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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 30, 2010 09:52 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 21:30, 01 Oct 2010.
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The PANDORA Shrine - Because Goddesses need to be worshipped!
The time is nigh!
Ring the bells, play the sistrums and pound the drums!
Here comes the PANDORA LOVE THREAD!
A true Legend to this board, and obvo the best person out there (at least, when her feminine whims choose to grace us with her sheer awesomeness).
our heroine
Sure, a fickle, delicate creature she is, her post maginifent and laced with the exact does of amazonian crabbiness, the Blue Lady is a person to be reckoned with... Those that were foolish and feckless enough to spark her scorn are soon disposed of in ways too brilliant and cruel to mention... Wesley, who?
So it's time to TRULY Honor this (currently) Lurking Legend, the ANCIENT and ~*ravishing*~ Goddess of Heroes Community. (btw: the "Heroes" part obvo centeres around her, so I propose to rename this thing to "Heroine" community asap, please.)
After a Couple of months of Keen Construction, I'm proudly announcing her Shrine (which is in fact a Giganormous Temple Complex of Bliss - Modesty is in the name, rite?) has finally been constructed. Our Overseer of Sanitation, Mrs Hannigan, made sure her squad of bratty orphan children worked the **** out of them while making the marvel shine like the top of the Chrysler Building:
Watch them brats polish the Shrine s floor ^_^
What an Ungrateful lot of spoilt smidges. I mean, life sucks, dwi. 
Either way back to Lady Pandora. There are PLENTY of things that make her the best person over here, por ejemplo here are TEN reasons to immediately bow down to the Breweress of the Bubblebum:
1) Her EPIC list of titles and nicknames. NOBODY ever has or will have such a collection of adressions. I mean, you don't speak to Pandorangel unless spoken to first, but you MAY address her with one of these titles if she sees fit:
- Lady Pandora
- The Blue Lady
- The Chosen One
- Keeper of Boobins and Breweress of Bubblebum
- Misstress of the GENYOUS
- Wielder of K Positive
- Monopolarch of LeSigh
- Tournament of the Monarchess
- Epic Owneress and Punisheress of the Elvin (pronounced: "Elf-Fail")
- Plenty of other titles that -for the moment- escape me (May the Chosen One show me Mercy)
2) Despite her grandeur, her name is still spelled with a small "p". Modesty is a truly flattering thing ^_^ (do note that no-one is worthy of calling her with an informal, little "p". Capitalized captures her brilliance better, so that is the ONLY way, yw)
3) After Elvin repeatedly pushed her buttons by incessantly asking for attention and confirmation that he's the "best" Mod around here (as IF ), to which the Blue Lady relatialated with This example of sheer Panownage. Watch and see for yourself ^_^
4) Solving a longtime Mystery that undoubtably had kept many of you awake as soon as you started playing H4
5) Helping out Aculias's private life by finding him a girlfriend
6) Helping out Antipaladin's private life by revealing to him he had a rather aggressive foot mould
7) Helping out TUM's integrity by silencing Consissy, who had been handing out Easter Eggs on aformentionned Male's identity. (TYVM Consis () on almost ruining TUM's legend)
8) Being the heroines (of course, what else) of Baklava's scarily accurate and larger-than-life Soap Opera
9) Getting an admirably large amount of Peanuts by sheer personality (hint: it *~SPARKLES~*)
10) Calling William "Schmalf" (AROTFLMMFAO X a Million) and getting away with it without having something spiky and/or heavy thrown at her, once again by sheer personality and brilliance
There's more, but that will suffice. One can only be exposed to so much amazing and live to tell the tale.
Either way, let's get back to the ~*~POINT~*~ of this thread, which is Pandora Worship! Please post your positive and well-meant (or ass-licking if you must) comments and snippets at this amazing GODDESS, so whenever Pandora has the blues (or whenever her fickle whim allows her to visit this place) can put her female crankiness aside and lighten up and let her GLORY radiate on all of HC (ergo: it's for all our better we do this ~properly~, k?)
Pandora, not having the blues.
So enter, present your offerings and humbleness to Her Ladyship's glory, bow down and hope, PRAY she deems you worthy enough of her attention.
I bow to thee, Lady of the Azure, and may your awesomeness strike us once more in the future. I salute thee.
High Sacerdote of the Shrine,
His Lordship, Lexxan Lakely
ps: this thread is Liaison-endorsed ^_^
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted September 30, 2010 09:55 PM |
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Your collective obsession is borderline creepy.
Pandora, if you're listening, I'd consider checking thisout. 
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 30, 2010 10:07 PM |
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Your collective obsession is borderline creepy.
I've been very careful not to show more zeal than Elodin does on average... but clearly that didn't turn out that well 
Pan daily <3
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Woodfang
Hired Hero
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posted September 30, 2010 10:43 PM |
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**..lays a case of my beloved E-Z Cheeze scrumdiddlyumptious good ness at the base of Pandora's shrine/altar..**
WOW. You have taken flattery and brown-nosing to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!  I am so impressed write now!! Mind if I borrow a few of your lines to try using on my boss on those days when holy water proves to be inneffective?  **LOL**
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat!! 
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 30, 2010 11:15 PM |
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Your offering is noted
<*waves arms in a theatrical motion and covers Woodfang in insence*>
You may go, prole.
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Adrius
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Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 30, 2010 11:34 PM |
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Edited by Adrius at 23:35, 30 Sep 2010.
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Praise be to the Silent Goddess.
*leaves offering of song at the shrine*
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 01, 2010 12:01 AM |
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Let us hope she won't remain silent for much longer.
It's a nice gesture tho. You may go and may the Blue be With you ^_^
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Adrius
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Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted October 01, 2010 12:15 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 00:16, 01 Oct 2010.
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Haha, I know this feeling... this attitude...
You trying to squirm yourself into Pan's liason spot now that Geny's going or something? 
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1910
Known Hero
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posted October 01, 2010 01:24 AM |
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Liaison? You mean Creepy Internet Stalker?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 01, 2010 01:28 AM |
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If I saw this thread I'd go hide myself even deeper into reality
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Woodfang
Hired Hero
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posted October 01, 2010 01:38 AM |
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If I saw this thread I'd go hide myself even deeper into reality
I reject your reality and substitute my own! Be afraid. Be very afraid..!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! **...bonks random pedestrians with a large yellow Lego..**
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat!!
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Warlord
Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
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posted October 01, 2010 03:34 AM |
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Where is her biography (or auto-biography) for people who have not *gasp* heard of this living legend?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted October 01, 2010 03:43 PM |
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I am Geny and I approve of the OP's message.
And remember:
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 01, 2010 06:22 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 18:25, 01 Oct 2010.
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You trying to squirm yourself into Pan's liason spot now that Geny's going or something?
Only ONE can fill that spot correctly... and besides, I'm already occupied enough with the brilliance of the Shrine.
Haterz to the left plz. *dissmissive hand motion* We can't be bothered with petty issues like Jealousy and -Pan Forgive Me- Attention Wh0ring.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Nebdar
Promising
Supreme Hero
Generation N
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posted October 01, 2010 08:37 PM |
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All hail the Great Magnificent Pandora
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 01, 2010 10:16 PM |
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All hail the Great Magnificent Pandora
Spread the word, Laymen, spread the word.
May you be worthy enough for her to crack her rare (though radiant) smile for you.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Lexxan
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Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 16, 2010 10:49 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 22:50, 16 Oct 2010.
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Praised be the Blue Lady, for she has graced us for a brief period of time.
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Okay, I lied, but hey, we can all dream about the good times, rite? Now,...
~*WORSHIP*~
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VokialBG
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Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted October 16, 2010 11:09 PM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted October 16, 2010 11:20 PM |
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Welcome Stranger! Gaze into awe that is the Pandora Shrine.
(do mind to remove your shoes before enterting though. Your boot's bloodstaines are hard to remove from our Higly Deluxe Ivory/Mahogany-coated, Checker-patterned HQ floor tiles.)
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 20, 2010 06:35 PM |
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I have one last wish as a former liaison to the Blue Lady:
Let this day be known as the National HC Pandora Day!
It is on this day that we will all openly remember The Chosen One and wish her a Happy Birthday.
I hope all is well with thee, let thy be known that you are not forgotten wherever ye may be.
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