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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted January 29, 2007 08:53 PM |
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2. Sexy- 25 words or less - What makes you the sexiest member on HC
My sense of humor. When I'm in the "zone" I'm better than dinner theatre, Starz on Ice, and "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" combined. 
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What do you think is the sexiest song of all time?
You know if I was up doing Karaoke and there was a girl I wanted to impress, "Jesus Christ Pose" would be at the top of the list.
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted January 30, 2007 07:34 PM |
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Hey boys, you guys need a Mrs. HC  ……Nice work boys, I hope more start to come..
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 30, 2007 07:43 PM |
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Hey I just noticed this thread.
So can I post Round 1 at some point?
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Go Red Sox!
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted January 30, 2007 07:46 PM |
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Well we would like nothing more.. 
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted February 02, 2007 04:39 PM |
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RSF - If you're going to post, sooner would be better than later 
Any other guys that would like to jump in before the end of this round should do so too
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted February 03, 2007 06:47 AM |
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OK the results for the first round are in
the title of classiest member on HC goes to the Gootch.
Gootch: 8.25
FoG: 8
Niddy: 7.75
It's close...
There is still a little time to enter for the 2nd round
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2. Sexy – 25 words or less - What makes you the sexiest member on HC, + what do you think is the sexiest song of all time?
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted February 05, 2007 12:47 AM |
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2. Sexy- 25 words or less - What makes you the sexiest member on HC
Dark blue eyes looking straight through you, a mona lisa smile, and long, very long dark blond hair.
It's the walk, the dance, the talk...
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What do you think is the sexiest song of all time?
My First, My Last, My Everything by Barry White is without a doubt the sexiest song of all time.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted February 06, 2007 12:47 PM |
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WOW fellas this is really hard to judge you are all so sexy and classy 
That's it for this round... Judges please HCM me with your scores
The next round is on! This time it is:
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3. Intellectual quality – the post {past} that best showcases your intellectuality + a max 25 word commentary on why this is the ultimate post in this criteria
Good Luck!
If any other guys would like to enter please do - even if you don't have enough cumulative points to win - it will be fun, and you can still be crowned as the most intellectual guy on HC
to our contestants - thanks for your entries, looking foward to more!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted February 11, 2007 12:17 AM |
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And the winner for most sexy contestant is…
FriendofGunnar
Scores for this round
Fog 8.5
Gootch 8.25
Niddy 6.75
{note: scores are rounded to the nearest .25 as the number of judges is not constant }
Total score for round 1 & 2
Gootch……. 16.5
FoG…………. 16.5
Niddy……… 14.5
Guys, please start posting your response to this Q {you've got about a week }
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3. Intellectual quality – the post {past} that best showcases your intellectuality + a max 25 word commentary on why this is the ultimate post in this criteria
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted February 11, 2007 10:46 PM |
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When I score a full point higher on classy, than I score on sexiness, something is terribly wrong with my online image 
If anyone invents to call me classy in real life, in the first few days or so, my male ego will flee from me, swim accross the channel, and run away to go live in a boat on loch Ness in Scotland
Anyway...
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3. Intellectual quality – the post {past} that best showcases your intellectuality + a max 25 word commentary on why this is the ultimate post in this criteria
This is a mental excercise, which showcases my intellectual capabilities. I don't think it needs any more comments from me.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted February 12, 2007 08:43 PM |
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Ahhh, so you're curious about my intellectuality...iness, intellectualness, intellectualityness or what have you.
Well I remember one discussion a long time ago where I was expounding with one of the moderators here about the topic of eating....potatoes.
ehh heh heh hehh
*nudges arm conspiratorially*
ehh heh heh hehh
No?
perhaps that's not exactly what you're driving after?
Well...
*leans back and chews reflectively on pipe stem while gazing at the fire*
I remember having a conversation with this one young Chinese fellow. He seemed well nigh smitten with one party rule and the limits of discourse that his own government was habitually in the habit of placing on him and his countrymen. I remember at the time thinking that the young fellow was so set in his ways that it might be a complete waste of time talking to him. Irregardless, or regardless, (I can never remember which), I set out to try and clarify the situation about the nature of freedom of the press here in this country, and about other issues of contention such as Taiwan. Oh yes, I remember that day well.....
*eyes relax into distant thoughtfull gaze*
My goodness, I've been rambling on a bit. Perhaps I've exceeded my threshold of words for this particular assignation. If this be the case I'd like to retract my previous comments and just mention that I can say "This beer sucks" in seven different languages. Seven mind you.
ehh heh heh hehh
*nudges arm conspiratorially*
ehh heh heh hehh
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the_gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted February 16, 2007 06:07 AM |
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I'm trying to figure out how Jesus Christ Pose can be considered sexy
And I'm also wondering how this unworthy neophyte is tied with me.
So, after careful consideration of the many awesome pieces I've contributed over the years, I decided not on my most sentimental piece. Nor did I decide to put my favorite display of role-playing(bottom of pg.13 in the Temple thread in BGP and forever a travesty that I was not rewarded with a qp). Nor did I go with my most aggressive piece(RealDeal's Overweight thread).
I asked myself, "What is quintessential Gootch? What post defines the role I've decided for myself in my time here that provides a nod both towards the schoolyard bully and the, uh, gifted writer that some have called me . And I found it. And I call it
See Wolfman Get Slammed
Why? I simultaneously refuted his argument and got a dig. Plus, I think he was a mod at the time. Score one for me.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted February 16, 2007 09:58 PM |
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If no one else is going to reply - judges send me your votes
And start working on your Question to ask the contestents in the next round... *thinking*
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted February 21, 2007 07:58 PM |
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OK I'm still waiting patiently for a few votes
While I do that - Here is the first of the judges Questions for the contestants: It comes from Lady_Milena, but we are all eager to hear your reply.
Respond in any mode - format or number of words that you wish.
Question:
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You're in a long-term relationship and live with your special someone. One night you come back home and see your lady in bed... naked with another naked lady. What are you going to think? How are you going to react?
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 21, 2007 08:03 PM |
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Should I still make any late attempt at this? lol
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Go Red Sox!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted February 21, 2007 08:47 PM |
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Sure, why not
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted February 22, 2007 10:19 AM |
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You're in a long-term relationship and live with your special someone. One night you come back home and see your lady in bed... naked with another naked lady. What are you going to think? How are you going to react?
Well the first thing I'd do is I'd introduce myself.
Then I'd ask the visitor a simple question. I'd say "When you go to the all you can eat smorgasboard at Po Folks do you ever put any sausages on your plate along with your tuna salad?"
If she said anything about liking sausages or even a willingness to try them than I would take my shirt off and introduce her to the number one rule of the house: When in the master bedroom suite, thou must honor the man of the house.
If the visitor didn't indicate a willingness to indulge in sausages then then I'd ask her to leave. Then I'd bang my wife and set up video cameras in the bedroom later when she wasn't looking.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted February 23, 2007 08:27 PM |
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Bump
Keep the answers coming fellas We've still got more Qs to come
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted February 23, 2007 08:39 PM |
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You're in a long-term relationship and live with your special someone. One night you come back home and see your lady in bed... naked with another naked lady. What are you going to think? How are you going to react?
This has already been discussed. I'm going to think this woman is a gift for the two of us to indulge in.
As far as my reaction, I will watch the two of them writhe around until I'm good and ready. Then I will join them, touching my girl and the gift softly and lovingly. Women are a work of art you know. Their bodies can be so breathtakingly beautiful.
Enjoying the moment, I will nuzzle the two of them and then start working on my girl. She'll let me know what she's comfortable with with the way she moves her body or directs either of us. This is a situation that requires delicacy and patience and not the fumbling haste of young boys.
After we're finished we'll talk to each other for the next few weeks while we're making love about how hot it was and letting ourselves become even more aroused. It will be a good time.
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Nidhgrin
Honorable
Famous Hero
baking cookies from stardust
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posted February 24, 2007 04:03 PM |
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You're in a long-term relationship and live with your special someone. One night you come back home and see your lady in bed... naked with another naked lady. What are you going to think? How are you going to react?
Well, I suppose my answer won't be as juicy as some of the others. But it's an honest answer, and we are talking about a long-term relationship...
I think I'd say something along the lines of 'What on earth do you think you're doing?', slam the door and leave. Then I'd probably drive off, call some friends, and go dance it off me and get pretty drunk.
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