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Iris
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posted June 21, 2006 08:35 PM |
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Oh no, I'm a home-wrecker! *Rubs TNT's chin for good luck* There, that should fix everything. 
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LegendMaker
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The Metal Specialist
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posted June 22, 2006 12:10 AM |
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You wouldn't do that if you actually knew what he CALLS his " chin ", baby ! 
And yeah, I'm a smoker. Not just plain cigs, right, but I have no idea what TNTie is talking about... (I guess them Village People has their own secret language only THEM can understand !  )
So you're in for a few discoveries if you pick ME, Iris ! 
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okiesolidarity
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right brain/left brain wizard
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posted June 23, 2006 07:21 AM |
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OK time limit is up for TA, and you know what that means...
we are now down to three contestants!!!
Someone please reposition my mic for me *looks down at nubs at end of arms*...I woke up this morning and they were gone.
*looks at tnt* HOMEWRECKER!!!
Lovely bachelorette, Iris, if you'd please give me your hands rate our contestants responses.
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Iris
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posted June 23, 2006 03:32 PM |
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TnT, what have done with Okie's hands?! Bad you.
Let's go in order again.
Legend
You didn't elaborate.  Well, sensitivity is good. At least you didn't turn into an attention snow like...  And you get bonus points for that picture of TnT. You get a 4.75 for your answer.
TnT
All your flirting has paid off! And so has your lucky chin! You get a 5. But you're having an affair with Okie's hands. I might have to take that out of your score at some point. 
Russ
For making me embarrass myself in front of my boss, you also get a 5.
Okie
Your hand gets 15 just for the heck of it.
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LegendMaker
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The Metal Specialist
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posted June 23, 2006 08:25 PM |
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Legend
You didn't elaborate.
Oh, I didn't, huh ?! 
How about this :
Legend's Personality Report
Your Personality Type : The Critic
You are a Critic in the best sense of the word. You analyze, interpret and evaluate the issues and people in your world. And you do so in a way that is much more earnest than most. That's probably because you have an almost superhuman sensitivity to activities around you. Things that go unnoticed by most might rock you like an earthquake. Sure this might feel unsettling at times, but you turn it into a positive. You can see details that others pass by.
Aside from your drive, the truth is you have a very gentle, perceptive spirit. People might fault you for your particularly discerning eye, but that attitude might just stem from their own insecurities about what you see. You're complex and thoughtful, and you feel obligated to judge both by appearance, and by what you see below the surface.
Chances are, you hate arguing and other tense situations — especially when they arise at work. But ultimately, everyone notices your motivation and talent. You're an original thinker, and people will respect your judgments once they get to know you.
Keep at it, Critic. The world is a more discerning place thanks to you.   
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okiesolidarity
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right brain/left brain wizard
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posted June 24, 2006 01:12 AM |
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Alright folks, that concludes our third round. As our scores now stand:
1. my hand - 15.00
2. Russ - 14.00
3. TNT - 13.75
4. Leggie - 13.50
Still a very close game, folks. In a shocking turn of events, my whorish excuse for a hand has managed to take the lead.
okie's hand: you've made the right choice, sweetheart...I'm gonna treat you better than all of these fools. Just think of me, running through your hair, gently tickling your-you can talk?
of course i can talk!!!
I liked you better when I thought you couldn't. Don't listen to him...her...it, Iris! It said the same things to me, and now it's left me after all these years!
I will take care of you, darling. This oaf had me picking his nose...I had to leave him
What about that thing with TNT?
he left me
he left you?
for your other hand
everything is falling into place...
Alright then, lovely bachelorette, fourth question, maybe?
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LegendMaker
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Famous Hero
The Metal Specialist
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posted June 25, 2006 05:26 AM |
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Shouldn't she reconsider the lame score she gave me for the previous question now that i provided more details as she asked, before we start the next question ?
I'm the ****ing LAST ! boo hoo hoo this ain't any good for my hypersensitive condition... 
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Iris
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posted June 26, 2006 04:28 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 04:29, 26 Jun 2006.
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Okay, Legend, after some reconsideration, you also get a 5.  For being French. And taking all the abuse from those other two meanies.
Okie, your hand is really gets around...
So, moving on. I want each of you to say something nice about the other two contestants. And if you were me, who would you pick?
Edit: And please do not say yourself.
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Lord_Pc
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Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
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posted June 26, 2006 10:34 AM |
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Argentina for the world cup
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 26, 2006 12:59 PM |
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Shouldn't she reconsider the lame score she gave me for the previous question now that i provided more details as she asked, before we start the next question ?
I'm the ****ing LAST ! boo hoo hoo this ain't any good for my hypersensitive condition...
Oh does baby want his bottle...? That is what the french are best at, crying and begging for stuff they do not deserve.
Iris a real sweetie for even listening to you through all of your sobbing and weeping.
Be a man next time and face your loss, grow some wEEd manly hair!
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LegendMaker
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The Metal Specialist
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posted June 26, 2006 05:06 PM |
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Fourth Question / Fourth Answer
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Be a man next time and face your loss, grow some wEEd manly hair!
Gotta love hearing macho propaganda from a living virtual gay icon !  LMAO
 Which one would I pick (TNTie or Russ)
If I were you ? No idea. If I was a woman ? Hard to tell. If I was gay? I would most probably be a "manly" one and pick TNTie as my darling.
Nice things about Russ
The guy has a mind of his own, which is pretty rare and respectable in these mass manipulation times. His sense of humor is slack, powerful and politically incorrect and I can really relate to that. I'd give him 4,965 points, if I was you !
Nice things about TNTie
Constant, potent and mighty wanker in the best sense of the word (or should I say "in the HC sense of the word" now that I've pretty much won my secret campaign against anti-wankers discrimination ? hehehe). Though much more consensual than mine or even Russ', his jokes are overall pretty inspired and refreshing. I'd give him 4,96499 points, if I was you !
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted June 26, 2006 07:24 PM |
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Edited by russ at 19:27, 26 Jun 2006.
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Something nice about okie's hand?
It is a free spirited hand. I guess this is why everyone likes it so much It likes to live on the edge and experience new things. I suppose that this is why it had so many affairs with different HC members. It is also mysterious - we'll never know whether or not those relationships were purely platonic, or Okie's hand was actually cheating on him...
Something nice about Leggie?
An open minded person with a great ability to understand how the world works. [Edit:]Oops, almost forgot to mention the non-PC sense of humor, some of his quotes are amazing!
Something nice about TNT?
Approximately 33% of his jokes are actually funny, and when they are funny, they usually are OMFGROFLCOPTER kind of funny.
Who would I pick? Obviously, I can't pick TNT, or there won't be an end to all the rumours currently going on around HC, so I'll pick... Okie's hand! If there are so many people are attracted to it - there must be something about it!
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 26, 2006 07:57 PM |
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I want each of you to say something nice about the other two contestants. And if you were me, who would you pick?
Oh you can't make me say who of these two you should pick, my heart is going to just explode from anguish if it won't be me, sure I date Okies hands but they mean absolutely nothing to me, well maybe just a cheap thrill, but you are everything for me now (especialy after the bikini photo you've posted ). Iris... Ahemmm... Don't break my heart... My achy, breaky heart...
Something good about Leggie: Well if you like music this guy is definately for you, he knows pretty much everything that there is about music and can make a nice partner for very interesting conversations. French people reinvented kissing so this guy probably got some skills when it comes to tongue action, practicing on his pillows every night sure did some magic.
Well... Eh something about Russ: I've already mentioned it somewhere before, I think Russ is the funniest poster at HC and is probably loads of fun (don't ask me how I know about it, just DON'T! ) It is really weird but sometimes we like think the same, don't mind the black eye too much though, I've shown him some muay thai tricks he can use to defend himself and he is already doing much better thanks to me.
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LegendMaker
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posted June 27, 2006 02:13 PM |
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my practicing on his pillows every night sure did some magic.
Your WHAT on my WHAT did WHAT  
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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
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posted June 27, 2006 04:00 PM |
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Stop looking for spelling mistakes Mr. "I'm not like the other french I love speaking english and singing dirty pop in the shower dumpster..."
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LegendMaker
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posted June 27, 2006 04:05 PM |
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From LegendMaker's Personality Report :
People might fault you for your particularly discerning eye, but that attitude might just stem from their own insecurities about what you see.
Touched a chin nerve, have I ?
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Iris
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posted June 29, 2006 02:43 PM |
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Good job, boys. That was very nice. 5's for everyone! Except for Okie's hands. You only get a 4.01 for not answering...
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 29, 2006 03:38 PM |
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That was very nice. 5's for everyone!
What a ripoff! 
And to think that I actually acted nice to these two in order to get high score...
The hands were the smartest of us all, we should have never replied to this question!
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Iris
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posted June 29, 2006 04:24 PM |
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*Give TnT a cookie*
There. Stop pouting. *pat pat*
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LegendMaker
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Famous Hero
The Metal Specialist
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posted June 30, 2006 06:36 AM |
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TWO questions :
Where is our honorable Master Of Ceremony
Isn't it about time we got to the part of the game when it's US asking questions to Iris
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