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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Guide to Spamming in the Wastelands
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 03:05 PM

Guide to Spamming in the Wastelands

Ah a forum all about spam. Sounds uninteresting and lame no? But spam can have so many positive qualities - it can be entertaining, witty, humourous, stress relieving. A great way to enjoy your spare time or feel better when you have blues. Of course it also has destructive potential, when it is tasteless it can cause dissatisfaction, extreme annoyance, brain cell degeneration, retinal bleeding, lame responces and of course flaming
Naturally I expect that you will be supporting the former. This forum is not for dumping your trash but making your time and that of others' worthwhile. Besides negative spam reflects on your image, you surely don't want people to cringe when they see your username? To this extent I am asking that you do not post quote pyramids, smiley chains, repetitive topics or anything that can be considered an eyesore or insulting. You may find their nature even more ephemeral than before. Also while you can rarely get qps here you can certainly get penalties so I won't give too many warnings, let's keep this place fun.

So what do we post? Humour me With any luck we'll soon have the Blue lady posting alongside us. Long live the three-way!
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted May 05, 2009 03:40 PM

SEX!
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted May 05, 2009 03:42 PM

Sorry, couldn't resist

I just don't know where to start? Should I make 50 new threads here so you can see how that feels? Or should I penalize members at random and send MightyMage HCM's telling him that he needs to clean up my messes?

Having you two in here could be sooooooo much fun for me hehe

Oh stop worrying, I'm not going to go RSF on you - you know that's not my style

Have fun, remember there's a rule about flooding in the CoC - you're going to have to talk to some people about that in the future
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 03:47 PM

Pandora unleashed And Geny is not around to see it!
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted May 05, 2009 03:57 PM

You will lose Elvin

You may have dne pretty good against the dragon, but you've got no chance against me
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 04:05 PM

Quote:
Oh stop worrying, I'm not going to go RSF on you - you know that's not my style

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pandora
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posted May 05, 2009 04:33 PM

I haven't gone RSF, I made an RSF mimicking thread - but you don't know yet what it means to have it happen to you. I wouldn't do that.

I had thought to post in every single thread here but *yawns* I'm soooooooo sleepy... I booked off work the next two days though, I really needed a rest (and to catch up on housework) I'll try to get that done at some point for you
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 04:39 PM

In that case thanks for enlightening me on the issue
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pandora
pandora


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posted May 05, 2009 04:47 PM

All I did here is spam like you  I really think I have deleted a million of your posts lol
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Lexxan
Lexxan


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Unimpressed by your logic
posted May 05, 2009 06:40 PM

Finally we see what's on Her mind ^^
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Elvin
Elvin


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Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 06:55 PM

To be fair I made such threads few times, I just post on existing ones that you'd erase anyway.
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razor5
razor5


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Freezing...
posted May 05, 2009 09:22 PM

But this is not a guide

You've only made a review of the VW features,where are the spamming lessons?

Well,is spam allowed in this thread?

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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's backside
HC SUPPORTER
posted May 05, 2009 09:23 PM

Quote:
Pandora unleashed And Geny is not around to see it!

Pan had to abstain from spam for too long. Throwing her right into the middle of a three-way may reflect hazardously on her mental health, so I decided to let her adjust a bit to her new status before we unleash the powers of true spam once again.
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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 09:24 PM

As long as it is relevant There is no need for spamming lessons, it comes from within. Besides you'll have all the examples you want next time we are online with Geny and pan.

Maybe I should make a list with the more popular types of spam all the same.
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razor5
razor5


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Freezing...
posted May 05, 2009 09:31 PM

That's great.Thanks

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 05, 2009 10:30 PM

Step 1.)  Post anything and everything no matter how mundane/simple/retarded/gay/racist it is.  If it suddenly popped in your head, POST IT!

Step 2.)  gud granmur und spalin iz not rekwired.  Look back at such famous examples as Aculias or antipaladin.  

Step 3.)  As long as you use plenty of this smiley:  you can say anything you want.

Step 4.)  One liners.  Nuff said.

And there you have it.  The official HC guide to spamming.



editors note:  penalties may or may not be the outcome of following these steps.  use at own risk.

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Tastes like chicken
posted May 05, 2009 10:34 PM

Disclaimer, MM may penalize you whether you follow above steps or not.
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Geny
Geny


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Elvin's backside
HC SUPPORTER
posted May 05, 2009 10:35 PM

He alreedy sad dat, n00b.
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geny is a meanie - fred79

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted May 05, 2009 10:37 PM

I made 3 threads...

Currently in the VW:

Evasion has 11
Mytical has 4
Lexxan has 5

etc...

Anyways...
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Geny
Geny


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Elvin's backside
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posted May 05, 2009 10:40 PM

We, the true spammers, don't create threads... we derail them.
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