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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 08, 2002 12:25 AM

Some pretty funny tests

Actually I have loads of homework to do soI don'tknow why I just wasted my time on this, but I found a site with some cool tests so I took some of them.

They're all on this page here:
http://www.thespark.com/tests/

I scored
88% Un-Intelligence
86% Pure
40% greedy
12% stressed
Estimated to become a millionare by 39 years old.
Predicted todefinately be a woman.


...not sure about the accuracy of all the results, but hey they're kinda cool
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
posted March 08, 2002 12:26 AM

Yeah those are cool... I've taken them two years ago... I'm gonna check my results!
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Wesley
Wesley


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted March 08, 2002 12:35 AM
Edited By: Wesley on 7 Mar 2002

damn...

I'm 29% gay...



LOL!

Okay.. But I'm a man!!!!

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

     As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you.          

Hmm sorry... but. O nevermind


Hmmmm Sex.... I got this out of it.
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What's that suppose to mean?

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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 08, 2002 12:45 AM

...heh, that's ok. I'm only 18% gay...and it sure says something about other people, if suposedly only 1% of people are less gay then me
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted March 08, 2002 02:18 AM
Edited By: Lith-Maethor on 7 Mar 2002

here we go...

The Gay Test: 26%
The Stress Test: 16%
The Gender Test: male...
The **** Test: 28%
The Bastard Test: 40%
The ***** Test: 35%
The Match Test: timed out...
The Greed Test: 42%
The *** Quiz: no comment
The Wealth Test: I had to retake... they didn't believe me
The Sex Test: ???
The Un-Telligence Test:89%
The Pregnancy Test 38 children
The Death Test: dead at 68
The Purity Test: 66%

another sleepless night...
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SirDunco
SirDunco


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Supreme Hero
posted March 08, 2002 02:20 AM
Edited By: SirDunco on 10 Mar 2002

Tests

I only took a couple tests so far. The gay test. Turned out to be 19%...one percent above RMS!!
The Death test is that i'll die on june 20 2068 at the age of 80 and mostlikely die from cancer 17%
Drowning 14%
Alien Abduction 10%

Personality Test: I turned out to be a preformer.
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Conn
Conn


Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
posted March 08, 2002 02:42 AM

i only took one test also...the death test...People, it's been fun knowing you and i want to tell you that i have enjoyed my visit to HC. But i will be available only until 17 august...2002....you're talking to a dying man....
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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 08, 2002 03:15 AM

...oh yeah, the death test was the first one I did. It says I will die on September 27, 2053 at the age of 67 years old..with a 8% chance of being abducted by aliens.

...don't worry though Conn. As wrong as they must be for how old I will live to, I don't think you'llbe slipping into your grave any time soon. You'll be around for a good deal longer. I guarantee it
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Wyvern
Wyvern


Promising
Famous Hero
posted March 08, 2002 07:37 PM

Let me see which tests I will take... Hey, there is a test no one mentioned - The NEW IQ Test. Am I the first to take it??? Anyway, I will surely happen to be the most clever in the world... Only wait till I do it...
WHAT???
Only 137??? Are they OK? Look:
That's above average. Here's how you compare to the other people your age who've taken the IQ test:
people dumber than you (86%)  
people as smart as you (1%)  
people smarter than you (13%)  
(based on 794,181 total submits)
I can tell you that those "smarter" than me are most probably native speakers. Sorry, but I didn't understand many of the questions. If I had done this, I would be number 1 for sure!!! Oh, and I had to write as many words, starting with a definite letter and ending with another definite letter as possible... How am I supposed to do that? This test is against the foreigners!!!
Let me see the Stress Test: 5% of stress. Is that much?
Now the Gender Test: You are definitely a woman! Hahaha.
Wow... What is the Un-Telligence Test? In minute I will know. "The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving." OK. Huh? "Your score is very low". Only 12%!!! And this because, as they say, I avoid violence. What a shame!
And now the Purity Test. I have no idea what is this. Pure what? Shores? No, something else but I still can't understand what exactly... So far I don't understand the questions. Hm! Have you ever lied? But everyone has!!! (except, as I have said, the babies who die before they can say a word). And so far this is the only one "Yes" for me. What do these questions mean? Again, what do they mean? And finally, in one sentence -- think carefully -- what's the most interesting thing you've ever done? At last I understood this question. And here is the answer: "I went to Disneyland, Paris, twice.". Are you content, test-makers? Now I'll see. Well...
You are 94% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (99%)  
people like you (0%)  
people more pure than you (1%) (are you here, RMS?)
Based on the 10,270,350 submissions before you.
Well, I think that's enough.

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RMS
RMS


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Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted March 09, 2002 11:15 PM

...hehe, think again. To make sure, I took it again, and ended up with 89% on the purity test...and I barely answered any of the questions yes...

...I don't know what kind of life you live to have truthfully scored something like that. Oh well, at least I only have 2% of people above me
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Fantusta
Fantusta


Known Hero
who wishes he was high
posted March 10, 2002 04:11 AM

137 IQ, partly because I rushed through it
22% gay, less than most straight males.
31% stressed, which is definitely wrong.  More like 131%...
I'm totally a dude.
37% bastard, still less than the average 44%. (yes I know that's going to get ***d at -- let's just say its the same as a group that recently challenged TOH) 21% of which is turd... whatever that means.
I'm 66% greedy (devilish), and it'll take  124 bucks for me to spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
I'll be 43 when I make a million, but not after going completely broke thanks to cloning Whoopi Goldberg

The rest shall come after I wake up tomorrow, not that any of you care!
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I'm challenging preconcieved notions you haven't even thought up yet!

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Wyvern
Wyvern


Promising
Famous Hero
posted March 10, 2002 01:16 PM

You have the same score as me? Fantusta, is English your native language? If so, I suppose you understood all of the questions. So this test was much easier for you than for me...

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Daemoniumm
Daemoniumm


Hired Hero
Lord of Destruction and Terror
posted March 10, 2002 04:35 PM

The stupid firewall blocked that page. Well, I guessed i have to wait until i go back home to do the tests.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted March 12, 2002 07:11 PM
Edited By: Lord_Woock on 12 Mar 2002

Only Wyvern is puere than me over here! I'm 92% pure.

And I shall die on:
November 29, 2060
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (30%)
Loneliness (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted May 09, 2002 06:39 PM

Let's see...
I have a GURU personality (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler)

I have a 103 IQ(I want a rematch)
37% gay(hey, I'm below average)
21% stressed(Most likely lazy or retarded)
I'm most definitely a man (86% sure)
62% bastard(This I am most proud of)
56% greedy
I'm going to be a millionaire at the age of 42
41% Unintelligent(On the bright side, my high level of confidence, medium level of morality, and good level of humor make for the strongest individuals)
Finally, 32% pure

That's it, I'm burned out on these stupid tests
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 03, 2002 05:44 AM
Edited By: 2XtremeToTake on 3 Sep 2002

June 10, 2055
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

          Cancer (30%)
   Heart Attack (10%)
   Drowning (10%)
   Alien Abduction (10%)
  Alcoholism (6%)
  Loneliness (6%)
 Homicide (5%)
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I am 29% Gay
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Will have more test results later lol- i wanna die from alien abduction!!

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madmartigan
madmartigan


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted September 03, 2002 12:00 PM

%40 B@stard
%75 Horndog
%62 Dateable
%66 Lazy
%24 Gay (?????)
expected to live until 58
%53 Pure
%58 Greedy

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Nickman77
Nickman77


Famous Hero
from Poland.
posted September 03, 2002 10:00 PM

MY DEATH TEST!!!!:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."  

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 8, 2059
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
          Cancer (20%)
         Heart Attack (17%)
     Alcoholism (11%)
     Alien Abduction (11%)
     Drowning (10%)
    Homicide (9%)
   Contagious Disease (6%)
  Third Degree Burns (5%)


OH MY GOD!!!
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blade2002
blade2002


Hired Hero
posted September 12, 2002 11:35 PM

OK let's see"

I am the Mentor personality and:

   -Gender test :Absolutely woman (i am not a woman )
   -Stress test h my God only 5%
   -Gay test    :29% gay
   -Lazy test   :60% lazy
   -Wealth test :estimated to be a millionare at 40 years old from working 9-5
   -Bastard tesr:26%bastard
   -Death test  :I will die 79 years old from a heart attack
   -Un-Intelligent:88% good
   -Purity test :60% (i have a dirty fantasy)

Thats's all thanks!
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Gnolly-guy
Gnolly-guy


Adventuring Hero
Storm Gnoll
posted November 22, 2002 07:52 AM

I Got...

Insanity test:66%
I'm a dreamer
Freind test:25%
un-intelligence test:44%
death testrowning
purity test:23%
greed test:84%
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I am back with a new & more incredible power as the storm gnoll-Sta-Puff, the marshmallow man!

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