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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages!
Thread: Starlite Tavern! For the ages! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · NEXT»
Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:14 AM

Starlite Tavern! For the ages!

Come take a break from it all.
Come one come all
Come on Melroe, Selcy,Blizzard or even Jonas!

Come relax & have a drink

My Tosser tavern has closed down many years ago in the golden ages, lack of tossers!
My Partatious Tavern has also closed down due to lack of Funds for Pink Umbrellas

Now have a drink, have a good time.
Sit down & flirt away Blizz!

Come on with the noobs & have a great time
Ask me anything

Selcy & I will sit with ya & serve ya.
We own this tavern.

Now Dont forget to pay.
Happy hour is half off with any prices except for the Spare Ribs
Every 100th customer will get a free Silver umbrella Martini!

Have fun!
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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted May 21, 2011 04:19 AM

Well Hello friendly barkeep

I fancy a Mai Tai please
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:21 AM

You got it! To make it special, you get the royal Red Umbrella!

Now tell me Melroe!
How do you feel about the end of the world tomorrow!?
Will you not clean your house ?

I still think Selcy, you & Sanity should come out to Vegas in July.
Have a nice slumber party

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted May 21, 2011 04:22 AM

Get the noobs out of here. There's no place for noobs.

Anyway, what's going on mate?
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:24 AM

Oh nothing much.
Just another of the many end of the world dates lol.

I guess if we got to go, we might as well hit the toilet

Well anyways remember!!!
Attention comes to those who really believe in something so far fetched!!!

Aculias the wise bartender

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meroe
meroe


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Basically Smurfette
posted May 21, 2011 04:28 AM

Housework.  Certainly not.   End of the world.  Hence my reason for being here, charming barkeep.  Hell no, I'm not doing any work anymore.  I fully intend on getting blind drunk and steal someones car and go for a high speed drive off a cliff as the sun begins to rise methinks.


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as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:31 AM

Hehe a turn on for Blizzard for sure

I think I saw a firebird parked out in the side!
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
posted May 21, 2011 04:33 AM

Firebird huh .... right thats my ride into oblivion.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:35 AM

Azagal might want to join ya! Just make sure you do the driving
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted May 21, 2011 04:35 AM

I think I may have to start a bar fight just for entertainment purposes. *punches some random*
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:37 AM
Edited by Aculias at 04:37, 21 May 2011.

* Picks up William by his tighty whities! Gets ready to toss him, but thinks against it!*

Haha it's all good William.
It was only Baklava, so it is ok


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william
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LummoxLewis
posted May 21, 2011 04:40 AM

I want a Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred. Make it pronto or you'll be next!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 04:41 AM

I made it super strong! It will grow some hair on your chest!
Either that or it may burn them off
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gnomes2169
gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 21, 2011 06:04 AM

Umm, anything not alcoholic? Oh, and maybe a muffin or two...
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted May 21, 2011 06:48 AM

How about a nice cold glass of milk with some chocolate chip cookies

Dont worry, Selcy makes them fresh in the morning.
I know it is night time, but we still say they are fresh!
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selcy
selcy


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posted May 21, 2011 08:21 AM

We have Elvin's Magical Brownies .
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Aculias
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posted May 21, 2011 09:08 AM

Hehe Greek magic!
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 21, 2011 02:06 PM

Since when has Willy graduated to alcoholics? For the old times sake, give the man a glass of milk.

One vodka for me.
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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 21, 2011 02:54 PM

Yet another tavern... looks nice, but I can't shake the feeling that something's missing.
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posted May 21, 2011 05:29 PM

Quote:
Yet another tavern... looks nice, but I can't shake the feeling that something's missing.

What is missing Geny?
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