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lucky_dwarf
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Supreme Hero
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posted April 17, 2009 11:50 PM |
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Poll Question:
The mod squad HQ wrong page message Judging
So it has come to this...
9 members all battling for one reason and one reason only...
To make you lol when you reach the mod squad HQ but you are not a mod and one of they're stories to present to you denying you entry!
(to see the original thread click here)
The contestants are in the poll
First we start of with Mamga his story is bellow this line of text
You approach the heavy wooden doors of the impenetrable fortress of the mods with a wafting aroma of fresh donuts. Its strange you'd expect there to be more guards. There was only a few dragons and several dozen spike pits... Either way the door looms in front of you. When out of the shadows you believe you hear a rustling sound. You turn around and suddenly you are on the ground, knife wound agape...
As Elvin returns to the fortress he announces "I caught another one!"
Some of the mods look at his puny catch and reply "Sorry Elvin but he is far too small. Toss him back and try to aim for a bigger one."
(applause)
Second we have Shadow caster!
You try to enter the Mod Squad HQ. No walls can hold you, you think as you break out the trusty grappling hook that you used long ago to get into the Naked Girls Only thread. You launch the projectile with expert accuracy and watch in elation as the hook slinks over the wall and the rope goes taut. Giving the rope a few test tugs, you look around to make sure no one is watching and begin to climb. Higher and higher you climb, your heart racing at the knowledge that you will be the first non-moderator in history to see inside these walls. You grab the wall with one hand, then the other, and...
You are surprised and killed by a Manticore. It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you.
(applause)
Third is Carcity
After many lost bets and people laughing at you, you finally stand infront of this large iron door. It is very quiet around. you raise your hand to the doorknob and slowly turns it around. You open the door completely only to find an empty hallway. You look around for any traps before entering. You sneak inside the big white hallway. you walk to the corner and turns left. you then see a door on the right. you sneak up to it and looks inside from the keyhole. inside is Kookastar and Pandora on the middle of a pillowfight. After a while you turn around, only to find Mightymage standing there cazing down upon you. He suddenly starts laughing. After he stops he says: "You must be the new guy! Wanna go grab a beer?" You slowly nods. and that is how you got to see a glims of the ModSquad HQ.
(cheers and applause)
Fourth in the line we have Veco!
How dare you make fun of the Sacred Clan Halls where the Wielder of The
Resides 
(Everyone puts on shades when they see the pictures )
(more applause)
PhoenixReborn is the next brave one
You slowly approach the great modsquad doors. There is no need to look around because the landscape is bare in every direction. There is only HQ. You are about to knock when you hear fearsomely loud booming voice. It's Mytical! "Turn back" a sultry feminine voice exhorts. Unimpressed you raise your fist again. "Ahem. Turn back or we'll feed you to Celfious" the husky, now baritone, voice intones. Trembling you flee.
MigthyMage has a Mighty story to tell us
You've heard the stories of this place and always wondered what goes on inside. Ignoring the warning signs you continue forward along the dusty path. The dark forest surrounding the tall building seems to move yet there is no wind. You hear a rustling noise nearby. You turn your head in the direction of the noise but whatever it was moved to quickly for you to see what it was.
The sky grows darker. It looks as though it may rain. You have made this your mission so you continue forward. Lightning flashes and lights up the dark sky. What was that in front of you? It looked like two eyes glaring at you. It's probably just your mind playing tricks on you.
Finally you reach the large gateway which is surprisingly open. You walk through and stare at the huge castle like building looming over you. As you reach for the door a blast of lightning flashes again. This time you saw it for sure. WAIT! What was that behind you?
You quickly turn around only to hear whispering to your right. To the other side you hear a something metal being drug along the ground folowed by a loud slamming noise as if a hammer of the gods struck the earth.
You're frightened and paranoid. Spinning in circles.
A hand falls on your shoulder. PANDORA!!!
You start running back down the path. SLAM!
A large hammer lands at your feet. There in front of you in the source of the dragging and crashing from before. Alcibiades! You scream in terror and quickly run to the Wastelands. You can hide there for now.
Back at the Mod Squad HQ Pandora stands there with a perplexed look on her face. The door opens behind her and MightyMage walks out holding a cake. Alcibiades approaches the others dragging his ban hammer behind him, "Why did that member run off like that? I was pounding the spikes into the ground to set up the party tent. He screamed and ran off."
Pandora held up a banner her and Kooka had made earlier. "I guess he's not the party type."
Elvin and Angelito walk out of the building blowing horns but MightyMage silences them, "Forget it guys. He left."
"But, he's the 1,000,000,000 member to try and enter the Mod Squad" Elvin said sadly
Angelito grinned, "I guess we'll have to eat this cake by ourselves then"
RSF has one he would like to share
The high walls loom over your head as you approach the ominous complex. The moon, low in the horizon, disappears behind the silhouette of the Mod Squad Headquarters. All is going according to plan. Your black apparel has made you blend into the shadows perfectly. You approach the wooden door and jump back as you see the slit in the door slide open revealing a pair of piercing eyes.
“That’s not how you dress stealthily,” the deep voice calls from behind the gate. It takes a moment for you to recognize the man to be Shadowcaster. “Navy blue sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt? You don’t even have a magical cape.” A muffled haughty comes behind the door. As the laughter continues, you frown embarrassed until you realize his eyes are no longer looking at you but off to your right.
As you turn to look you see a dark figure approaching quickly. You have no clue what it is, but you know better than to stick around. Letting out a high pitched shrill, you sprint back down the road, hoping that the figure won’t chase you. You can still hear the Shadowcaster laughing maniacally in between the beats of your heart. As you pull away from the Headquarters, you return to the moonlight and look behind you. Much to your dismay you can see the massive shadowy figure continuing to chase you and then you realize that the laughter is no longer coming from Shadowcaster, but the mystery figure pursuing you relentlessly.
“You’d think it would get old. But it just doesn’t,” Val says gasping for air finally able to control his laughter. “How long are you gonna have your shadow chase him?”
“Oh I’ll probably have it stalk him from a distance for the rest of the night. Gotta keep him paranoid.”
“So cruel. But I love it.”
Kookstar is next
As you approach the small yet pretty overt sign stating that this place isn't for you, something strange happens... a force bigger than yourself clicks on the link and before you can say he didn't deserve that qp you are standing outside the mod tower, wind blowing your hair into an einstien doo and the lapping of a chihuahua's toungue pleating your leghair - it is uncomfortably comforting. A sigh escapes your lips as you realise how incredibly long that last sentence was and you nearly turn back... instead, you peer between the iron in an ettempt to catch a glimpse of pandora in her negligee. negligee I had to google the spelling of that word which makes me think that it requires a definition...
The detectors sense that you examined those pleats longer than a home ec teacher, mytical is alerted and you flee, hopeful that you can resurrect with at least one sprite...
Last but not least William
You try and enter the Mod Squad HQ and are greeted by Angelito. "Do you have any donuts?" he asks. You shake your head and he goes back inside. A message appears on the door saying "No Donuts, No Entry, sucker ".
Remember the winner gets a shiny jpeg image
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted April 18, 2009 09:49 AM |
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Where's my entry?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted April 18, 2009 02:34 PM |
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You mean this?
Quote:
In case you accidentally stumbled across this enclosure, you might want to begin running for your lives. Valeriy has a massive cage that he is more than willing to open just so he can unleash what's inside. What is inside, in case if you wondering, is a herd of rabid Rottweilers. You may ask, do they have rabies? The short answer is yes, so make like a banana and SPLIT before you get infected. That is, if the Rottweilers don't kill you first......
Didnt really fit was supposed to be narrative
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So much has changed in my absence.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted April 18, 2009 08:21 PM |
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It was a hard choice but I voted for MM's entry.
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted April 18, 2009 08:28 PM |
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I was stuck between MightyMage and RedSoxFan3's entries, but voted for RedSoxFan3's entry to make even
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted April 18, 2009 08:36 PM |
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Hey you're not supposed to view results before voting
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted April 18, 2009 08:38 PM |
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I didn't, but you'd said you'd voted for MightyMage. Actually I didn't know anyone else had voted before after I'd voted 
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
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posted April 18, 2009 08:39 PM |
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they did but didnt post here
And the Winner is... MIGHTY MAGE!!!
he gets the fabulous jpeg image 
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So much has changed in my absence.
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