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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
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posted March 04, 2002 11:51 PM |
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...oh ok, I see very clearly now. 
...and just when have monsters been abused? What do you consider a monster? May it have been the seventh grade bully, or the vulture that hunts down dead carcasses? Perhaps it's just that kid that sits in front of you in class and takes just a little too long examining what he has just picked from his nose. It is not fair nor right to jump to such conclusions. Let is not judge by general characterization of a group, but rather judge the individual. Just give everyone a chance, and I will sure that each and every one will prove their true identity sooner or later. There resides a little monster within everyone, but with a little love, even it may come to change it's ways. Who knows?
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This space for rent.
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted March 04, 2002 11:54 PM |
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Edited By: Cat on 4 Mar 2002
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ShadowLord
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of Dope
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posted March 04, 2002 11:58 PM |
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I lost a pet! My Hell Hound is gone! 
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Do I need DRUGS when I have HEROES?
Heroes == Good
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Oldtimer
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posted March 05, 2002 12:05 AM |
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Another another shopfront opens next door to the Sanctuary.
### Oldtimer's Exotic Eatery ###
>>> The finest Menu of Mythical Munchies, Fantasy Fricassee, Cantonese Creature Cuisine, Dragon Fritters, Sea Monster Sushi, Pegasus Pizza & Many more Monstrously Good Meals<<<
:::Will pay cash for your unwanted Monsters:::
!!!!!HOME OF THE MIGHTY GORGON BURGER!!!!!
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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted March 05, 2002 12:19 AM |
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er... Catface...
any wolves around? ...the Pack is looking for new hunters...
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted March 05, 2002 12:22 AM |
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naturally there are wolves...
*slaps OT*
Put that gorgon DOWN!!!
... right... do you want red or grey?
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 05, 2002 12:26 AM |
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doesn't really matter
greys, black, white, red... as long as they can hunt or watch the cubs
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Oldtimer
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posted March 05, 2002 12:31 AM |
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I need a couple of cubs too.
They make a great soup stock.
Mmmm...Mmmmm...Good, Mmmm...Mmmmm...Good, that's what Wolfcub Noodle Soup is...Mmmm....Mmmm...Good!
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Cat
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posted March 05, 2002 12:31 AM |
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yep.. we have good ones for both of those.. sign here and do NOT let them mate with dogs...
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 05, 2002 12:38 AM |
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watch it old man..
let them mate with dogs? ...why on earth would I do that? ...i like wolves the way they are...
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Cat
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posted March 05, 2002 12:41 AM |
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good, good... sign here then....
*pulls cubs out of OT's hands and manhandles him to the door*
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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Oldtimer
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posted March 05, 2002 12:54 AM |
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"Hey, sweet thing ya know I like the rough stuff but I need a Unicorn. A party of Orcs is asking for Unicorndogs and a basket of dragonflies. Can you help a fellow out?"
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Cat
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posted March 05, 2002 01:02 AM |
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No! The unicorns out back are mine!! (why do you think I need the shoes from conn?). Not for sale!!
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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SirDunco
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posted March 05, 2002 01:17 AM |
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About my gryhon
No it's not for eating... don't worry. Could i ahve two. one for my friend and one for me?
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Cat
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 05, 2002 01:22 AM |
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SirDunco
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posted March 05, 2002 01:30 AM |
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Umm
My friend wants a Big and Cute one. I misself would preffer the Greater Gryphon
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Harpy
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posted March 05, 2002 01:30 AM |
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Hey, I was wondering if you have a beholder around. Them eye tyrants sure make good bouncy balls!
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Cat
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Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted March 05, 2002 01:34 AM |
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SD: Okay, here are the realease forms for one greater gryphon and one giant gryphon... remember to file their claws regularly...
H: Beholders.... yes, we have a whole room full... put on these eye sheilds and come with me...
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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SirDunco
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posted March 05, 2002 01:47 AM |
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Thnak you
Thank you, Cat
*Signs the forms and take the gryphs by the collars out*
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Fantusta
Known Hero
who wishes he was high
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posted March 05, 2002 02:18 AM |
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*knocks on the door, but it just opens*
Hello? Yes, I'm looking for a golem, prefereably iron, and not too intelligent, and a naga, one with all 7(8?) senses intact, and neither should be violent.
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You're unique, just like everyone else. I'm just better.
I'm challenging preconcieved notions you haven't even thought up yet!
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