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B-E-T-A
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posted March 24, 2009 08:44 PM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 20:46, 24 Mar 2009.
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Poll Question:
The legend of the Admin vs Mod wars
As the history researcher that I am, one of the daily work of me is to research history. This history can be all from how long it is since Pandora clipped her nails, to the history of mankind.
One of the interesting things I came across here at HC was the history of HC. I had sneaked into the forbidden libary in the Mod HQ through the secret entrance(that you'll find in the Bard's Glade Pyre section, there is a tunnel leading from the War of 5/8 to the libary of Mod HQ). And in there I study different forms of litterature. one of the things I came across while being in there is an old story which origins all the way back to the beginning of mankind! This story was so facinating that I could not hold it for myself only, felt a neccesarity to share it with the rest of you.
That story is: The Admin vs Mod wars!(and you thought that the mods were always at peace, you fool!  ). The story goes like this:
Back in the beginning of the world, there was a group of Gods, called Moderators, and a leader God, called the admin Valeriy. They used to live in God world, which we mortals refer to as Heaven/Hell, but one day the discovered a portal. This portal lead to our universe, and in this universe, the gods found a place called Earth. Earth was a primitive place, were their powers, which seemed normal in their own dimension, was looked upon with greatness, and the people worshipped the strangers like gods.
Anyway, the gods were curious, cause on earth there was many strange things, and the gods wanted to find out what all of these things were. Amongst many other spectacular things, the gods found a stone, which shined with a dark blue light. The stone was a beautiful, yet Valeriy got a sense of the stone being dangerous, and warned the mods that they should not touch the stone.
Mightymage however, ignored Valeriy's warning and touched the stone. With just a single touch, MightyMage was ribbed of his Moderator powers and turned into a mortal human like the humans that lived on earth. The moderators were shocked, but Valeriy did ntohing but shake his head, say "I told you so" and somewhat scold MightyMage for his ignorance to his warning. For this, MightyMage was angered.
After much strugling, MightyMage managed to get his powers back, and when he then accended back to become a Moderator, MightyMage declared war on Valeriy and he managed to get alot of the mods over on his side, and thus the Admin vs Mod war started.
This war was a terrible thing for us mortals, for how would we manage to survive when gods starts war against each other? Lets find out!
There seemed like there was no hope for mankind, where everyday was filled with thunder, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and other disasters of same kind. But, in all sadness and sorrow, there arised a bastion of hope. A group of humans who had found the blue stone, and witnessed the powers it had, banded together and formed the thing that was, back then, a fortress, but which is today a community known as Heroescommunity! They studied the blue stone, and after figuring out how it worked, the humans shaped it, and made it to weapons powerful enough to challenge the gods, and hopefully quicken the end of this disasterous war. They named their weapons after names which they had heard the gods use on their own weapons. Their most basic weapon was the "Post Reply", then we had weapons such as "Quote Reply", "Log out", "Send Instant Message" and "Registrer". Their most powerful weapon, that only a worthy few was allowed to wield, was the "Ban button", a weapon which could rid clumsy gods of their powers and turn them into mortals like ourselves, and if used again it could destory the former god or mortal being.
Armed with these new weapons, the mortals formed armies and started attacking the gods. Thou there was many sacrifices, this ultimaily prove to end the Admin vs Mod wars, as the interference of the mortals tipped the balanse of power in favor of whoever the mortals attacked, who in the long run would prove to be MightyMage and his company.
When weakened enough, Valeriy used a Admin power to reduce the MightyMage and the mods following him to mortals. When he had done so, he told them that if they swore loyality to him, or atleast swore that they should never rebel against him again, then he would accend them to Mods again. MightyMage saw that the battle was lost and swore the oath, so did many of his followers, but there were some(like Asheera & Geny) that did not do it. These former mods were destoried, but they were set to be reborn in the future, but as normal mortals and not as mods.
Then Valeriy turned himself to the mortal humans of Heroescommunity, who had lost many and suffered most from the war. The heroes who had proven them worthy to wield the "Ban button" was given the option to accend to moderators themself, a honor which they accepted, thou after much hesitating(I wonder what would happen to those that refused). Afterwards, the gods helped the mortals rebuild their homes, and their capital and greatest bastion would become the city and community called Heroescommunity which stills stands provdly, and which I can proudly say I am a part of.
And that is the truth about the Admin vs Mod wars, or else the libaries in the Mod HQ is a lie!  So what do you think?
(Btw, dunno if this should have been in VW, but ohh well)
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 24, 2009 08:47 PM |
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*yawn* Besides it's all a lie, nobody can sneak in the squad without Val's wards being activated.
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Evasion
Famous Hero
Groovy!
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posted March 24, 2009 08:50 PM |
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Edited by Evasion at 20:50, 24 Mar 2009.
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Anon5666(beta) is banned 
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 24, 2009 09:03 PM |
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nobody can sneak in the squad without Val's wards being activated.
Ohh but I can! All I needed was to use the secret tunnel from the war of 5/8 thread to the mod squad HQ. About the wards? Tch, only use a little of the blue stone to destory them, haven't Valeriy noticed his wards has been broken now and then?
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 24, 2009 09:06 PM |
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Dura Lex, sed Lex 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 24, 2009 09:34 PM |
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It's still better than WoW!!!
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted March 24, 2009 10:18 PM |
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It's still better than WoW!!!
QFT! However not sig worthy
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted March 24, 2009 10:22 PM |
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Actually I prefer wow.
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 24, 2009 10:43 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 22:54, 24 Mar 2009.
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Lol, he could have mentionned Thanatos!
Thanathos the Dark enters HC, in a real spamming mood (with his Twin brother who thinks exactly like him, Tyrant-Baal), hoping to plant a VISTA (Virusses Intruders Addware Spyware Trojans) in the Modsquad, but Elvin the Overrated, Alcibiades the Blinghead, and Vokial de BG prevent his evil plans. However, Thanatos, shrewd has he is, poisons Alc's and Vok's Wine and Elvin's Grape juice, making them freak out and change their avatars, with Alc forsaking Bald Head, Elvin become an Assassin and Vokial becoming... erm... Something.
Thanathos254 is however careless with his Flask and leaves it on the Hallway between the Altar and the Wastelands, where it is found by Xerox, who is reduxed to Xerdux, and makes him completely strange(r). Even worse, he is able to find the Key to OSM and spams the place around there, by saying some odd stuff about Chinese and Overrated Stuff (and that without mentionning Elvin, can you believe it?) Meanwhile, PhoenixReborn is feeling Horny and Ednaguy turns out to be not as old and female as one might expect, laying traps for Skype men, dressed as an Granny.
Under his 236th alias (which he cunningly named "I_AM_NOT_THANATOS_BUT_AM_KNOWN_AS_LAHARL_DEMON_PRINCE_AND_YOU_SUCK_LOL"), The Troll even plants a hacked chip into Val, Teleporting him to Ashan for two months, and forcing him to spend two months with Hangvul (Oh, the horror). He managed to escape (after being called "girlie boy" on sever al occasions => every 5 seconds) and completely breaks down, attacking and owning the whole ModSquad. Amen.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted March 24, 2009 11:23 PM |
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Dura Lex, sed Lex
hard female lex, but Lex? That makes no sense and I've translated Ovid.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 24, 2009 11:26 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 23:28, 24 Mar 2009.
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It's an expression Dagoth. It means "It's a Hard Law, yet it is the Law". (Lex is law in Latin, you know  )
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted March 24, 2009 11:27 PM |
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Damnit!
EDIT: but you capitalised the L's!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted March 24, 2009 11:33 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 23:33, 24 Mar 2009.
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Because I'm called Lex lol
EDIT: it's a PUN lol
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DagothGares
Responsible
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No gods or kings
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posted March 24, 2009 11:35 PM |
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What? Latin puns? You elitist bastard!
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Izzy
Known Hero
too cute 4 words
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posted March 25, 2009 02:19 AM |
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uh, i'm lost.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted March 25, 2009 08:06 AM |
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Thanathos the Dark enters HC, in a real spamming mood (with his Twin brother who thinks exactly like him, Tyrant-Baal), hoping to plant a VISTA (Virusses Intruders Addware Spyware Trojans) in the Modsquad, but Elvin the Overrated, Alcibiades the Blinghead, and Vokial de BG prevent his evil plans. However, Thanatos, shrewd has he is, poisons Alc's and Vok's Wine and Elvin's Grape juice, making them freak out and change their avatars, with Alc forsaking Bald Head, Elvin become an Assassin and Vokial becoming... erm... Something.
Thanathos254 is however careless with his Flask and leaves it on the Hallway between the Altar and the Wastelands, where it is found by Xerox, who is reduxed to Xerdux, and makes him completely strange(r). Even worse, he is able to find the Key to OSM and spams the place around there, by saying some odd stuff about Chinese and Overrated Stuff (and that without mentionning Elvin, can you believe it?) Meanwhile, PhoenixReborn is feeling Horny and Ednaguy turns out to be not as old and female as one might expect, laying traps for Skype men, dressed as an Granny.
Under his 236th alias (which he cunningly named "I_AM_NOT_THANATOS_BUT_AM_KNOWN_AS_LAHARL_DEMON_PRINCE_AND_YOU_SUCK_LOL"), The Troll even plants a hacked chip into Val, Teleporting him to Ashan for two months, and forcing him to spend two months with Hangvul (Oh, the horror). He managed to escape (after being called "girlie boy" on sever al occasions => every 5 seconds) and completely breaks down, attacking and owning the whole ModSquad. Amen.
what did anything of this have to do with the admin vs mod wars?
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted March 25, 2009 03:48 PM |
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Ednaguy turns out to be not as old and female as one might expect, laying traps for Skype men, dressed as an Granny.
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PhoenixReborn is feeling Horny
Is there any connection?
BTW: thanks for including me in the "story" 
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted March 25, 2009 04:18 PM |
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Dura Lex, sed Lex
Durex?
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 25, 2009 05:22 PM |
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do I have to remind you that Iws the one creating the red stone.
wait red stone.
*reads main post again.*
oh that is the blue stone!
But the red stone was the one MM used to get his mod powers back.
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