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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Peanut Planters HQ (Masterpost on page 31 now)
Thread: Peanut Planters HQ (Masterpost on page 31 now) This thread is 35 pages long: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 13 ... 20 30 35 · «PREV / NEXT»
Elvin
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posted May 04, 2008 12:26 PM

Wow forced attempts at a joke. What a joke.
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posted May 04, 2008 01:28 PM

Quote:
Where do vampires are inprisoned?
At the blood cells.

My favourite post of all time
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posted May 05, 2008 06:32 AM

I want some nuts baby.'cx
Curtosy of the flowers open leg thread!!!
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posted May 05, 2008 06:02 PM

Peanut planters is to limited.
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posted May 05, 2008 08:18 PM

No you've got it wrong. Your perception is too limited for you to understand our magnitude and contribution to this forum
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OmegaDestroyer
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posted May 05, 2008 08:22 PM

Dude, if you're going to tell bad jokes at least make sure they are relevant.  

Two peanuts were walking in the park one night.  One was assaulted.
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Spectrum
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posted May 05, 2008 08:28 PM

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Two peanuts were walking in the park one night.  One was assaulted.


Dude, that's not it at all. It's supposed to go "Two peanuts were walking down a road. The other one was assaulted... Peanut!"


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OmegaDestroyer
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posted May 05, 2008 08:32 PM

First off, that sounds a lot better.

Secondly, you are the only other person I've met who knows the joke.  I can't understand why it's not more popular...
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posted May 22, 2008 03:04 PM
Edited by Azagal at 15:05, 22 May 2008.

After I someone brought this thread sligthly off topic a certain Plague got a little confused:
Quote:
I cant play with myself,cause i dont like to lose

That atleast qualifies for an nomination.
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 28, 2008 04:48 PM

Just to keep this thread on the first page in the Tavern a peanut is awarded to TNT for his lame, but admitedly mildly amusing attempt to copy our great institution.
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posted May 29, 2008 12:31 AM
Edited by Elvin at 00:43, 29 May 2008.

And the next peanut goes to DagothGares for his shocking revelation on the nature of man in the confessions thread
Quote:
Truly, I always thought that humans were a destructive, violent, opportunist race, but deep inside, really deep, there was always a pinneedle-sized spot of hope that believed that we could make it somehow and, Phoenix... You just killed that ray of light...

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phoenixreborn
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posted May 29, 2008 01:02 AM

*sniff* everyone has fun at my expense.

Oh well I'll just go read Hora's posts and feel better.

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posted May 29, 2008 05:37 AM

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Oh well I'll just go read Hora's posts and feel better.

Hey that's a pretty good peanut attempt lol
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posted May 29, 2008 10:43 AM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 10:44, 29 May 2008.

Quote:

Oh well I'll just go read Hora's posts and feel better.

LOL
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 31, 2008 10:30 AM
Edited by Geny at 10:33, 31 May 2008.

And another peanut for a post in ... the Other Side!
That's right, TitaniumAlloy gets a peanut for finally ending the over 100 page long debate on the existence of God. Don't believe me? See here.
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posted May 31, 2008 11:20 AM
Edited by Elvin at 00:02, 05 Jun 2008.

That's just great

Just spotted another one, I found binabik's picture hilarious Nothing beats instruction pictures on how to spot cookies


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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 09, 2008 10:09 AM

This next peanut is very special for two reasons:
1. The post has already been awarded a QP making this the first official peanut-QP post.
2. The Peanut Planters actually agree with the majority of posters on this one.

So, the next peanut goes to radar for his amazing marriage spell dictionary!
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posted June 09, 2008 11:37 AM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 13:54, 09 Jun 2008.





oh and Baklava?
TNT and I are gaining on you, fast.
You'd better watch your back
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baklava
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posted June 09, 2008 05:17 PM

Hehe.
Enjoy yourselves guys, new times call for new kids
Perhaps it's time for me to retire. Soon enough. Got my fair share of peanuts ^^ Some well deserved rest seems in order, eh?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted June 09, 2008 06:08 PM

Did Baklava, just call TA and TNT newbies?
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