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frostwolf
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posted July 10, 2008 12:30 AM |
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Well actually, for those of you who wonder why they didn't just stich it back on, it's because he didn't just cut it off, he cut it into three pieces. Lovely, wouldn't you say?
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xerox
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posted July 10, 2008 02:20 AM |
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Edited by xerox at 02:21, 10 Jul 2008.
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Your doctors dont seem to be very skilled, no offense 
And how could he cut into three pieces BY MISTAKE!!!???
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winterfate
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posted July 10, 2008 02:32 AM |
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@Xerox: That has already been cleared up. 
In a fit of rage, he just...did it...*cringes again*
I'd so kill that doctor if he did that to me. Of course, being locked up in jail for the rest of my life isn't appealing either...but...
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Darkshadow
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posted July 10, 2008 12:10 PM |
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I'd so kill that doctor if he did that to me. Of course, being locked up in jail for the rest of my life isn't appealing either...but...
Would that not override the purpose for killing the doctor?Atleast you should ask before going to any random backdoor doctor.
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del_diablo
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posted July 10, 2008 07:33 PM |
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I'd so kill that doctor if he did that to me. Of course, being locked up in jail for the rest of my life isn't appealing either...but...
Would that not override the purpose for killing the doctor?Atleast you should ask before going to any random backdoor doctor.
The problem was that it was not a random doctor, it was a doctor(pro) and it was a accident.
However i cannot image how pissed you are waking up and not having a penis.
I would freak out in that situation, i would harm the doctor like heck if i did not manage to reach a phone first(lawyer and court next).
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TheDeath
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posted July 10, 2008 07:38 PM |
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The problem was that it was not a random doctor, it was a doctor(pro) and it was a accident.
No accident, read previous posts
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TnT_Addict
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posted July 10, 2008 08:56 PM |
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Well, maybe they mixed up two peoples' files or something?
Yeah something like:
"Morning Pam, looking smoking as usual, let me see todays files."
"Here you go Dr. Rammstein, you have 3 patients today."
"Oh how nice, well that would leave us... Eh I mean me more time for leisure... Now lets see..."
Patient A: Kidney beans removal.
"Meh boring..."
Patient B: Bullet wound.
"Oh I like keeping those as gifts."
Patient C: Cut off penis, slice penis in 3 pieces.
"Hey now that's a heck of a challenge!"
"Doctor here's your cup of coffee, and I added a bit of liquer to warm you up, it's freezing."
"Thanks Pam you're an angel." *winks*
*Drinks coffee*
"Duuuuude, what was in that coffee ah doesn't matter. Must cut off penis and slice it, are you ready patient A...?"
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Elvin
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posted July 10, 2008 09:01 PM |
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Hehe  Until now I thought that the creepy thing would be the doctor forgetting things inside you. Which has happened some times.
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emilsn
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posted July 10, 2008 10:31 PM |
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Aww man - he is so unlucky - So he is rich, but will not be pleasing many women for a while..
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popular_feeds
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posted July 11, 2008 03:31 AM |
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hacking requires a force of will.. i'd be sorely surprised if someone says 'hacking' is an accident haha..
tough luck.. too bad he got a stressed out surgeon.
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gabislayer
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posted July 11, 2008 03:22 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 07:07, 13 Jul 2008.
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Not to mention that his wife left him *swear edited*
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TheDeath
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posted July 11, 2008 03:30 PM |
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He did say something "interesting" (well not polite but anyway). I mean, if she truly loved him, she would be there with him, helping him with this trouble, not abandon him when something wrong happens 
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gabislayer
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posted July 11, 2008 03:36 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 07:10, 13 Jul 2008.
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He did say something "interesting" (well not polite but anyway). I mean, if she truly loved him, she would be there with him, helping him with this trouble, not abandon him when something wrong happens
You have my respect mister, it's nice to see people that use their brain and know how to analyze a statement from it's root.
As for that ip ban DarkWhatever ... I don't give a *swear edited again*, in case you haven't realized that by now.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted July 14, 2008 11:32 AM |
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I read this and thought how do you accidentally cut the mans penis off? It makes me worried about going in for surgery...I will wake up with a tit gone or something.
oh no that doesn't compare
this is horrible
the surgeon must have been tripping on acid, i can't think why else
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violent_flower
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posted July 14, 2008 03:10 PM |
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The scary thing is that this type of thing happens in the hospitals all the time. My friend’s father was sharing a room with a guy that had just had his leg amputated when he was supposed to be having his appendix removed.
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DagothGares
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posted July 14, 2008 03:11 PM |
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This wasn't an accident. (Read previous page pls)
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violent_flower
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posted July 14, 2008 06:56 PM |
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The article states it was an accident.
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Asheera
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posted July 14, 2008 07:09 PM |
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Tip: articles are not always 100% true
Look here:Quote:
Doctors' unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay £100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient's penis during surgery.
Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.
Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.
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violent_flower
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posted July 14, 2008 07:57 PM |
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Well nice, which one to believe now.
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Asheera
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posted July 14, 2008 08:05 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 20:05, 14 Jul 2008.
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Well, do you think that it was an accident if it was sliced in 3 parts? (believe me, I know this)
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