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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 30, 2007 01:03 PM
Edited by alcibiades at 23:28, 30 Nov 2007.

Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alliance: Sylvan (at the moment), neutral
Class: Ranger (at the moment), Black Hand (as in sneaky bastard type)
Att:3
Def:0
Know:1
Spell:1
Skills: Attack, Logisitcs, Pathfinding
Specialty: +1 attack to blade-/wardancer starting from level two, blade-/wardancers start battles with invisibility when on grass if moved in tactics mode invisibility is lost.
Appearance: Dark green cloak, Leather boots, Short black hair, Black full beard, Leather gloves, a hood, no mount
Role in storyline: The fiancee of Biara. Making me the to be king biatch of the world.
Come on!
There has to be a balancing force for everything.

In a secluded shrine somewhere far away from the battle three beings have gathered to celebrate an unholy union. A fallen inquisitor announces:
"If there is anything you wish to say or do before the ceremony it should be now."

"I have something for you my darling." The man says and pulls out a phoenix feather cape.

"Ooh, so pretty. You shouldn't have. Where did you get it?" The fiery succubus asks.

"From some stupid phoenix trying to hide in the forest. They leave some when they go poof."

"I actually have something for you too honey. Here.", she says and pulls out a moonblade.

"Thank you love. It's magnificent! Any story behind this?"

"There happened to be a druid swirling one of these nearby and Trogdor happened to gut him and take the blade. As the poor guy has a hopeless crush on anything with even the slightest curves he offered this to me as a gift. I thought why not."

"Shall we now start the ceremony now?", the inquisitor blunted. "All right. Do you have the rings?"
A pair of cursed rings can be seen on the table.
"Good. Any objections?" He continues before anything can come from the pairs open mouths.
"None? Good. Do you JoonasTo take this demoness Biara as your wife whom you will support and love both in uphill and downhill times of your union?"

"No I don't. What do you tink I am? Mad or something?"

"I'll take that as a yes.", the inquisitor continues:
"Do you Biara take this man as your husband whom you will support and love in both uphill and downhill times of your union?"

"A mortal? Are you crazy old man?"

"Good. Then it is settled. Here are the rings." , the inquisitor hands them the rings. They take the rings and put them on. Somehow this feels like the unluckiest day of their lives.
"You may kiss the bride."

They lean toward each other to a loving and trusting kiss to start their union.
"You aren't getting away from this!" They shout simultaneously as the shackles of last man appear in their hands and click closed.

A moment later they realize what they have done.
"What did you do?", they shout yet again simultaneously.

"What were you thinking? I can't be stuck with you forerer.", the demoness looks extremely frustated.

"Hey you should ask yourself that. Besides you are ageless. All you have to do is to wait a little before I die. How about me? I can't spend the rest of my life with you.", the man said in utter shock.

Another moment later a fireball and a moonblade clash.
"Die *****!"

Another fireball
"I won't lose to a puny human!"

After yet another fireball and a sword swing the demoness suggests:
"This isn't going anywhere. Truce?"

"Truce", the man agrees and puts his sword away as the succubus extinquishes her fireball.

A blink later the sword and fireball clash again.

"Ah. Young love. So beautiful." The inquisitor mumbles while leaving.
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Daystar
Daystar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
posted November 30, 2007 01:07 PM

LOL!!!!!!
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 30, 2007 02:04 PM

Glad you liked it.
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Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted November 30, 2007 02:16 PM
Edited by Minion at 14:18, 30 Nov 2007.

Daystar and JoonasTo;

Excellent. *Mr.Burns voice*

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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted November 30, 2007 02:55 PM

*Antipaladin awakend to the sight of naked Ornella next to him,he is also naked,and noticed he became a vampire*
"What have you done to me?! I didnt want to becoume this! Revert this curse! death would be a realise from this madness!"
"You didnt thought so lsat night,it was a good night child,not everyone get sired by me,nudly.
The choice is not yours,and you are already dead. Becoume my angel of pleasures,and i shall grant you strenth,together we will forum The Vampire douchy of doom. What is your name handsom one?"
"Boris,My lady"
"You shall be known as Antipaladin,The fearsomest and powerfull Male vampire alive,you will counqer the day,and pleasure the night. Set forth,bring me the skulls of duncon and freyda,and then we can reapted yesterday,becoume my soul reaver."
"Yes M'lday".
*Gazing upon himself he is changed,a pale skin,and a pair of bat like wings from hes back. hes claws grew wildsly and a sword coverd in green death was laying next to him,he picked it up. the armor of which laid to him and soem clothes,he picked them all up,wearing it,hes eyes glew red with bloodlust,he took the armys of vampires included 5400000000001 vampires and lord and princes. He set to the empire,or whats left from it*
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 30, 2007 08:59 PM
Edited by Geny at 21:06, 30 Nov 2007.

... Trogdor had come, sword burning in some ghastly imitation of Hearthflame. ...

*click*

Ah. Young love. So beautiful.

*click*

You shall be known as Antipaladin,The fearsomest and powerfull Male vampire alive,you will counqer the day,and pleasure the night...

*click*

A man is sitting in the Hut of the Magi.
Geny:
"I love cable".
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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 30, 2007 09:15 PM

What have I done..?
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guarder
guarder


Supreme Hero
posted November 30, 2007 09:23 PM
Edited by guarder at 21:31, 30 Nov 2007.

I use JoonasTo's system
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Alliance: Necropolis
Class: Necromancer
Att:0
Def:1
Know:2
Spell:2
Skills: Summonoing magic, Enlightenment, Mark of the Necromancer
Specialty: every Summoning spell gets double effect
Appearance: Black cloak with green (like you is green player with a Necromancer, face is a young person of Markal, Long blonde hair, but doesn't show, becouse of the cloak, a ittle small beard with a cool moustache, riding a black, dread Horse named Laffen

Well, suddenly i waked up in a swamp. Good start i must say, i say to myself. I go t the nearest town and learns every stuff Elvin learned I bought a horse for my last money and named it Laffen. I soon visit the tavern and ask about the great necromancers, but soon i discover that all four is dead, not undead longer. Well, my quest will be to revive Sandro, Markal, Arantir and Balmuth(is it spelled corrctly?) First i need the vampires garment, blood from the killer of Sandro and Markal and Markal's skull. Setting of to the silver cities to get some blood from Zehir. after "get it"nobody know expect me, i set the way for Lorekeep and Sandro
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted November 30, 2007 09:24 PM

*click*

"still can't find a mirror... wait, I know! Phantom Forces!" An image of Jhora Elvin appears.

"Yes, yes, I look positively stunning with that necklace on! And now, to the mall!!!"

.....

"Wow, that green belly-dancer dress would look perfect on me... wait, is she going to buy it? Not my dress she's not, Wasp Swarm! Ah, that's better, now I got it all to myself.."


*click*
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Daystar
Daystar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
posted November 30, 2007 11:12 PM

Gender: Male
Race: Undead, Ex-Elf
Alliance: Heresh
Class: Shade, servile to Antipaladin
Att:2
Def:1
Know:4
Spell:2
Skills: Sorcery, Logistics, Attack, Luck
Specialty: Able to pass through walls, +1 spellpower to all casters in my army for every [mylevel*Enemy creature's average level] creature killed.
Appearance: Transparent, greenish fading into black, ash like vapours beneath my necrobe. Eyes white and glowing.  Two swords.
Role in storyline: Was an Elven Warrior, now an undead servant/assaisn in the employ/thrall/power of Antipaladin.  Foil for Mvassleiv.  

"Thank you, master" I said, bowing to Boris.  He had brought me back from death, and I was deeply grateful.  

"I have heard much of your exploits," Boris said.  "The destruction of Elvin, surviving in a fight with Trogdor himself...these are skills I wish to use."

"I have heard of you too," I said.  "I always belived, however, that you were a human.  What happened?"

"This should be fun," a voice says, and Mvassliev apears from the shadows, also a specter.

"Well," Boris says, looking rather sheepish, "I made some choices I should not have, did some things I would have wanted to do differently, supped of cups that I had never intended..."

"He got drunk," Mvassliev translated.

"...Then I went home with a terrible daughter of beatuy, one whose voluptuity was forged by moonlight and blood.  However, her love was false, and she drained the fruit of my veins at the same time as the sap of my loins."

"He went home with some vamp, shagged her, and she bit him."  Mvassliev explained.

"Not just any vampire! This was the beatuiful Ornella herself!" Boris exclaimed.

"Ornella?  I never knew that!" Mvassliev said.  "I question your judgement."

"Mvas," I said, "Boris is our master.  Clearly he has gone insane.  It is our duty to help him."

"I am not insane!" Boris says. "Go forth and seek reinforcements.  We ride for the Unicorn Empire within the week!"


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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted November 30, 2007 11:31 PM

LOL! Good job there..

*Dayster and MvS sent for help, Antipaladin is sitting drinking vodka,hoping he will get drunk again*
"Dear gods of vodka,what have i not done? I used protection with her! i forget to use by garlic perfume that my aunt gave me last cristmess...
I need to send massage to Geny maybe hw ants to join my ranks as undead spooke.Ill give him some vampires to trun him,Mvs,i have a specile job for you.."
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alcibiades
alcibiades


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
posted November 30, 2007 11:35 PM

Quote:
*click*

"still can't find a mirror... wait, I know! Phantom Forces!" An image of Jhora Elvin appears.

"Yes, yes, I look positively stunning with that necklace on! And now, to the mall!!!"

.....

"Wow, that green belly-dancer dress would look perfect on me... wait, is she going to buy it? Not my dress she's not, Wasp Swarm! Ah, that's better, now I got it all to myself.."


*click*



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MPaBkaTa
MPaBkaTa


Adventuring Hero
Cow lover
posted December 01, 2007 02:12 PM
Edited by MPaBkaTa at 14:39, 01 Dec 2007.

Gender:Male
Race:Human
Alliance:Remains of the church to urgash
Class:Knight
Att:3
Def:1
Know:2
Spell:2
Skill:Basic Atack,Battle Frenzy,Retribution
Specialty:Retribution and Morale doubles
Appearance:Red plate armor,blond hair and a rather arrogant look.
Role in storyline:Leader of the remains of Biara's regime.Greatest ambition of turning Talonguard to ruins and restoring the church to Urgash.Enormous Ego
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phoenixreborn
phoenixreborn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
posted December 01, 2007 02:17 PM

Zap - What's this, the air smells different *sniff* *sniff* smells like tree-dryad action!  Why I must be in Ashan!

Hmm what's this pitchfork thing, oh nice, I guess I hit people with it.  Wait a minute, I don't want to hit people, I'm only wearing a little bit of clothing.  Jeez don't these people have any armor to give me. *looks to the left* Oh, those guys have armor.

What's this?  You want me to attack that dragon?  You must be out of your mind...at least give me some armor...what no?  I don't want to but whoops, everyone else is doing it...whoa.  Divine vengeance you say?  Too late for me, I'm already a ghost.

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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 03, 2007 07:46 AM

And the peasants shall rise!
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unixmage
unixmage


Known Hero
Demon Slayer
posted December 05, 2007 05:57 AM

Quote:

the kitties (the unupgraded ones).  Deffinate possibilities here.



Am I the only one who detects something dirty in that post?

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roy-algriffin
roy-algriffin


Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
posted December 05, 2007 06:30 AM

"thump"

Huh? Whats going on?, thought Roy.
"Come on move along please" Said a nearby generally regal looking lord. "Go on its been a nightmare as it is to try and find out what the hell suzerain means anyway"
He seemed to be pointing towards a hall shaped building.
As i walked inwards he handed me about several thousand gold coins. "Please hold these" he said.
As i walked inwards the door closed and i began to hear a sound a bit like an microwave and the gold seems to disappear.
A few images pass through my eyes and suddenly im holding a crossbow, Then a sword and shield. And then Poof!
The door opened and i saw a peasent, I tried to ask him what was going on but, As i opened my head to use vocal cords.
I accidently bit the mans head off.
I heard the lord saying " Well it worked anyway." and started saying to me "congratulations on being the first griffin trained through the hall of heroes" . "Why?" "well no reason really. I suppose its better then a measly peasent.."
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 05, 2007 07:23 PM

*click*

"Come on, move it along! We've got a lot to teach you and we don't have time for that!"

"But, sire, we are but measely peasants, how can you turn us into warriors in less than a day?"

"Don't worry, we've got our special ways."

*click*
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 05, 2007 09:47 PM



Way to go Geny!

Now just get the peasants those M16s.
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SoRHunter
SoRHunter


Hired Hero
posted December 14, 2007 04:10 PM

I recall being called once Diogo. But as I lay in this utmost darkness, I can only wonder if that was nothing but a dream. SoRHunter is the name I go by these days, though I have no clue whatsoever where I am nor what I should be doing here. My mind seems clouded by some invisible fog – uhm, smells like sulphur; or is it brimstone? Well, I got to get out of here; this thick, smelly air is dulling my senses.

I slowly get on my feet and fall immediately on the ground. What a headache! Is it from the air, or did I empty some bottles last night? Don’t seem to recall that event – to say the truth, I can’t remember a thing except a crazy machine called “computer” – whatever that is…

Time to find a way out of here. Slowly, I try to get up once more and peruse the surroundings; all I can see is a bright source of light on my left, as everything else is veiled from my eyes. At that moment, a vision of a donkey suddenly formed in my mind and uttered: “Stay away from the light!” Bah, it has got to be the work of last night booze (as now I start to feel pretty sure that I just got drunk…).

Each step I take is carefully placed; the ground is uneven, like I’m inside a cave or something. But what annoys me the most is the lack of light: I just get falling over and over again because I tripped on so many obstacles that the pain in my knees is worse than the one in my head!

As I move on, I realize that the light shifts a little bit. It seems that there is lots of things shinning, not a single source of light as I thought before. And many things sparkle! Is it my lucky day? Am I going to be rich? How come there is so much gold here?

Being driven by these thoughts, I didn’t catch the move the walls were making. Slithering here and there, suddenly it appeared before me. Towering many feet above my head, it’s head had huge white, sparkling fangs and evil-looking, glowing eyes. The black thing I mistaked for walls were the limbs of an impressive and ominous Black Dragon!

Though I believe I am a hero at heart, it didn’t stop wetting myself…

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