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"When I became the NASA administrator, [Obama] charged me with three things," NASA head Charles Bolden said in a recent interview with the Middle Eastern news network al-Jazeera. "One, he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math; he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering."

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The logic is, if they're in space, they're not here any more.

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Obama does a recess appointment of another Marxist, thus bypassing Congressional hearings. And the Marxist of course also favors rationing. Donald Berwick, Medicare czar.
- elodin

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Thanks, the entire idea of this faction came from that one page from Berserk

Oh and here's a short pedagogical comic that explains the use of Venom Arts.

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Oh nononono thank you Adrius~
I am everywhere. Except for the OSM but that doesn't count as a place... it's more like a ehm...Dagoths living room.

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Genesis I - Revised Taco Edition

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.  And God was hungry.

3 And God said, "Let there be tortillas," and there were tortillas. 4 God saw that the tortillas were good, and He separated the white kind from the yellow. 5 God called the white kind "flour," and the yellow he called "corn." And there were Mexicans to roll the tortillas out, and there were Mexcians to eat them—the first fiesta.

6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the tortillas to separate tortilla from tortilla." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the tortilla under the expanse from the tortilla above it. And it was so. 8 God filled the expanse with beans. And there were Mexicans to prepare the beans, and there Mexicans to eat them-the second fiesta.

9 And God said, "Let the tortilla under the beans be gathered around it, and let cumin and oregano and chili powder appear." And it was so. 10 God called the gathered tortilla a "shell," and the gathered cumin and oregano and chili powder he called "spices and herbs." And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. 12 The land produced onions and chili peppers and lettuce and tomatos: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds . And God saw that it was good. 13 And there were Mexicans to harvest and cook the onionis and chili peppers and lettuce and tomatos, and there were Mexicans to eat them—the third fiesta.

14 And God said, "Let there be cheese in the expanse of the tortilla to separate the beans from the vegetables, and let it serve as a sign to mark deliciousness, 15 and let it be piled in the expanse of the tortilla to make people want to eat it." And it was so. 16 God made two great cheeses—Sharp Cheddar for those special occasions and the lesser Monterrey-Jack for a casual snack. He also made Queso Fresco. 17 God sprinkled it over the expanse of the tortilla to give a nice flavor profile, 18 to create texture variation, and to make it euphoric. And God saw that it was good, and he called it a taco. 19 And there were Mexicans to make the tacos, and there were Mexicans to eat them—the fourth fiesta.

20 And God said, "Let the filling teem with grilled fish, and let cooked chicken simmer in the sauce above the vegetables across the expanse of the tortilla." 21 So God created the great fishy filling of the tacos and every gilled and tasty thing with which the taco teems, according to their kinds, and every simmered chicken according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed these grilled fish and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the tacos around the world, and let the simmered chicken increase upon the earth." 23 And there were Mexicans to cook these creatures, and there were Mexicans to eat them—the fifth fiesta.

24 And God said, "Let the filling have grilled meaty creatures according to their kinds: livestock, especially cows, creatures that once moved along the ground, and wild tasty animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 God made the grilled tasty animals according to their kinds, the succulent cows according to their kinds, and all the creatures that once move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that carne asada was snowing awesome.

26 Then God said, "Let us make men who will take my creation and mass produce it, according to my appetite, and let them rule over the yummy sauces of grilled fish and the simmered chickens, over the meaty cows, over all of the Mexican culinary scene, and over all the creatures that he might need to fill their tacos."

27 So God created these men according to His appetite,
      in the appetite of God he created them;
      Americans he called them.

28 God blessed the Americans and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the grilled fish of the sea and the simmered chickens and over every meaty cow that once moved on the ground. Put taco stands everywhere.  You no longer need the Mexicans."

29 Then God said, "I give you every onion and tomato and pepper on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the tasty cows of the earth and all the simmered chickens and all the creatures that once moved on the ground—everything that has the possibility of being stuffed into a tortilla—I give every green plant, spice and bean for cooking." And it was so.

31 God saw all that he had made, and he called it Taco Bell, and it wasn't very good. And there were poorly paid acne-faced teenagers to cook this food, and there were hordes of Americans to eat it—the sixth fiesta.  

But God didn't join.  Instead, he took a long siesta.  And it was good.

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