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fred79
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posted February 22, 2014 08:42 PM |
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What is your idea of a perfect...
1. World?
2. Heaven?
3. Hell?
4. Mate?
5. Pet?
6. Food?
7. Drink?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 22, 2014 09:12 PM |
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 22, 2014 09:17 PM |
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 22, 2014 09:20 PM |
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 22, 2014 09:23 PM |
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Oh, so there's a vodka called Finlandia. Got it.
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 22, 2014 09:28 PM |
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I agree with Joonas' choice for Hell. that one would be one heck of eternity.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
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posted February 22, 2014 09:52 PM |
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Edited by Ghost at 22:00, 22 Feb 2014.
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1. World?
People do not understand the word. The Bible said "If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you." - John 15:19. "They are not of the world, even as I am not of the world." - John 17:16. "Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence." - John 18:36. "And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness." - 1. John 5:19. When HC in the world. HC world! Paradise, you will not see the same world 
2. Heaven?
The idea is derived from the rainbow, from space, from human. You're all right. You are like heaven! Heaven is not for us! If the snake would not have been there. Created a perfect being is not made mortal.
3. Hell?
War is hell. The world is not perfect! Another person's life will be better and splendor. You are lives as hell. So God created the earth, God will destroy the earth, and to make the new earth. There is no reason to believe the issue, as the Bible has said. The serpent is sentenced to death.
4. Mate?
Helper! If crooked, etc. he can not have a helper. So there is no experience of life. Because of what the claim is about life. Or purpose!
5. Pet?
Beautiful, that to understand the owner. Someone could be a dog, bird and butterfly educationalist. But one should remember what they have done. Maybe paradise is a dog. Not a cat. It's no wonder that you see the cat is not a home. The age-old knowledge of history We are also pet. What they could not understand us, and we look at the wonderful monkey. Later, we have a boring pet species.
6. Food?
Without food we can not live. The human part is consumed. Enjoy a part of life!
7. Drink?
The same as the food. We have a sense of taste, and your body is made for drinking. Without energy we can not have a lower life form.
8. Perfect?
No! Has not given
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fred79
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posted February 22, 2014 10:09 PM |
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Ghost said:
1. World?
People do not understand the word.
2. Heaven?
You are like heaven! Heaven is not for us!
6. Food?
The human part is consumed. Enjoy a part of life!
7. Drink?
The same as the food. your body is made for drinking.
1. ummm... yes they do? 
2. yes, i am like heaven. no, none of you can touch my titties.
6. pro-cannibal, huh. didn't see that coming.
7. the stuff i have to drink, you may not want... 
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smithey
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 22, 2014 10:27 PM |
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1. World? - The one we're living in after 93.7% of the population have been cleansed by me (cleansed means no longer a part of the world)
2. Heaven? - The one Quran describes where I have 70 hot girls, excluding the part where I have to kill people for it
3. Hell? - The one Quran describes where I have 70 hot girls, with all of them having chestity belts I can never penetrate
4. Mate? - The imperfect woman with who's flaws Im completely in love
5. Pet? - A hybrid between a wolf and a black panther who is completely devoted to me and will do as I command, (brain sync between us)
6. Food? - Lasagnia obviously
7. Drink?
- Water obviously
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better
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smithey
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 22, 2014 10:31 PM |
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JoonasTo said:
Let me google that for you.
Couldn't come up with anything good for that one.
But, whats the bottle of water then for ?
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better
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fred79
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posted February 22, 2014 10:46 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 22:55, 22 Feb 2014.
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my turn.
1. World?
a. one where i have a license to kill without retaliation of any kind. also, i can fondle, taste, or **** whoever i want, anywhere, anytime. and i am fed by hand.
2. Heaven?
a. i usurp god. i become god. i do whatever i want with the universe(s).
3. Hell?
a. the traditional kind, where i cannot overthrow the devil and become him, or even work for him. and i have to listen to teenie-bopper music for all eternity.
4. Mate?
a. either one person who will love me for who i am, who i love in return; or whoever i want, anywhere, anytime.
5. Pet?
a. a fire-breathing, flying dragon that i can ride. that, or Cthulhu(no, i would not be a cute raccoon-resembling fatass, either)
6. Food?
a. hearts.
7. Drink?
a. ice-cold, whole, cow's milk.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 22, 2014 10:57 PM |
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smithey said:
JoonasTo said:
Let me google that for you.
Couldn't come up with anything good for that one.
But, whats the bottle of water then for ?
It's a pun. Pet water bottle.
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The_Polyglot
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Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted February 22, 2014 11:02 PM |
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fred79 said:
1. World?
2. Heaven?
3. Hell?
4. Mate?
5. Pet?
6. Food?
7. Drink?
1: One where I'm not a depressed cripple?
2: One where I'm not a depressed cripple?
3 ne where I am a depressed cripple?
4: A beautiful lady who accepts me as I am and manages to love me despite everything
5: No pets.
6: Something delicious with lots of kolbász
7: I'm pretty fine with dihidrogen monoxide, thanks.
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smithey
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Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted February 22, 2014 11:12 PM |
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artu said:
It's a pun. Pet water bottle.
I had to google it just now to understand its called that  I feel outdated 
Ignorance is bliss...
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She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better
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Zenofex
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Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 23, 2014 08:29 AM |
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1. World - where stupid people are sterile.
2. Heaven:
3. Hell - hell doesn't exist you foo. Only non-sterile stupid people.
4. Mate - a gorgeous, kind and intelligent woman who loves me of course, what other types of perfect are there?
5. Pet - a furniture-type cat which cleans its toilet by itself. Or just nothing.
6. Food - a steak.
7. Drink - German Weißbier.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 23, 2014 09:24 AM |
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Edited by artu at 09:24, 23 Feb 2014.
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Why does everyone put pictures of sky when it comes to heaven? What is so perfect about a bunch of clouds?
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kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 23, 2014 10:07 AM |
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The perfect world:
I have a dream of world domination... My new world order:
Where there are no bloody warmongerig jews and yanks, every nation has preserved their traditions and customs, no stupid terrorists funded by the yank secret services, no yank ruling bodies whatsoever. Those would be tortured before I go to bed.
Gay pride parades (where they dance around on floats in their speedos and that crap) would be countered with flamethrowers and napalm. Homosexuals who behave like normal human beings would not be harmed.
Welfare abusers would be put to labor camps.
Prisoners would actually be reeducated through labor, psychologist help and so on. Those beyond salvation, like child molesters would be publicly hanged.
Every child, no matter in which third world craphole he lives in will have access to education.
Poaching would be punishable by death.
Cops abusing their power will be shot on sight.
bieber will be sent to Franz Josef Land to shepherd polar bears.
women will no longer be able to abuse any domestic violence law.
money will be put to research that actually benefits mankind.
yoloers and swaggots as well as white trash, and any other people trash will be sterilised. In fact, you'll need a license to legally have kids. illegal kids will be taken away and educated into decent members of society.
Renewable energy sources would be highly used. In everything.
Heaven and hell is just a part of jewish fairytales. The ones with moses and jesus.
Mate: My wife.
Pet: any kind of medium/large dog. Or a snow leopard.
Food: any food.
Drink: dark beer.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
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posted February 23, 2014 12:00 PM |
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I'd have gone through these questions properly, but then I realised I can cheat my way through this by giving the same answer for 2 and 4.
And now for my pet.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Tsar-Ivor
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Scourge of God
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posted February 23, 2014 01:28 PM |
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1. World?
-A world where the god given dream of a single sovereign shapes policy, a nationalist socialist structured world order that caters to the needs of both individual wants and needs, as well as the needs of society. Also allegiance and loyalty is owed to the head of state, though the dream may not be true in every man's heart, they still follow.
2. Heaven?
-A pure communist society, where there is no possession and everyone is exactly the same, and have the same worth, and each work willingly and unquestionably toward a divine goal, together. (the goal is similar to that of the 'perfect world' with the distinct exception that it is pure and untainted by the human comprehension process)
3. Hell?
-An individualist world where each strive to fulfill their own selfish needs and desires, a world wholly void of real companionship and compassion. That is not to say that it is a bad place, there are those who dream of such a world, where an individual can self determines, and claim his own future (ignorant thought it may be) without the leash of a higher authority.
4. Mate?
- N/A
5. Pet?
-Every man, woman and child, as well as every other lifeforms that dwells under the sun.
6. Food?
-Ambrosia
7. Drink?
-Nectar
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted February 23, 2014 04:05 PM |
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What is your idea of a perfect...
1. World? Some dystopian apocalyptic futurist world. Where we live by our own means, make our own weapons and hunt every living thing for survival.
2. Heaven? Underworld kingdom, dark caves, underwater grotto's. All for me. With the power of charybdis and tsunami, I would wreak havoc upon everyone else.
3. Hell? Justin Bieber and boy bands. I live in Hell 
4. Mate? No such thing as the perfect mate. You have to accept foibles and differences.
5. Pet? A dragon. A massive fire breathing, flying, swimming dragon.
6. Food? Boring boring boring. I eat to survive.
7. Drink? Strawberry smoothie.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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