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sorcerorkyle
Hired Hero
Sauron
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posted December 12, 2001 02:23 PM |
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Edited By: RMS on 12 Dec 2001
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BEST ONE LINERS
what are some of the best one liners from movies and games that you love, like
ill be back (terminator, not very god but a good ex.)
your ****** (planes trains and automobiles)
etc.
what's yours, mine is
I know kung fu (matrix, neo saying in to morphis)
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those who appose me will be shot, willies be beaten.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 12, 2001 02:51 PM |
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The Matrix again...
"...wow.." (Neo, after seeing Morpheus leaping from one building to another)
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Batvanio
Adventuring Hero
Archimage
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posted December 12, 2001 03:06 PM |
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x&*xx
I can't tell my best,
But I'll tell my worse:
"Are you OK?" - this is the most common phrase in every American movie.
In fact there is no American movie without it.
Once I counted 20+ times repeated in one and the same movie, in slightly different changes.
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...and give my best regards to your family
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted December 12, 2001 03:33 PM |
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Of Course U Are (Sean Conery as James Bond)
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Batvanio
Adventuring Hero
Archimage
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posted December 12, 2001 04:38 PM |
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xxx
I have just remembered my favorite:
"Mess with the best, die like the rest" - Hackers
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sorcerorkyle
Hired Hero
Sauron
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posted December 12, 2001 06:21 PM |
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NOT CORRECT LITH!
he doesn't say wow, he says
whoa!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 12, 2001 06:24 PM |
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...whatever...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Milena
Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
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posted December 12, 2001 07:46 PM |
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My fav line
"It's not the spoon bending, it's you"
The Matrix.
Or whatever the very right quote was. :-O
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 Milena
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Wesley
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 12, 2001 07:49 PM |
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YOU FOOLS!
I love the YOU FOOLS you been tricked.! from mortal kombat 2 movie.. It was the only cool thing from the movie tought 
Jade is saying it when she betrays the good ones..
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 12, 2001 11:19 PM |
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Quote:
"It's not the spoon bending, it's you"
The Matrix.
Or whatever the very right quote was. :-O
"There is no spoon!" - MATRIX again!
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Preserver
Promising
Famous Hero
Elemental Druid
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posted December 12, 2001 11:20 PM |
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Blade...
..read his lips when Frost makes that crazy regeneration..
"What the ****?!" 
I like that one.. 
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- The only alert the invaders had was the rustling of leaves on a day without wind -
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 13, 2001 08:59 AM |
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good one Preserver...
...Blade is the best comic-to-movie I've ever seen...
two more...
X-MEN: "Would you prefer yellow spandex? (Cykes to Wolvie)
Pulp Fiction: "Say something..." "something" (Stoned chick [Uma Therman (?)])
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted December 13, 2001 09:35 AM |
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Oldie
"I'll be back"
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 13, 2001 12:23 PM |
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"Hi Freeze! I'm Batman!"
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I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 13, 2001 01:17 PM |
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"Hail, to the king baby!"
"Groovy"
(from Army of Darkness)
"mmOkkkay" (from Scarface)
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Wyvern
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 13, 2001 10:08 PM |
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Oh! I didn't know that this was the idea of the thread. I thought that we should award the posters which make one-line replies...
Anyway, here is something. I don't remember the name of the film, nor the actors or even the story. But in the final scene there were - the good man, the evil man, th woman and a fat man, friend of the good man. That was the BATTLE between the good and the evil man. Very long, great battle... and in the end the good man won, of course. But I was affected by the final battle and was realizing how did he kill the evil man when... the fat man made an extremely funny noise. I don't know what he said - "Wow" or "Poof" but it was great. Because this psychological moment was made to make the watchers come to the reality - after the unreal battle we come to the earth again with this simple "Wow" or "Poof"...
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 14, 2001 12:45 AM |
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Quote:
Oh! I didn't know that this was the idea of the thread. I thought that we should award the posters which make one-line replies...
Anyway, here is something. I don't remember the name of the film, nor the actors or even the story. But in the final scene there were - the good man, the evil man, th woman and a fat man, friend of the good man. That was the BATTLE between the good and the evil man. Very long, great battle... and in the end the good man won, of course. But I was affected by the final battle and was realizing how did he kill the evil man when... the fat man made an extremely funny noise. I don't know what he said - "Wow" or "Poof" but it was great. Because this psychological moment was made to make the watchers come to the reality - after the unreal battle we come to the earth again with this simple "Wow" or "Poof"...
was that Mortal Kombat? or Die Fat Trilogy?
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Slava14
Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
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posted December 14, 2001 06:33 AM |
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Hey! I remember some more:
"GET OVER HERE!!!" - Mortal Kombat 1, Scorpion to Johny Cage. And, malkia, there were no fat guys in MK.
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I'm always happy to help.. unless I'm helping myself.
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malkia
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 14, 2001 10:12 AM |
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Quote:
Hey! I remember some more:
"GET OVER HERE!!!" - Mortal Kombat 1, Scorpion to Johny Cage. And, malkia, there were no fat guys in MK.
so then it was Street Fighter The Movie!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted December 14, 2001 06:17 PM |
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My fav is,"We're gonna grab'em by the nose and kick'em in the ass. And we're gonna keep kicking and we're gonna go through'em like crap through a goose!" Patton
2nd fav is,"At this altitude they might be able to harpoon us but they sure as hell won't be able to pick us up on any radar!" B-52 pilot Slim Pickens.
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