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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: I'm Losing my HC Virginity with this Post
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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posted December 19, 2008 06:55 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 19:12, 19 Dec 2008.

I'm Losing my HC Virginity with this Post

The time has finally come. I officially have more yellow stars than red stars. Alas, if the mods were to unite and give me 5 QP's for this exceedingly awesome post, I would preserve my HC virginity, but asking for QP's can result in -QP's, as is mentioned in the coc. Woe am I. Gone are the days of bliss and innocence. Gone are the days of the Rider and the Red Dawn. They have fallen into shadow. I will wander the underworld deaf and blind, and all will know that this is Hector, the fool who thought he had killed Achilles. Gather around the tavern my friends, and order your finest brew. Tonight I will engulf myself in e-ale and sing of the days of old.

edit: why do I still have 3 yellow stars?

edit: @azagal in post #7: I won't do it! I'm still hanging on. I refuse to be deflowered!

edit: @Zamfir: hahah! I can keep editing forever.

edit: @Azagal in post #11: I deserve to have this idea patented.

edit: @Azagal: are you serious? I'm on Hamachi.

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Asheera
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posted December 19, 2008 06:56 PM

You need one more post
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 06:58 PM

OMG THE TRAGEDY!!

I suffer with you.
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Lord_Woock
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posted December 19, 2008 07:01 PM

Oh, the irony.
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zamfir
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posted December 19, 2008 07:01 PM

I am destroyed. I know what I felt when I lost my virginity..
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5 Times TV

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TheDeath
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posted December 19, 2008 07:01 PM

It's not a question of losing it. It's a question of why you lose it.

In this case, it's because you're greedy and only care about post count, so yeah, it's bad cause to lose it at such disgraceful thinking.



































(joke )
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 07:02 PM

Holly **** I really suffer with you I just became legendary oO. Gee I feel old now...

Gah 3 reds and 6 yellow... not cool.
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 07:04 PM

Come ooooon Eastside kido take that next step!!

BECOME FAMOUS!! Googoogooo post!
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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Mamgaeater
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posted December 19, 2008 07:05 PM

Eh yellow stars don't matter. in fact some people even have no yellow stars
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zamfir
zamfir


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Allez allez allez
posted December 19, 2008 07:06 PM

Don't be shy. Face the inevitable.
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TheDeath
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posted December 19, 2008 07:07 PM

Don't worry it's not like you can't get it back by deleting your posts
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 07:08 PM
Edited by Azagal at 19:09, 19 Dec 2008.

Haaha^^.

Ok so I guess we communicate with you for the rest of your HC life over this masterpost which you just keep editing.

Then you'll even be famous without the stars. Way to go!
I bow to your genius thinking.

EDIT:

Ok ok ok  here's the plan. We play a duel and if I win you post today if I lose I won't post for the rest of the day. What do you say?
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 07:10 PM
Edited by Azagal at 19:13, 19 Dec 2008.

Quote:
I deserve to have this idea patented.

It wasn't yours it was mine!

And what do you say to our duel?

EDIT: OF COURSE IM SERIOUS!! I'm on hamachi if you need me.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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veco
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who am I?
posted December 19, 2008 07:50 PM

Quote:
I'm Losing my HC Virginity with this Post


I see this thread as an obvious SPAM attempt to get more stars!



Don't go there blizzardboy, you can still resist the dark side!
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none of my business.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 19, 2008 07:51 PM

Try posting in Volcanic Wastelands 3 times in a row repeatedly. This will keep your post count very low.
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Azagal
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posted December 19, 2008 08:03 PM

VICTORY IS MINE!!!
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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blizzardboy
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posted December 19, 2008 08:04 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 20:05, 19 Dec 2008.

Azagal's jihad academy killed my sylvan...

Now I have to post

Farewell, sweet 3 yellows stars. I am now an old man.

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Azagal
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Smooth Snake
posted December 19, 2008 08:11 PM

Blizzardboys Deflowering.


This is not weired porn....
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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Aculias
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posted December 19, 2008 08:21 PM

Your still a virgin
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 20, 2008 07:21 AM

This def belongs in Wastelands
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