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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 18, 2007 11:28 AM |
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A Man of Many Quotes (Can You Guess Who Said These Things?)
"Never answer an anonymous letter."
"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."
"It's deja vu all over again."
"When you come to a fork in the road....Take it."
"I didn't really say everything I said."
When asked what time it was...... "you mean now?"
"You can observe a lot by watching."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"It gets late early out here."
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."
"If you don’t know where you’re going, chances are you will end up somewhere else."
"You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t come to yours."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him."
"90% of the game is half mental."
"If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them."
"A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded."
"Pair up in threes."
"I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"We’re lost, but we’re making great time!"
"I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I’m not hungry enough to eat eight."
"Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died."
"It was hard to have a conversation with anyone - there were too many people talking."
"No, you didn’t wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."
"I really liked it. Even the music was good. (When asked if he liked the opera one evening.)"
"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."
"Shut up and talk."
"The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands."
"I don't know, I'm not in shape yet. (When asked what size hat he wanted.)"
"I don't remember leaving, so I guess we didn't go."
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. (When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.)"
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Lord_Woock
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posted November 18, 2007 01:06 PM |
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Most of those (if not all) are Groucho Marx I believe.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 20, 2007 02:36 PM |
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Nope. You are incorrect.
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The_Gootch
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted November 20, 2007 04:59 PM |
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kraken
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posted November 20, 2007 07:50 PM |
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Chuck Norris 
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Vini Vidi Vici
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GenieLord
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posted November 20, 2007 07:56 PM |
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It's definitely Yogi Berra.
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