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Heroes Community > Heroes 5 - Temple of Ashan > Thread: If you could summon a creature...
Thread: If you could summon a creature... This thread is 12 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 · «PREV / NEXT»
VokialBG
VokialBG


Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
posted July 20, 2008 12:34 AM

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An Archmage to do my homework.


Mages are lazy.
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A Peasant and a Master Hunter to give me food


Huh? The Peasant will eat it before you!

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An Emerald Dragon to bring me home


He will like to eat you

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A Shaman for fun and to learn nice magics


Haste and slow sucks in RL better Armageddon!

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A Pit Lord to protect me versus thugs


They are slow... and they are low on initiative...

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A Stalker to spy on others (especially during the teachers' meetings)


You can't trust him, he can spy you as well...
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An Imp to be my servant


Imp like to do mess they can't serve

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A Brawler to be defeated by me in close combat


Hey Tyson


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I'll summon a Gold Dragon, and I'll sell it on the next day
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xerox
xerox


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 20, 2008 04:01 AM

Hmm hard question. I would summon a Druid so I could learn how to communicate to other animals.
But it seems evil to the Druid, he would see how evil humans are and how we destroyed our planet so that changes everything.



Probably a Mage. I hate their ridiculos outdated cloths. But he could learn me magic. To bad Mage spells are offensive so that also changes everything.

Priests have better spells but they are religious and I think religion is the most silly and stupid thing that exists.
Some religious people are very annoying to. Ned Flanders and a boy in my class (but he is from Finland so maybe its not because he is christian ).

A Dragon would be cool but instantly hunted down and put in a small cage.

I dont like the Dark Elf ladies. Maybe im just gay lol. They are out.

Shamans are hot and they seem like nice persons. But im not sure how well they would fit into society.
They are out.

Gremlins would just be scary IRL. NEXT.

Djiins seem cool but are not Genies that can grant you wishes. But they are large, people would seen them and it would be evil to imprison them. They are out.


Dark elf stalkers. Humanoid. Cool. Scary. Hidden. Only good things except that he might kill me or miss Ygg-Chall.
I would summon a Stalker. I think that under those emo cloths there is a really nice person.
Plus he can learn me how to turn invisible in case aliens should invade us.

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I WOULD SUMMON A STALKER.
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted July 25, 2008 04:48 AM

a unicorn so i can go to places and stab people i dont like with its horn
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Sargeras
Sargeras


Known Hero
the Fallen
posted July 25, 2008 11:53 AM

...if they would obey me then it would be cool to have Seraph or Rakshasa Raja...
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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted July 25, 2008 02:04 PM

a seraph would kill you for any sins you have committed or if you are an unbeliever
a rakshasa raja would be cool but he'd end up fighting godzilla in japan
look here

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espen15
espen15


Famous Hero
posted July 25, 2008 02:36 PM

i would summon my avatar if i would have enough knowledge to do that.

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Blizzrock
Blizzrock


Hired Hero
posted July 25, 2008 10:05 PM

I would summon a pit fiend

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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted July 25, 2008 11:52 PM

is there a reason to?
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BAD
BAD


Promising
Known Hero
posted July 26, 2008 01:23 AM

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oyeah an archangel with his sword would slay me.. with all the tecnollogy of  today he is pretty toast.


LOL>..JUST LOL

First of all, our tehnology is nothing for an Archangel...forget the HOMM....OMG, that post made me laugh =))

If you believe in GOD, then you should learn that Archangels are Supreme Commanders of Heaven and they are spirits and they will lol at our tehnology.




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del_diablo
del_diablo


Legendary Hero
Manifest
posted July 26, 2008 01:57 AM

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If you believe in GOD, then you should learn that Archangels are Supreme Commanders of Heaven and they are spirits and they will lol at our tehnology.


I do not really know that for sure.
In heroes univers the arch angle would start laughing because its way superior to the tecnologi itself
In Niveals............ maybe its killable, bazooka boom?
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anonymos
anonymos

Tavern Dweller
posted July 28, 2008 11:03 AM

A Unicorn would be cool blinds my teachers so i can escape on it and stab some bad maths teachers
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Drako_the_noob
Drako_the_noob


Known Hero
Banned
posted August 05, 2008 01:57 PM
Edited by Drako_the_noob at 13:59, 05 Aug 2008.

Hmmm, lets see...
I would summon a/an...
-Shadow Witch, or a dark elf lady You know, even me (KD) the mighiest spammer cannot resist
-Assasin, to kill teachers
-Djinn to grant my wish
-Dragon, so I will kill the politicans, and gain world domination
-A Vampire... he will bite my neck, so I will be a vampire, too  Too bad, Vampires in Homm 1-5 are male, and off corse, I'm NOT gay
-An army of Orcs, so I would be a General!

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I think I'd summon a blade dancer, take him to my school, and scare all the homophobes!


You scared me!
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R=retards
A=attempting
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razor5
razor5


Famous Hero
Freezing...
posted August 05, 2008 07:26 PM
Edited by razor5 at 15:44, 18 Aug 2008.

I want a Black Dragon,but one who don't want to eat me!
And if I don't find a type of dragon who I want,I will want to summon a Hell Hound to be my dog...ok like the others here I hate school much So an assasin (to kill teachers) and a cyclops (to destroy it)...

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qwertymaster
qwertymaster

Tavern Dweller
posted August 16, 2008 04:43 PM

a wraith, they look sick
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Firegod8
Firegod8

Tavern Dweller
posted August 19, 2008 04:36 AM

every type of dragon in existance x500 lol

i would have an unbeatable army!!you will all die!!!!!
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Berny-Mac
Berny-Mac


Promising
Legendary Hero
Lord Vader
posted August 19, 2008 05:05 AM

sucks for you when they decide that you look tasty
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isabelyes
isabelyes


Fierce Battlegriffin
posted August 19, 2008 12:13 PM

a dryad with the back-thingies from a pixie and butterflies instead of birds.

don't tell me you don't know why.


oh, and also a wind dancer to learn me how to fight.

and to learn me how to dance sylvan-style with th dryad.

maybe an imp and a black dragon too

and a djinn
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Min-Guitsu
Min-Guitsu

Tavern Dweller
posted August 19, 2008 12:51 PM

I'd summon a goblin witchdoctor and I'd call him Toby . We'd be playing together always and live happily ever after...

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razor5
razor5


Famous Hero
Freezing...
posted August 19, 2008 08:32 PM

You want a GOBLIN to be your best friend ???

However,if you say that you and him will be the best friends...Hmmm...remember that he is attacked by an enemy of yours,he will betray you and join him only to live
So,a Goblin is not a good friend

but Toby is a very good name for him

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Guarder
Guarder


Supreme Hero
posted August 19, 2008 08:43 PM

Just 1/4 will betray you, so the goblin will probably be on your side, expect a for a leg, or something.


I would like to summon a Goblin Trapper
It would have been nice to put traps everywhere.
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