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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 03, 2009 03:33 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 15:34, 03 Jun 2009.
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*Hic*-which of those *hic* two lines am I supposed to walk upon? *hic*
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Witch-Queen
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mm8-Regnan04
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posted June 03, 2009 04:02 PM |
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Hey, you must've been doin' about 145 mph to keep up with me. Good job
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If the light is embodiment of good and the dark is embodiment of evil.Tell me then why the dark hide you from your enemeis and the light blind you in battles
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted June 03, 2009 04:06 PM |
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"You know why I pulled you over?"
"No."
"What does that signover there mean?"
"I know, at least seventy, but that stupid ****** over there was riding sixty!"
[/actual event]
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Witch-Queen
Tavern Dweller
mm8-Regnan04
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posted June 03, 2009 04:16 PM |
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Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one. 
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AlkarRahn
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Divine Arcanist
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posted June 03, 2009 06:09 PM |
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""Now, where did I put my license? Oh, that's right! I didn't want the aliens to be able to identify me, so I hid it in the explosives in the trunk."
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted June 03, 2009 06:34 PM |
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"Sir do you know you where driving 120 km/h when there is only 90 here?"
"90? I thought it was 70."
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 03, 2009 08:35 PM |
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"Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Mamgaeater
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Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 03, 2009 08:49 PM |
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"No sir, that isn't a pipe bomb. Thats cocaine"
[/actual quote]
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Asheera
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Elite Assassin
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posted June 03, 2009 09:01 PM |
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"Yesterday you guys took my driving license and now you want me to show it to you? Make up your mind already."
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Darkshadow
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Cerise Princess
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posted June 03, 2009 09:57 PM |
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"Do you know where x bank is?I am supposed to rob it in 5 minutes from now."
x means whatever is your local bank 
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 03, 2009 10:01 PM |
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Policeman: I'm a Force of Truth and Justice
You: Ah, Thank God, I thought you were the police.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 03, 2009 10:04 PM |
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted June 03, 2009 10:05 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 22:06, 03 Jun 2009.
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Quote:
"f*** you pig" then blow marijuana smoke in their face
I really did that at a protest in Washington DC
Not legalizing hemp and marijuana is a conspiracy!! I swear!! It would help the world so much even if the thc was not legal to smoke it would cut down drastically on harmful production of plastics and a wide array of things!! 25000 uses for it are known to be!!
Officer I swear it's all here pot should be legal!! You're serving for and under a conspiracy!!
(P.S I am serious but still, dont tell a cop this)
Big time corps with influence, power, and money dont want you to know this!! stop being ignorant and do the research! Hemp is GOOD!!!
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What are you up to
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baklava
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Legendary Hero
Mostly harmless
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posted June 04, 2009 12:33 AM |
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Two of my pals were once walking down the street, saw two cops, shouted "OH **** IT'S THE COPS, RUN!" and started running.
And the cops started chasing them.
Imbeciles.
(both them and cops)
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted June 04, 2009 12:36 AM |
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Actually, I alwats feel like quickening my pace whenever an officer is nearby. I look like some punkass stoner anyway, so yeah, I'm always a suspect!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 04, 2009 04:02 AM |
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Edited by Aculias at 04:02, 04 Jun 2009.
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*Border cop*
So what do you have in the back of the car?
"Oh dont worry officer. I am only bringing back some candles,Soda pop,Some basil & some sugar
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Dreaming of a Better World
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winterfate
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Water-marked Champion!
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posted June 04, 2009 04:21 AM |
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- Officer, if you let me go, I'll split my bag of weed with you.
Officer refuses.
Did I say weed? This is actually a bag of grass I use to throw off cops who try to find out where my real stash is.
- Officer, my headlights are off because it's daytime over in Europe.
- Why don't YOU assume the position?
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If you supposedly care about someone, then don't push them out of your life. Acting like you're not doing it doesn't exempt you from what I just said. - Winterfate
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bixie
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Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 04, 2009 09:08 AM |
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"Sorry officer, I've been playing to much Twisted metal...hence the clown suit and the ice cream van"
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted June 04, 2009 09:46 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 09:48, 04 Jun 2009.
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 04, 2009 10:20 AM |
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*&^& $#@@ &&*%$#@## $%^^^%$!@ COP!!!
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Dreaming of a Better World
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