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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Things you never say on first date!
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Carcity
Carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted June 06, 2009 02:09 PM

Things you never say on first date!

This thread HAD to be made, although my fantasy and experience of dates is quite limited I could only come up with one good but you guys wil surely come up with more.

what I came up with:
"Hey you look like my mum."
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted June 06, 2009 02:11 PM

so do you want to conceive before or after dinner? Or during?
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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted June 06, 2009 02:55 PM
Edited by Galev at 14:57, 06 Jun 2009.

"How are you?"
"Fine thanks, though it still itches some times."
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 06, 2009 03:55 PM

sex
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Dreaming of a Better World

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DagothGares
DagothGares


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted June 06, 2009 03:57 PM
Edited by pandora at 22:30, 07 Jun 2009.

You remind me of my mother.

I have three kids.

I have a fear of commitment

Edit by pandora - last comment deleted.
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Wolfsburg
Wolfsburg


Promising
Known Hero
... the Vampire Doc
posted June 06, 2009 04:10 PM

You know that game HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC?

I play it a LOT!

*bragging* And Im one of the most active posters in a discussion forum totally dedicated to it!

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william
william


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted June 06, 2009 04:11 PM

Quote:
sex


lol, best post so far
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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted June 06, 2009 04:33 PM

You know I've thought about it and I have to say, I dont get into trans.. But I will still pay for dinner though
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Galev
Galev


Famous Hero
Galiv :D
posted June 06, 2009 05:15 PM

Quote:
I have three kids.


Actually, it's better on the first date than after proposing, or is it only me?
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 06, 2009 05:15 PM

You know my Ex GF used to -------fill in the blanks
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Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted June 06, 2009 05:58 PM

your breath smells.

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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted June 06, 2009 07:30 PM

"That looks like my mums xD"
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 06, 2009 07:34 PM

Oooh, you look slimmer than before!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted June 06, 2009 07:38 PM

I have read Rise of the Lich King and in the book Arthas and Jaina have sex lots of times. Is it possible that Arthas made Jaina pregnant? Or perhaps they didnt do it that way.
In the book, Arthas says to Kael something like this: "Are you happy that I stole Jaina from you? Do you want to know how she tastes like?"
Jainas expressions in the WoW comic makes her look like:

A) She found out Thrall was gay in love with Grom Hellscrams son - Garrsosh.

B) She found out she got pregnant by Thrall and got a half-orc child.

C) Found out that she got pregnant with Arthas. Hello, new Lich King.


This brings us to, what are the hottest females in Warcraft?
Here is my list:

1. Alleria Windrunner. The lost commander, like all Elf rangers, have huge breasts and looks really hot on her picture on wowwiki.
2. Jaina Proudmoore. I think we got to know a bit TO MUCH about what she and Arthas usually did in Rise of the Lich King >.> They had sex during the Human Campaign when fightning the plague and scourge O.o
3. Sylvannas Windrunner. Really, all Windrunner sisters except he milf Vereesa are hawt.
4. Tyrigosa - Dragons are hawt. But sometimes she just looks like a barbie.
5. Tyrande = I have seen a... very un-clothed... fan picture of her and it was so-so >.> She is really good looking in some pictures but just looks alienish during War of the Ancients.
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Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted June 06, 2009 08:02 PM

Quote:
"That looks like my mums xD"


totally completely owned. XD

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Kareeah_Indaga
Kareeah_Indaga


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 06, 2009 08:09 PM
Edited by Kareeah_Indaga at 20:10, 06 Jun 2009.

Quote:
so do you want to conceive before or after dinner? Or during?


A variation of that:

"I want to get you pregnant."

Actually witnessed that used as a pickup line. -_-
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted June 06, 2009 10:27 PM

Things you never say on a first date...

"Hello, I'm a Heroes Community Moderator"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted June 06, 2009 10:30 PM

Ur joking? Elvin picks up babes all the time with that line!

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted June 06, 2009 10:42 PM

Lmao
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veco
veco


Legendary Hero
who am I?
posted June 06, 2009 10:55 PM

Here, take a sip, it's alright. My mouth is clean, except for the herpies!
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none of my business.

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