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william
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posted June 26, 2009 10:56 AM |
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Stupidest movie I've ever seen and actually have has got to be Troll 2. The acting is goddamn awful, the plot just sucks and the costumes are just laughable.
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VokialBG
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posted June 26, 2009 11:10 AM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 11:11, 26 Jun 2009.
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Stupidest movie I've ever seen and actually have has got to be Troll 2. The acting is goddamn awful, the plot just sucks and the costumes are just laughable.
lol! I was just posting about it  Here is another stupid movie:
It was sooo artificial, boring... stupid...
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kipshasz
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posted June 26, 2009 11:20 AM |
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movies directed by Uwe Boll. nuff said.
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blizzardboy
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posted June 26, 2009 11:20 AM |
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Here's my candidate for the stupidest movie ever: Scary Movie 3, by the Wayans brothers. I tend to judge a movie by how much of an impression it makes on me and how well I remember it. The only thing that I remember about this movie is the note that I attached to it when I returned it. "This movie is for retarded chimpanzees, can I have my money back please?"
This is the first time I've seen this thread, so I have to come in and counter the OP's post from a long time ago. Scary Movie 3 is hilarious. FriendofGunnar probably didn't like it because he's a mature human being. Sure, some of the stuff in it is just witlessly vulgar, but there's awesome stuff in it too, like this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHMcoG_FmTw&feature=related
^^If you don't like that style of humor, then you'll hate it, but otherwise it's good.
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xerdux
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posted June 27, 2009 04:12 AM |
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But the Scary Movie movies are so fun :S
How can you say they suck, they have got good 13yr old humor in it!
I was 13 when I saw a Scary Movie movie last time.
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Mytical
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posted June 27, 2009 06:36 AM |
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Man I loved the original Friday the 13th. I like campy horror films though...
Sleepaway Camp
Nightmare on Elmstreet..
Ok now my pick for the absolute worst movie. Hmm there have been some bad ones. Attack of the 50' Woman? Nah..horrible but not the worst ever..
Peewee's Big Top Adventure..maybe it was attrocious
Any Ren and Stimpy movie..
Bevis and Butthead
The movie that has the other name for a Donkey as the title?
Man there are some bad movies..hard to pick a worst of the worst.
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william
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posted June 27, 2009 08:32 AM |
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The original Friday The 13th is fantastic. The ending when that deformed kid coming from the lake to pull the last survivor in, I was definitely not expecting that and it came as a big shock to me, when I hardly get shocked by movies. It proves that the older ones are just that much better than the newer ones because they can scare you easier and are not predictable.
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VokialBG
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posted June 27, 2009 10:05 AM |
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Ehhhoooo! That's the last one (2009), not the original!
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Mytical
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posted June 27, 2009 10:08 AM |
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Eh havn't seen that one yet, not sure I want to either. Most remakes are horrible.
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posted June 27, 2009 01:09 PM |
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Have anyone here watched Merlin's Return?
If you haven't, then DON'T!
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pandora
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posted June 27, 2009 01:17 PM |
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Actually, I think they made Jason much scarier in the new Friday the 13.
He can run!!
Its not like the good old days where you could sip a sup of tea and finish the last chaper of your book during the time it took Jason to slowly lumber towards you, and after that even at a jog you could be out of his sight in no time. You could even get away with tripping over every second tree root in your path, have the time to look at him wide eyed and scream - then get up and start jogging away again - he'd never get close...
Not this new Jason, you try any of that stuff and he's gonna catch you!
Its a whole new spin on the series!
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Mytical
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posted June 27, 2009 01:21 PM |
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Its the Slow lumbering zombies vs the quick zombies thing . Some like em fast, and some like the slow crush of inevitability.
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Elvin
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posted June 27, 2009 01:36 PM |
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I always wondered why they never get the heck out of there, maybe drive to the next state 
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Cepheus
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posted June 27, 2009 01:43 PM |
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Don't ask.
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del_diablo
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posted June 27, 2009 01:46 PM |
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I always wondered why nobody ran and fetched a bow or a dagger and tok him down at a 10 meter range
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Elvin
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posted June 27, 2009 01:49 PM |
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That looks.. terrifying!
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Mytical
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posted June 27, 2009 02:06 PM |
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Don't ask.
Actually again I kinda enjoyed the first one. The other bazillion they made? Not so much.
Oh and look up Wishmaster 2 and 3...ugh
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posted June 27, 2009 04:40 PM |
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movies directed by Uwe Boll. nuff said.
Some got waaaay more score than other crappy ones.
Also, I hope you're not one of those anti-Uwe-Boll crowd. It is so ridiculous it's not funny anymore -- if you look at imdb, if his name appears somewhere (in the credits) but not necessarily the director, they give score=1 for what reason? Directing sucks.
Even if done by a different director. You just can't reason with those people.
Oh well this is the internet after all...
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xerdux
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posted June 27, 2009 04:43 PM |
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No not Uwe! He sucks! He wanted to direct the Warcraft movie but Blizzard just laughed at him. They are working with Legendary Pictures.
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TheDeath
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posted June 27, 2009 04:47 PM |
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No not Uwe! He sucks!
Thanks for proving my point.
Anything else you can say?
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