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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 06, 2011 12:29 AM


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posted March 06, 2011 12:30 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 00:33, 06 Mar 2011.

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It's all just flaccid measurements though.

There's no telling if a guy with an 8cm dick goes fricking super-saiyan when he's erect.

Similarily you don't know if that guy in the shower with the dick the size of an average baby seal grows at all when he's erect. It might just stand up and that's it.


lul wut?

I never really thought about this before, but I imagine it doesn't vary very much. I mean... it pretty much just fills up with blood and expands to a set degree, although an erection will be more intense depending on how horny you are. If you're pounding it 5 times a day you're not going to get a strong erection compared to if you go a month without even touching yourself and then Jessica Alba or Xerox's mum falls through your ceiling in a bunny outfit and starts eloping with you.
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posted March 06, 2011 12:36 AM

This is of course ignoring the fact that if Xerox's mum fell through the ceiling onto you, you would be killed instantly. It would be the perfect way to die though.
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posted March 06, 2011 12:37 AM

Sorry I can't take this conversation seriously anymore my sides are hurting from laughing so much. I don't think size of erections have anything to do with whether you have sex often or not you are either 6 inches or bigger it doesnt alter as far as i'm aware but please feel free to enlighten me as i'm sure someone will pmsl.

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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 06, 2011 12:41 AM
Edited by JoonasTo at 00:41, 06 Mar 2011.

Did it look like people were taking this seriously to begin with?

Pretty much looks like this to me.


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posted March 06, 2011 12:42 AM
Edited by Adrius at 00:43, 06 Mar 2011.

@B-boy: Actually I think it can vary a very great deal.

Can't find the specific article I'm looking for right now though... but I know that it does differ. If I remember correctly, guys with smaller dicks usually grow quite a bit more in % when erect than compared to those with a BFG (not as much as to equal it out though, I reckon)

That is of course generally, pornstars do of course have super-saiyan dicks. Best for camera angles and making teen-boys feel insecure.

@Joonas: Honestly I thought this was a wasteland thread, a follow-up to our QP = Penis Size discussion.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted March 06, 2011 12:45 AM

So did I. I was totally surprised to see this actually is an OSM thread.

Yes, smaller guys usually grow more and erection evens the odds quite a lot.

All you need to be able to do to be a pornstar is to be able to get it up in front of the camera and crew actually. Super Sayan is just a bonus.
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posted March 06, 2011 12:49 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 00:50, 06 Mar 2011.

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Best for camera angles and making teen-boys feel insecure.



*Adrius says this as he shivers and shrugs off horrible memories*


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posted March 06, 2011 12:50 AM

Well I will have to believe you on that being as I have really only experienced one at the moment but to me it didnt seem to grow more when erect so maybe im missing out on something lol. Time will tell .

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posted March 06, 2011 12:53 AM

Adrius is right, there's grower and shower. Grower grows from mini to .. average. Or average to big. While showers doesn't grow too much, but they are 'relaxed large'.
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posted March 06, 2011 02:02 AM

Maybe I should get a BOB size doesnt change lol

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posted March 06, 2011 03:05 AM

well if I were either a girl or a homosexual I would probably go for the guy who looks like he has a lizard in his pocket VS a hamster, or an asprin....

but then I would just be shallow
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Aculias
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posted March 06, 2011 08:12 AM

Well shiver me TIMBER

6 CM LOOOL

Hey Adrius, I am glad you did not mention the donkey balls to go with that Seal ding you enjoy so much
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posted March 06, 2011 08:17 AM

Lets check the measurements.
I names a few other countries who did not make the big Caucasian cut
Yes the brothas get the open hand with almost twice the size

Brothas    ---------------------------
Caucasians ---------------
Latin      --------------
Romanians  ------------
Greeks     ----------
English    -----         (Yes counted 5 )
Bulgarian  ----
Asians     ---
Philippine -



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posted March 06, 2011 08:18 AM

Acu I was thinking of Janes husband, he would be happy if it was as long as 6cms .

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posted March 06, 2011 08:21 AM

We all know it shrinks, shrivels & feels like a wet latex sponge when you grip it being Jane's hubby's age
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posted March 06, 2011 08:26 AM

Quote:
Lets check the measurements.
I names a few other countries who did not make the big Caucasian cut
Yes the brothas get the open hand with almost twice the size

Brothas    ---------------------------
Caucasians ---------------
Latin      --------------
Romanians  ------------
Greeks     ----------
English    -----         (Yes counted 5 )
Bulgarian  ----
Asians     ---
Philippine -




Prove it

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Aculias
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posted March 06, 2011 08:28 AM

As you wish my queen

I will not compare it next to another, if that is what you are insinuating
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selcy
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posted March 06, 2011 08:31 AM

Lol nah I can only manage one at a time .

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posted March 06, 2011 11:12 AM
Edited by Doomforge at 11:13, 06 Mar 2011.

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That is of course generally, pornstars do of course have super-saiyan dicks. Best for camera angles and making teen-boys feel insecure.


They also take shots stright into their multitool to enable erection lasting... well, long.

I'll repeat myself once more: it's 15 cm or 16 cm when done via survey medical measuring was no more than 13.
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