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Thread: Objectúm-sexuality This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV
Moonlith
Moonlith


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If all else fails, use Fiyah!
posted July 30, 2008 11:17 PM
Edited by Moonlith at 23:29, 30 Jul 2008.

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Yes because we all know that falling in love with a blow dryer is just like only having one leg.

I never said that. I said mocking someone for this "fetish" of sorts is simular to mocking someone for anything else they cannot help.

But I see you're back on the childish provoking tour again. Obviously you are so popular you can insult anyone else, right?

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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted July 30, 2008 11:34 PM

IMO a person with 1 leg needs HELP. Not psychological obviously.

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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 31, 2008 12:40 AM

What if a person with one leg had a peg-leg fetish? That's a much more interesting question.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted July 31, 2008 12:47 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Yes because we all know that falling in love with a blow dryer is just like only having one leg.

I never said that. I said mocking someone for this "fetish" of sorts is simular to mocking someone for anything else they cannot help.

But I see you're back on the childish provoking tour again. Obviously you are so popular you can insult anyone else, right?


Man.
I don't care what kind of psychobabble anyone feeds me.


Falling in love with a blow dryer can be helped.
Just.
Don't.
Do It!




Easy.




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It is a sad, sad day for HC when we can't make fun of people who like vaccum cleaners a bit too much.

Oh yes.
lol
Man if I met someone like this in real life lol....
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Corribus
Corribus

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The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted July 31, 2008 03:55 AM

Quote:
Falling in love with a blow dryer can be helped.
Just.
Don't.
Do It!



This is too true.  Especially it is important to remember not to take your blow dryer for a romantic soak in the hot tub.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 31, 2008 04:07 AM
Edited by mvassilev at 04:08, 31 Jul 2008.

Quote:
Especially it is important to remember not to take your blow dryer for a romantic soak in the hot tub.
But what if the person is looking to charge their relationship?
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popular_feeds
popular_feeds


Adventuring Hero
posted July 31, 2008 04:07 AM
Edited by popular_feeds at 04:09, 31 Jul 2008.

Little blue jewel
Down, down, down the drain it goes
Where to, no one knows

Oh calamity!
Save it from insanity
Give thought if any

Nay, catastrophe
People nod approvingly
Smile plentifully

Little blue jewel
Down to oblivion you go
Where to, no one knows


Sorry.  I crushed those out above in the name of "tolerance".
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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted July 31, 2008 05:21 AM

Quote:
But what if the person is looking to charge their relationship?

I would be shocked if anyone's relationship needed that much of a jolt.
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Doomforge
Doomforge


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posted July 31, 2008 08:58 AM

I think my fridge is sexy. If she was a bit more slim in the waist, I'd marry her.



Obviously, someone here is taking the topic wayyy too seriously.

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted July 31, 2008 12:02 PM

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I never said that. I said mocking someone for this "fetish" of sorts is simular to mocking someone for anything else they cannot help.


Once again you have looked over facts i have stated previously.

"When associated with sexual arousal it is called Fetishism."

When its associated with sexual arousal its a fetish. When you talk to your soccerball and decide to marry it, thats no longer a fetish.

You cannot compare people like this to people with one leg.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 31, 2008 03:06 PM

why not DS? why is soccerball sex isent a fetish? people have fetishes to 'buttplugs' and other 'toys' but not to something to orderiny,if i cant connect this to sex and you cant,dont mean they cant,or shouldnt' who are we to judge?
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TheDeath
TheDeath


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posted July 31, 2008 03:51 PM
Edited by TheDeath at 15:52, 31 Jul 2008.

Seriously when i said that I love my computer, I wasn't going that far -- I mean, wow where this thread has gone

I might take the laptop to the movies, but that's only because if the movie is bad I can get to surf the net (if they allow me).

I love objects but not "love" in the sense of friendship or something...

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violent_flower
violent_flower


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Almost there.
posted July 13, 2012 12:20 AM

This thread is worth revisiting, too funny.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted July 13, 2012 12:44 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 00:46, 13 Jul 2012.

Mercury Mistress.

Shows scenes of sexual nature, it's on youtube though, so not that graphic.
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Seraphim
Seraphim


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posted July 13, 2012 02:27 AM
Edited by Seraphim at 03:10, 13 Jul 2012.



I think this image says everything I would want to say about this.

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xerox
xerox


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Undefeatable Hero
posted July 13, 2012 03:36 AM

revisiting this thread, I see that I apparently used to lie and exaggerate a lot lol

I love necroed threads where I feature

and the op is amazing

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violent_flower
violent_flower


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Almost there.
posted July 13, 2012 04:35 AM

It got weird but funny nonetheless.
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