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madshj
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posted June 04, 2009 10:28 AM |
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Problem officer?
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 04, 2009 10:32 AM |
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officer, do you really want to stop me?
I only saying because I've got a patient in the back who needs urgent medical attention.
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Celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted June 04, 2009 11:09 AM |
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This is you " "
Cop: "What??"
You again " "
As you move your mouth point to yourself and your mouth and look very concerned
Cop: "Yer gonna have to write this down I cant hear a word you're sayin'"
You can get creative from there, but keep in mind just look sad and keep repeating with your lips "I cant write" and look sad, keep pointing to your mouth too saying "I can't talk" But only move your lips, do not let any sounds escape from you
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 04, 2009 02:33 PM |
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Oh dont worry officer, I was not going for your gun 
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 04, 2009 03:08 PM |
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"Assume the position? And here I thought this was going to be a boring traffic stop. Oh you don't need your handcuffs, I brought my own."
"But officer, she likes the shackles and bindings, I swear!!"
"You will call me Mistress (or Master) (insert last name here)!"
"The Bazooka is just for recreational purposes officer, I swear."
"No YOU get out of the vehicle." ((Won't make much sense, but deffinately not something I would advise saying))
"If yoush would shstand schtill, and tehll the other one to shstand schtill too..I could whalk better."
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted June 04, 2009 03:33 PM |
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Quote:
"No YOU get out of the vehicle."
lol
cop: license and registration please
me: Let me see YOUR licence and registration, PLEASE
cop: step out of the car sir
Me: Why dont YOU step out of the car sir 
thanks mytical I might use that if I am drunk or something but, I dont drink much so I should be relatively safe.
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Shares
Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
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posted June 04, 2009 04:21 PM |
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Are you guys twins or something?
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 04, 2009 05:00 PM |
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"I'm sorry, I didn't know it was "dress as a respectable member of society day" in Hillbilly land."
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Celfious
Promising
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From earth
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posted June 04, 2009 05:05 PM |
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Quote:
Are you guys twins or something?
I can neither confirm or deny
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Kareeah_Indaga
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posted June 05, 2009 12:37 AM |
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 05, 2009 03:48 AM |
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sex
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 05, 2009 11:06 AM |
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(puts on cheap mexican accent)
will this take long?
I've got a cocaine shipment coming from columbia at nine!
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted June 05, 2009 12:35 PM |
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hi ther *hic* officer, did you let trixy wear that at the strip club last night? *hic*
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 06, 2009 07:53 AM |
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See I am an officer too. I got my own badge here. See I even have my own gun
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Binabik
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posted June 06, 2009 08:13 AM |
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"I drank a whole bottle of Scotch whiskey and I bet you can't even tell I've been drinking"
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Mytical
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Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 06, 2009 08:35 AM |
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"Those two? Oh they are dead, I killed them hours ago."
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AlkarRahn
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Divine Arcanist
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posted June 06, 2009 09:19 AM |
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"Here, the first bag of mari is half-off. Just don't tell the cops, or they'll find out where I live, and arrest my whole family. Deal?"
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted June 06, 2009 09:36 AM |
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"sir, I have two girls in my boot, tied up and gagged, which i need to get to the border with them. They have about 30 minutes of oxygen left, so if you want to keep me here any longer, then your going to have to be charged more manslaughter as well."
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 06, 2009 05:12 PM |
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Can I carve some bacon off your back!!!
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 07, 2009 06:00 AM |
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Kiss my aenrrse cop.
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