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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Alcibiades - zombie executioner
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 31, 2007 09:47 PM
Edited by Geny at 21:49, 31 Jul 2007.

Alcibiades - zombie executioner

Something in this site that FoG posted caught my attention.
warning: ribald humor, as is most of the website  

Check out the fourth one from the bottom:
"Alcibiades - zombie executioner"

some quotes:
"[...] the zombie horde finally arrives in Athens [...] alcibiades returns home only to find the city in a state of panic. Will the zombie executioner be able to save his wife and daughter from the ravages of the Zombie Lord [...]"

That actually explains why I almost haven't seen Zombie Lord post lately.
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 31, 2007 10:04 PM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 22:26, 31 Jul 2007.

LMAO I'd forgotten about that, let me get the pic...




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pandora
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posted July 31, 2007 10:07 PM

Good thing you changed your avatar FoG, else Alc would have to kill you
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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted July 31, 2007 10:07 PM

Why Alc? Zl was a good guy
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 31, 2007 10:12 PM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 22:12, 31 Jul 2007.

Quote:
Good thing you changed your avatar FoG, else Alc would have to kill you


heheh
I was just going through a phase at the time...


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pandora
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posted July 31, 2007 10:17 PM

I don't think that excuse would fly against an executioner - do you?
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posted August 01, 2007 12:08 AM

Quote:
Why Alc? Zl was a good guy


If I told you, I would have to kill you.
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pandora
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posted August 01, 2007 12:11 AM

hmmm.... another modsquad secret out in the open...

When Alc prunes the memberlist, he actually eats the members
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pandora
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posted August 01, 2007 12:12 AM

*whispers to Geny*

See? your thread is much happier here anyways
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Miru
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posted August 01, 2007 02:09 AM

He goes skull smashing with his ban hammer!

What do we want? BRAAAINS!
When do we want 'em? BRAAAINS!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 01, 2007 08:26 PM

Quote:
He goes skull smashing with his ban hammer!


That's right!
And this is what's going to happen to anyone who tries to stand in my ... umm... I mean in alc's way!

*whispers to Pandora*

You're right! I guess I should learn to create more new thread instead of spamming existing ones.... Nahhhh
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alcibiades
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posted August 03, 2007 03:12 PM

Quote:
That actually explains why I almost haven't seen Zombie Lord post lately.


Woohoo. He's back. I'm clean.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 03:25 PM

Hmmmm.... that's weird....
Maybe you just didn't have the time to get Zombie Lord himself, fighting his hordes does require some time after all.
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ZombieLord
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posted August 03, 2007 03:30 PM

I'm working on a secret spell that will kill Alc and doom the entire world

But I hope my legions of undead (that are raised over and over) will hold on until then

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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 03:48 PM

*whispers to Geny*

You really should!
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 03:50 PM

*Whispers to Pandora*

I would, but I'm too lazy to write the thread titles all the time.
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 03:52 PM

*whispers to Geny*

You could always just make your post, and then copy a key phrase to paste in as your thread title... or you could just stop being so darned lazy
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setitetart
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Reality check....
posted August 03, 2007 03:57 PM

*whispers to Pandora*

Why in God's name are we all whispering?

LOL
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 03, 2007 03:57 PM
Edited by Geny at 15:58, 03 Aug 2007.

*"whispers" to Pandora*

STOP BEING LAZY??? NEVER!!!

....................

*really whispers to Pandora*

I meant: what fun is that?
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pandora
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posted August 03, 2007 04:03 PM

*whispers to Setitetart*

If we're just whispering amongst ourselves it seems less spammy somehow

*whispers to Geny*

You just finished a semester at school, you have a bit of time on your hands for thread making and other such HC fun


*clears throat*

All that whispering gets hard after a while
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