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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted August 26, 2011 03:03 PM |
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First how the **** is it accidentally? 
Well you know that old gag where someone pulls your chair away from you right before you sit down? Same thing, except they put a blender in the chair's place.
Oh, and you're naked.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 26, 2011 03:11 PM |
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I heard a story from the hospital around here that a guy came in that had tried to masturbate by sitting on one of them orange juicers.
Didn't work very well.
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted August 26, 2011 03:37 PM |
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Adrius found ffs.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 26, 2011 05:19 PM |
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 26, 2011 05:22 PM |
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If you put em on fire they reverse the sound themselves actually, was pretty scary hearing the human beneath the headcrab the first time I went pyromaniac 
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 27, 2011 02:34 PM |
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1. Swimming in an ocean with crystal clear water and looking down to see a giant squid beneath me.
This isn't scarier?
While looking for that video I found one for a Camera stealing Octopus.
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