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Carcity

 
    
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posted June 06, 2009 02:09 PM |
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Things you never say on first date!
This thread HAD to be made, although my fantasy and experience of dates is quite limited I could only come up with one good but you guys wil surely come up with more.
what I came up with:
"Hey you look like my mum."
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Celfious

  
     
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posted June 06, 2009 02:11 PM |
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so do you want to conceive before or after dinner? Or during?
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Galev

 
   
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Galiv :D
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posted June 06, 2009 02:55 PM |
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Edited by Galev at 14:57, 06 Jun 2009.
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"How are you?"
"Fine thanks, though it still itches some times."
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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Aculias

   
      
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posted June 06, 2009 03:55 PM |
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sex
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DagothGares

   
      
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posted June 06, 2009 03:57 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 22:30, 07 Jun 2009.
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You remind me of my mother.
I have three kids.
I have a fear of commitment
Edit by pandora - last comment deleted.
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Wolfsburg

  
  
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... the Vampire Doc
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posted June 06, 2009 04:10 PM |
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You know that game HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC?
I play it a LOT!
*bragging* And Im one of the most active posters in a discussion forum totally dedicated to it!
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william

   
      
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LummoxLewis
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posted June 06, 2009 04:11 PM |
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Quote: sex
lol, best post so far
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Celfious

  
     
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posted June 06, 2009 04:33 PM |
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You know I've thought about it and I have to say, I dont get into trans.. But I will still pay for dinner though
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Galev

 
   
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Galiv :D
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posted June 06, 2009 05:15 PM |
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Quote: I have three kids.
Actually, it's better on the first date than after proposing, or is it only me?
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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Aculias

   
      
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posted June 06, 2009 05:15 PM |
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You know my Ex GF used to -------fill in the blanks
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Doomforge

     
      
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posted June 06, 2009 05:58 PM |
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Adrius

    
      
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posted June 06, 2009 07:30 PM |
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"That looks like my mums xD"
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Lexxan

    
      
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 06, 2009 07:34 PM |
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Oooh, you look slimmer than before!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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blizzardboy

    
      
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posted June 06, 2009 07:38 PM |
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I have read Rise of the Lich King and in the book Arthas and Jaina have sex lots of times. Is it possible that Arthas made Jaina pregnant? Or perhaps they didnt do it that way.
In the book, Arthas says to Kael something like this: "Are you happy that I stole Jaina from you? Do you want to know how she tastes like?"
Jainas expressions in the WoW comic makes her look like:
A) She found out Thrall was gay in love with Grom Hellscrams son - Garrsosh.
B) She found out she got pregnant by Thrall and got a half-orc child.
C) Found out that she got pregnant with Arthas. Hello, new Lich King.
This brings us to, what are the hottest females in Warcraft?
Here is my list:
1. Alleria Windrunner. The lost commander, like all Elf rangers, have huge breasts and looks really hot on her picture on wowwiki.
2. Jaina Proudmoore. I think we got to know a bit TO MUCH about what she and Arthas usually did in Rise of the Lich King >.> They had sex during the Human Campaign when fightning the plague and scourge O.o
3. Sylvannas Windrunner. Really, all Windrunner sisters except he milf Vereesa are hawt.
4. Tyrigosa - Dragons are hawt. But sometimes she just looks like a barbie.
5. Tyrande = I have seen a... very un-clothed... fan picture of her and it was so-so >.> She is really good looking in some pictures but just looks alienish during War of the Ancients.
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Doomforge

     
      
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posted June 06, 2009 08:02 PM |
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Quote: "That looks like my mums xD"
totally completely owned. XD
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Kareeah_Indaga

   
      
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posted June 06, 2009 08:09 PM |
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Quote: so do you want to conceive before or after dinner? Or during?
A variation of that:
"I want to get you pregnant."
Actually witnessed that used as a pickup line. -_-
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Lexxan

    
      
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posted June 06, 2009 10:27 PM |
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Things you never say on a first date...
"Hello, I'm a Heroes Community Moderator"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Doomforge

     
      
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posted June 06, 2009 10:30 PM |
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Ur joking? Elvin picks up babes all the time with that line!
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Elvin

     
       
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posted June 06, 2009 10:42 PM |
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Lmao
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veco

 
     
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who am I?
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posted June 06, 2009 10:55 PM |
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