you’re not a completely worthless piece of crap you can pick up some milk on the way home.
Fog: okay….
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okiesolidarity
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posted June 06, 2006 01:53 AM |
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Oh me oh my; didn't anyone remember to put up the "no wives on set" sign. This is a disaster...heheh...oh geeze I don't get paid enough.
We may or may not have an openning for you, Leggie, depending on whether or not FoG's lovely wife will give him back his ear.
I actually have a much more important request for you, Leggie, if you're up for the task. Someone needs to pretend to mediate this dating game while I go smooch my girlfriend for the next few days. The job is yours if you tell me where that fridge with all of the diet coke is.
What?!?! Imaginary? damn I haven't had any diet coke in weeks. I'm really fiending for some diet coke.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 06, 2006 11:33 AM |
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What you mean besides an EPIRB to get rescued?
1) Beer
2) Music
3) Sex
4) Marriage
5) Eternal Peace and Happiness
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okiesolidarity
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posted June 06, 2006 02:31 PM |
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Alright, so now all of our responses to the second question are in. Think carefully, Iris, and rate those bachelors. Now I must be hoppin on that train to NYC...see everyone in a few days...play nice while I'm gone.
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Iris
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posted June 06, 2006 02:57 PM |
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Hahaha, almost all of you would bring beer. That reminds me of the Bud Lite commercial where the guy is asked what 2 things he would bring to an island. He said 2 beautiful women, and then in his fantasy, they both started nagging at him. Then in the end, he changed his choice to a life supply of beer and a dog.
Okay, once again, in order:
Foggy:
Wonderful answer! But... maybe you should have brought your wife instead? ;P Due to the uh, situation, I have to only give it a 4.25. (Btw, your wife is hilarious. )
TNT:
I like a guy who knows how to have fun. That's just as important as anything else (espeically after living in Michigan for so long, everyone is SOO BORING). But you didn't bring me to party with you. So because of that, I'll give you a 4.5.
Russ:
I liked all your answers. As long as you don't point the shotgun at me. You get a 4.75.
Legend:
I'm a nocturnal creature myself. Mysterious is good, as long as it's not too over the edge; I like a guy I can't figure out right away. I'll give your first answer a 4.25.
For your second answer, (you're not the first on to invite me along, you are one of the more direct ones ) I like how you brought your computer. A bare necessity. I'll give you a 4.5 for this answer.
TA:
How exactly are you going to bring sex, marriage, and eternal peace and happiness? Since you didn't elaborate or take me along, you get a 4 for this answer.
I'm actually going to be out of commission for a while, too. I actually have work to do. But I'll still be appearing randomly. Play nice, boys.
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 06, 2006 05:04 PM |
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Well, was nice as long as it lasted...
Now we are back to the basics once again, finding new ways and occasions to call each other gay.
I will start with a little something just from the top of my head, Russ you're gay!
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russ
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posted June 06, 2006 06:07 PM |
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Now we are back to the basics once again, finding new ways and occasions to call each other gay.
Shhhhh.... she shouldn't know about our "extracurricular activities"!
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russ
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posted June 14, 2006 05:10 PM |
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*bump*
The game must go on!
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