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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted June 19, 2014 10:56 PM |
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Quote:
They ride off into the sunset, Ghosty barely visible in the sidecar and Baklava sitting pillion with his back to Veco, strumming his guitar.
I will pay for an art representation of this.
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none of my business.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 10:57 PM |
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I forgot to mention that 'Lame-O' is written on the licence plate 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 11:02 PM |
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veco said:
I will pay for an art representation of this.
i'd like to see ralph steadman do this one. 
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted June 19, 2014 11:03 PM |
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Adrius, if you ever feel like making another title in the HC franchise - here is your story writer
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none of my business.
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 19, 2014 11:12 PM |
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Joonas is impressed? What magic is this?
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 11:15 PM |
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veco said:
Quote:
They ride off into the sunset, Ghosty barely visible in the sidecar and Baklava sitting pillion with his back to Veco, strumming his guitar.
I will pay for an art representation of this.
Would probably look really awesome. Like that scone from Indian Jones.
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Living time backwards
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 19, 2014 11:22 PM |
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JoonasTo said:
Joonas is a rock, he can't be stopped.
Did you not read the Magical HC Adventure? 
No, enlight me! (I'm lazy to search right now  )
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 19, 2014 11:50 PM |
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The lack of Galatea in this story makes me very sad 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 20, 2014 12:04 AM |
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Not to be rude, but who is Galatea?
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Living time backwards
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 20, 2014 12:18 AM |
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OhforfSake said:
Not to be rude, but who is Galatea?
What kind of a question is that?! HERESY HERESY HERESY!! BURN THE HERETIC!!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted June 20, 2014 12:20 AM |
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A noober noob than Noob, glade dweller.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 20, 2014 12:22 AM |
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But who is?
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted June 20, 2014 12:31 AM |
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Galatea.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 20, 2014 12:36 AM |
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Stop spamming in my thread. Otherwise face the wrath of Omega.
Seriously, don't. He was mighty peeved yesterday.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 20, 2014 01:20 AM |
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i missed what happened yesterday. damnit, i'm never going to sleep again. every time i do, HC does something fun without me.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 20, 2014 05:12 PM |
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Pandora's House
The gentle aroma of freshly trampled camomile and thyme reaches Geny's nose as he hobbies into Pandora's garden. A metal click of the gate latch closing behind him reassuringly, makes Geny smile. The white picket fencing strains under the weight of a myriad of heavenly scented blooms of all different colors and sizes. Geny drops his hobby horse and makes for the garden table.
In the midst of a large pile of impressive looking tomes and publications, with their crumpled spines lined in golden and silver letters announcing authors such as Homer, Ovid, Plautus and Avicenna, and many with unpronounceable Russian and French titles, sits reclined cross-legged in a grand studded leather chair is Dagoth, his head buried a large purple bound tome with 'De Natura Deorum Vol. II' written in plain letters on the spine.
"Yo", Geny utters throwing his plumed helmet down on the the table while admiring the red velvet of Dagoth's smoking jacket. Dagoth acknowledges Geny with a slight tilt of his head, only his eyes seen above the book. As Geny approaches Dagoth snaps the book closed, hiding the copy of Togari he was reading. "You look rather fetching today", he sneers humorously at Geny, "let me guess, you've been to the mad house again. Tsk tsk. Pandora will be cross". "It was awesome DG, we even managed to blow up Herry. And I had peanut butter and banana pizza for breakfast!!", a huge beaming grin engulfed Geny's face before turning to a pout, "Pandora never lets me have peanut butter and banana pizza anymore".
Dagoth holds up his hand, "Not in the mood, old boy. Have important reading to catch up on", as he taps on his purple bound book,"and its your turn to wash the dishes. Chop chop". He watches a petulant Geny strop off into the cottage, "Ain't fair!!! Stupid dishes! I wanna play. Bah, phooey dumb cleaning".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 20, 2014 05:17 PM |
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Geny doing chores at Pan's house? He's gonna be so pleased! 
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Living time backwards
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 20, 2014 06:11 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 21, 2014 04:59 AM |
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Meroe hums to herself as she puts the kettle on to boil and takes the piping hot fudge brownies out of the oven. Looking out of the kitchen window, she watches Joonas carrying Noob and Neraus under each arm before abruptly dropping them on the churned up ground next to Storm Giant and Poly. Storm Giant was wearing a ivory fringed lamp shade on his head and Noob was practically naked. Meroe shook her head in bemused dismay as she watched Kipshasz rifle through the boys clothes, helping himself to any contraband or anything of value. The ash from his cigarette landing on the boys faces as they slept. She closed the curtains as Joonas emerged from the tunnel with Stevie slung over his shoulder.
Moderators Annexe
For the past several hours, the Moderators Annexe has been a hive of electrical activity. The Four Active Moderators and their consoles have been a flurry of fingers and flickering lights. The rhythmic chuga chuga chuga of their intravenous infusion pumps is barely heard over the constant beeps and buzzes from the processors.
A female computer voice rings out loud above the din - "Begin remote sequencing in 10, 9". The Moderators overhead consoles rise and retract and the Moderators visors turn opaque, engulfing their faces. "8, 7, 6". Hoses disengage from the backs of the Moderator's chairs with a violent hiss, spewing vapors and gases. "5, 4". The chairs now straighten horizontally, each Moderator lying now motionless on their backs. "3, 2". Four rectangular hatchways slide open directly above the Moderators. "1. Engage". The chairs rise to the ceiling and through the hatchways, lifted by a single chrome hydraulic cylinder.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 21, 2014 01:05 PM |
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this should be good. i'm dying to see how the mods interact with the ruffians who are out of control. 
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