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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 13, 2007 11:39 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 23:41, 13 Jan 2007.
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Renegades' Renegades
There has been a whole lot of new renegades ideas lately, but you all forgot the most important renegades of: Renegades' Renegades!! These are Haven renegades who decided that they don't like their new way and went out find another one (they are still looking afaik).
So here it comes:
(To the mods - this thread is purely for fun and maybe it's better suited for VW, I just wanted the other Altar posters to see it before it got moved there. The choice is yours... as usual)
edit: I swear that I started writing it before the Flying Fish Renegades was posted.
1. Weed Peasant
A peasant who is tired of growing food for his lords and decides to grow weed for himself.
abil: high (AA) - the peasant can smoke some of his weed and get high. Raises Def and gives flyer ability, reduces Att, Init.
2. Bowman
An archer who retired from the army to use his skills in sporting competitions.
abil: shooter, competetive (PA) - the bowmen are very competetive: raises att proportionally to the number of bowmen in stack.
3. Gladiator
A footman who decided to become a famous fighter rather then a skilled warrior.
abil: bash, enraged, cheer (AA) - the gladiator turns to his fans looking for some cheering up. The action takes a whole turn in which his def. is decreased, but raises his att and damage afterwards.
4. Griffin Airways
Griffins became a very swift and enjoyable means of transportation.
abil: flyer, large, immunity to blind, transport (AA) - can carry a tack of small creatures. Can do that only if griffin has enough movement points to do it in one action.
cowardice (PA) - the griffins are no longer used for combat and instead of defending themselves to the end they have a chance not to retaliate to enemies attack.
5. Healer
Priests who are tired of war become healers. This gives them an opportunity to help peasants in exchange for weed that they turn into more effective substance.
abil: shooter, No Melee Penal, Caster(Disenchant, endurance), drug (AA) - a more effective version of the weed that also increases speed and HP, but leaves the unit paralized and defenseless after a few rounds. Can be used on other friendly units.
6. Knight
Cavaliers become knights, because it is a known fact that every woman in the world dreams about a knight in shining armor riding on a white stallion (knights spend a whole lot of money on white paint).
abil: Large, Dreamer (PA) - the knight can only think about women and he cannot focus on his enemies, therefore he has a chance to miss his attack.
Lady's Favor (AA) - A knight can show to his beloved lady (or ladies) how powerful he really is by performing an incredible joust attack with increased damage, at least one killed creature and stun. Unfortunately, that leaves him with decreased defense and initiative as he turns to his lady to show her his dedication.
7. Drunk Angel
Angels who now serve no master decided to have a party. Unfortunately, none of them ever tasted alcohol before.
abil: Flyer, Large, Dizzy (PA) - drunk angles are always a little dizzy which makes them sometimes to miss their attacks, but sometimes it also helps them avoid enemy attacks.
Party (AA) - drunk angels can invite their friends to party. Gives the Dizzy ability to a friendly unit.
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alcibiades
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posted January 13, 2007 11:51 PM |
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Ironically, this post which is clearly ironically ment, is bursting with more creativity and original ideas than any of the other Renegade threads that have been bursting forth these last days.
The unit abilities are brilliant - I especially love the fact that the high peasant will get the flying ability (brilliant!), and the Party ability is hillarious.
More posts like this would deffinitely make the Altar much more fun to be in.  Someone please throw a QP in this direction.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 14, 2007 07:19 PM |
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Thanks! I'm glad I managed to lighten up the place a bit.
But to be fair I must say the the flying-high ability is one thing in this whole thread that I've seen somewhere else before and just used it here.
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GenieLord
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posted January 14, 2007 07:27 PM |
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When I saw this thread I laugh loudly.
I thought: "Tha Altar wants so much renegades' threads and he can't invite any more factions' renegade, so he did renegade's renegades?
I take it as a great joke and not as folishness. Drunk Angel! 
These creatures are good, but I'll judt tell you the true: I'm tired of seeing Humans' troops. Two (A little boring) are enough.
Edit:
If you are renegade, and you rebel the renegades, won't you just go back to the Griffin empire?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted January 14, 2007 07:57 PM |
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GenieLord, read the first line of alc's post (after the ), maybe then you'll understand.
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