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artu
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Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 21, 2014 08:59 PM |
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Edited by artu at 22:45, 21 Aug 2014.
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 22, 2014 02:38 AM |
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I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
B-boy?
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Artu and JJ are the most acive without spewing nonsense, I think.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
I don't know, mang.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
It used to be jiriki. I don't know, man.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
No such thing or like... fredmuffin?
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
You're all clowns, but fred takes the cake.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Not a lot of people here who can take a neutral stance. Otherwise, artu; and mvass has mellowed enormously.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Noobx, NEXT!
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
We have a ton of people with idealist ideologies, here.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fredmuffin
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Elvin is superman and corribus is batman in some weird way... I guess?
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Tsar is kind of like the riddler, except slightly less subtle. And I'm sure xerox would be Ozymandias.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Mister what's-his-face-with-all-the-misogyny-threads
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Ce question est trop vague! Like, a vive la revolution type guy? Or more like the che guevara type? Erm, I'll nominate kipshasz if it's the latter.
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
I'll go for a non-traditional answer, because I figured out ghost, and namus is a joke: celfious.
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - cool guy
17. Geny - Funny guy who doesn't take snow too seriously.
18. NoobX - Cool edgy kid.
19. kipshasz - Edgy man.
20. Storm-Giant - The e-sports guy
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - Lawful good IT judo guy.
22. Meroe - The lady.
23. Tsar-Ivor - Probably rewrote the Prince by Macchiavelli.
24. blizzardboy - Old, white, funny dude.
25. Corribus - Old, white, serious dude.
26. fred79 - IS IT NOBLER TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE?
27. JoonasTo - Cool, friendly guy. So cool he puts me on edge, even when he's 100% friendly.
28. Stevie - Edgy dude who disagrees to be edgy.
29. Elvin - Cool dude, cornerstone of the community.
30. Gnomes2169 - Chaotic good dungeon master (of the tabletop variety)
31. Lexxan - Has his ups and down, mostly ups nowadays.
32. artu - Sometimes very tedious to talk with. Overall okay guy.
33. DagothGares - Blander than a bread sandwich.
34. The_Polyglot - Cool guy, wish he would crawl out of his shell more, so he doesn't have to be isolated anymore.
35. Herry - New kid, means well.
36. veco - Cool guy, good league player.
37. Xerox - Mature-er guy, maybe a bit narcissistic.
38. Jabanoss - Dude I used to have an opinion about.
39. OhforfSake - Cool guy who is a bit celfious-like, but more trollish.
40. alcibiades - Cool guy, barely here anymore.
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
There's a huge bunch of regulars I always like to read posts from. Typical posters I check out, even when I don't know what they're talking about are mvass, baklava, azagal, joonastoo, gnomes and b-boy.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
herry
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
The Hydra
44. Xerox??? But more likely Tsar would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Geny is too close to the modsquad.
46. Celfious may be a PETA activist.
47. None of us, but Mytical or OD otherwise could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think What's-his-face hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be Azagal, Storm-Giant and Veco because I'm super competitive when it comes to games and I know I can expect the same from them.
50. Can't think of anyone probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. B-boy, because he seems to have a life that's too normal is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is hahahahahaha, DS maybe could become a warlord in Somalia, if he applied himself, but that's it.
53. ghost (while trying to say unidentified flying object) would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be Adrius, mebbe?
55. Chances are Tsar or Aculias read this while being completely smashed.
56. A sizeable percentage (DagothGares less so nowadays) of us is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, blob2 wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. It's just so easy to say, so I will say it: Joonastoo would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: xerox and gnomes !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - Elvin
61. Joonastoo, honorable mention goes to kipshasz who would do it over a flame thrower would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. TheDeath and Asheera is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without All of you
64. This question is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is Elvin, gnomes, mvass, joonastoo again, azagal again, keksi again
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes polyglot in a downer mood.
67. Joonastoo would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. Fred believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, Corribus??? (but he's just a chemist, right?) would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of fred
71. Elodin??? would always choose to press the red button.
72. Artu and corribus (seem to have good general knowledge and) could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
73. In a very dangerous situation, gnomes or adrius would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. me, man, me wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. xerox, I think? lots of contenders is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner is kipshasz
77. The biggest stoner on HC is celfious
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival? Joonastoo or bust
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as? Any of the dragons or the sprite
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
There's a whole bunch of badasses I like. I'd sure like to be Andrew Ryan or Rustin Cohle. I just think of myself as a character from a K.J. Parker novel most of the time.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with? I'd like to do a session of dnd with gnomes, mvass, azagal and keksimaton.
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
You, noobx, because no one else would be edgy enough to do these vile things to aliens.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
What's-his-face-with-the-misogyny-threads
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Me, I am so handsome that I'd have sex with myself despite me not even liking men.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Dead_man
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Deep blue or mister chess thread, but even he probably would only win 1/10 games.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Elodin
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
I imagine meroe and xerox as the most capable of being a pirate king or queen, but for god's sake don't ask me why.
89. Who would start their own garden?
Everyone one of us who will get to have a house with a garden.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
I'm the only one, man. You're all such healthy people.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Meroe would be the least likely to have spent a dime, when I ask my money back.
fred79:
92. Mvass is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. Corribus, his wife approves is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If my girlfriend was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Me and keksi (I know, it's a copout) would make some terrible Japanese-styled Hentai-games or direct and produce the most high-brown porn ever.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Polyglot, dude's crazy good with languages.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas and strangely I see fred also doing this.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Me or fred. Fred seemed to like receiving lots of attention in other circumstances.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
I can't think of anyone who is such a no-life and also is capable of maintaining a huge grudge.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Storm-Giant is high level SC2 player, so him, according to the stereotypes.
EDIT: fixed spelling errors.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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xerox
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 22, 2014 02:45 AM |
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Edited by xerox at 02:45, 22 Aug 2014.
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meroe said:
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Xerox. He really votes Republican.
I publicly support GOP and even Tea Party candidates, so that ain't no secret.
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
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- John Stuart Mill
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 22, 2014 12:41 PM |
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Edited by artu at 12:45, 22 Aug 2014.
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I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Blizz
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Me, JJ and Mvass. Corribus and baklava put in quality content but they are not as active as they used to be.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Chewbacca
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
No idea.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Ghost
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
blizz
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Elvin, I haven't seen the guy losing his temper even remotely, once.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
If we're talking about the terminological meaning of the word, Mvass by far. If it's meant like "who would die for his beliefs," probably Elodin
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fred, but to be fair, he tuned it down significantly.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Valeriy considering his special powers.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
OhforfSake with his twisted sense of humour. The way he encourages trolls, they become like his masked army of the Joker.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Aren't we all a little 
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Nobody really…
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
721
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - His gift is his curse, quite skilled in binary logic but that leads him to oversimplify and reduce everything into it.
17. Geny - Classically cool guy.
18. NoobX - Seems like he'll eventually grow into a classically cool guy but has many years ahead of him.
19. kipshasz - Certainly has style, nobody else could get away with all that racial BS without being hated.
20. Storm-Giant - I'll go with DagothGares here, definitely the sports guy.
21. Adrius - So politically correct and desperately short-tempered about it in an innocent way.
22. Meroe - Truly contributes and easily manages to become something more than "the girl".
23. Tsar-Ivor - He can get drunk real fast I presume, sometimes he switches from reasonable posting to drunken mumbling "like that" - I snap my finger here-
24. blizzardboy - well, everybody loves blizz...
25. Corribus - Nowadays, he usually just moderates. I prefer he'd post more.
26. fred79 - The sooner he gives up the notion that "he brings the truth and nobody gets it", we will all save a lot of time. I'll buy the drinks.
27. JoonasTo - On a deserted island, he wouldn't hesitate to eat you, yet somehow, that doesn't chill your bones.
28. Stevie - Becoming less irritating as he gets to know people, still, not my favorite poster for sure.
29. Elvin - well, everybody loves Elvin, too...
30. Gnomes2169 - He perpetually thinks things are not what they used to be. I guess, they are really not.
31. Lexxan - Interesting personality, he'd make a good OSM regular.
32. artu
33. DagothGares - Very observant for his age, another poster I'd like to see writing more.
34. The_Polyglot - Not much comes to my mind.
35. Herry - Harmless kid.
36. veco - Seems okay but again, not much comes to my mind.
37. Xerox - Good kid with potential but he may evolve into this stereotype of "Clueless, arrogant guy from wealthy country with no real problems who gets on everybody's nerves."
38. Jabanoss - Okay dude, if I remember him correctly from the movie game, the one with the Spider-Man avatar, right?
39. OhforfSake - Okay dude, as long as he doesn't instigate trolling.
40. alcibiades - I only saw him moderating, once or twice.
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
baklava, blizz and corribus
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
I hope not Jemo
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
herry, probably
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Tsar.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
I am.
46. Adrius may be a PETA activist.
47. I was asked to make a living out of writing as a column writer, in Turkish, of course.
48. I think everybody hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be JoonasTo and Kip.
50. I feel like applying for the Mars colonial project, the way Turkish conservatives keep occupying every little position of power.
51. Zenofex is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HC'er that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is Ghost, since his country is his own galaxy.
53. fred would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be all of us
55. Chances are Tsar reads this while being completely smashed.
56. I am terrified of heights.
57. When asked, xerox wouldn't be sure if he's indecisive or not.
58. fred would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: That couple that got married, they were before my time.
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - I'll go Han Solo on this one… "what force, old man?"
61. Kip would light his cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. Salamandre is the oldie that I miss the most but he's kind of back...
63. HC wouldn't be the same without Ghost
64. Trolls are a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet in real life is… the girls so I'll know if they are hot or not.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes fred
67. JoonasTo would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. Mvass believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, nobody who spends significant amount of time in a gaming forum, would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of many of us.
71. Xerox would always choose to press the red button.
72. I, baklava and Corribus could probably maybe win "Who wants to be a millionaire". But the questions are from so many fields and about so tiny details, it's mostly pure luck.
73. In a very dangerous situation, gnomes would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. Xerox wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. Hobbit is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner is kipshasz
77. The biggest stoner on HC is celfious
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival? JoonasTo
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as? Pegasus (rider, not the horse)
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
The narrator of Notes from the Underground
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with? I'm really not a very social person, anymore.
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Nobody who's nerdy enough to be here.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
fred
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Xerox, obviously.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Zenofex
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Maybe Ghost is one of those savants...
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Mvass
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
blizz and kip
89. Who would start their own garden?
Stormy already talks about his garden.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Most OSM regulars constantly do that.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Omegadestroyer. but only because he's a lawyer. I really don't have an answer to this.
fred79:
92. Kiphasz is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. Gnomes is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If any incredibly hot woman was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them (even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Geny and Elvin, don't ask me why.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Zenofex
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
JoonasTo.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Xerox
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Elodin.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Meh… none of us I guess.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted August 22, 2014 04:59 PM |
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artu said:
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
OhforfSake with his twisted sense of humour. The way he encourages trolls, they become like his masked army of the Joker.
What?
Guys (and SG), I know it's just for fun and laughs, but please don't call me stuff like troll or clown, I don't like it.
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Living time backwards
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 22, 2014 05:15 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 17:16, 22 Aug 2014.
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I can't say if you really mean it, or you're actually subtly trolling us again. Would you rather have people lie to you? They called me a noob and all sort of stuff but I don't mind that much. 
(BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL PAY FOR IT ONE DAY)
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted August 22, 2014 05:43 PM |
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If someone thinks I'm a buffoon he doesn't have to tell me, but wouldn't call it lying either.
E.g. we all know what youngsters do, but no one is interested in knowing. It's not lying in my opinion to withhold information someone isn't interested in, or would even not like to hear about.
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Living time backwards
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 22, 2014 08:31 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 20:42, 22 Aug 2014.
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I. The Classics:
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Fred probably. You can tell he wants to promote interesting discussion.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
I wouldn't know.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Storm Giant. Thanks mate, it helps a lot.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
No idea.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
No idea. Really!
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Bliz!
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Alci without a doubt.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie! Though this socioquerry just might make me reconsider.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Herry, his youthful idealism is only too adorable ^^
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fred 
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Corribus to the rescue!
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Omega. He has all the makings plus he's a lawyer.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Funny question. Though.. I could go with ghost. His posts often feel so intentionally offtopic.
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Meroe!
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
The mage of the land.
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev
17. Geny
18. NoobX
19. kipshasz - I love you. Thats why I punched you in the face ^^
20. Storm-Giant - Dedicated friendly fellow
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - Peaceful warrior
22. Meroe - Don't mess with a lady!
23. Tsar-Ivor - *hic*
24. blizzardboy - Nuts, in all the right ways.
25. Corribus - Big brother is watching you!
26. fred79
27. JoonasTo
28. Stevie - Post first, think later!
29. Elvin - Neither here nor there.
30. Gnomes2169 - Ray of sunshine.
31. Lexxan
32. artu - Calm and collected.
33. DagothGares
34. The_Polyglot
35. Herry
36. veco
37. Xerox
38. Jabanoss - Exploding with excitement, then gone 
39. OhforfSake - Serious mode on! Wait, was that in vw?
40. alcibiades - Calm and polite yet resolute.
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
baklava
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Herry
43. Herry bribed the staff for QPs. It still didn't work.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise? Geny
46. Ad may be a PETA activist.
47. Omega could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think Fred hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be Joonas, veco and Azzie
50. Celfious probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. Omega is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is xerox
53. Herry would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be Azzie
55. Chances are Tsar read this while being completely smashed.
56. Joonas is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, Polyglot wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. Fred would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: meroe and JeremiahEmo !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - Storm Giant
61. Kip would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. Vlaad is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without ...
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes Stevie
67. Baklava would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, gnomes would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of MM 
71. Doomforge would always choose to press the red button.
72. Corribus could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
73. In a very dangerous situation, MM would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. Vecp wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. Polyglot is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Corribus, I just know it.
77. The biggest stoner on HC
Stevie?
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Joonas, he's got the skills and composure.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as? Earth daughter. Faster and faster till everything dies!
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
Hard one..
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with? Ad
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Sounds like a job for Joonas.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
TnT
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Fred.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Val. Welcome to the heroes commune!
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Far easier to push someone else..
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
All hail captain Bliz!
89. Who would start their own garden?
Adrius
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
JeremiahEmo
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Polyglot
fred79:
92. Joonas is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. Bliz is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If ... was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Me and Azzie. I plan, Azzie smoothes his way through the clients
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Can't say, my position would be compromised.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Fred
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Joonas, because fsck you.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Storm Giant ^^
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Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 22, 2014 09:17 PM |
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Elvin said:
28. Stevie - Post first, think later!
Ntz, ntz, ntz... Wrong again, Elvis.
You're under the assumption that I even bother to think after I post.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 22, 2014 09:34 PM |
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Outsmarted! Wait..
Damn some really good replies out there Reminds me a part of HC that I miss.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted August 22, 2014 10:38 PM |
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I'm humbled.
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 23, 2014 01:18 AM |
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artu said:
21. Adrius - So politically correct and desperately short-tempered about it in an innocent way.
mvassilev said:
26. fred79 - Thinks cynicism is intelligence.
So good.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 23, 2014 03:17 AM |
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@ elvin's #26: ...damn. that video pretty much nailed me, man. whoever made that video, gives me hope... something moved inside me while watching it; haven't felt that in a while. the video captured me nearly perfectly. it might even be perfectly.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted August 23, 2014 03:47 AM |
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I have been laughing my butt off at some of these answers. Well done Stevie for pushing through with this.
And Mvass even said nice things about me !!!! I am delighted 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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FINALLY HERE.
I. The Classics:
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Trogdor/War-overlord - Comic of the Day is probably the biggest reason I visit here daily
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
dunno, don't venture there often
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
What is Fa- OH, let's find out
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
man, these questions are hard
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
If you are contributing in the VW you are doing it wrong.
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Blizz is more of an evil jester type
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Corribus sounds very diplomatic even if he's actually smothering you with mod powers
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie - achieving this title is the first step to losing it
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Azzie. Forever in my heart.
and my league friend list.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fredzord
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Corribus
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Corribus
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Adrius - thought he seems understandably tired
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Ghost I mean drink girl and 5% beever more fun, yes 
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - pretty convinced he's become part of HC's coding by now
17. Geny - OH, AN OLD MAN! TELL ME A STORY OLD MAN!
18. NoobX - I know I like him but for the love of kielbasa I can't recall why
19. kipshasz - recently I'd been reminded that he has a non-angry side. discovery!
20. Storm-Giant - whoa who is this mangificent HOMM boards contributor? you are my answer to no.3
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - IF THIS BECOMES ANY GOOD LETS GUILD
22. Meroe - YOU TOO. *ekhem* lovely person and also very intimid- charming and lovely
23. Tsar-Ivor - HOW ABOUT YOU?
24. blizzardboy - my all time favorite poster. but we never talk. ever.
25. Corribus - I enjoy watching him suffer deal with the OSM when it starts to boil over. sorry.
26. fredzotron - I remember the early fred and I can't help but wonder what is the future of fred
27. JoonasTo - he's in the top 3 nicest people in here. I love you.
28. Stevie - he's in the top 3 rudest people in here. I love you.
29. Elvin - I need you to get a steam account because HCMs are not enough for kom-moon-ee-key-shun
30. Gnomes2169 - I've not yet crossed paths with this one
32. artu - how does one eat trolls? with patience.
33. DagothGares - last quarter of the year is coming and I'm kinda looking for someone to duo with
34. The_Polyglot - hippos are jolly creatures that munch on people on a whim. take a cue buddy.
35. Herry - QP's are a lie, don't give into them!
36. veco - meroe's dreams made manifest
37. Xerox - He's the guy you interview if you want to push an agenda
38. Jabanoss - he made me delay this list and I still didn't come up with anything. I hate him now and you should too.
39. OhforfSake - my archenemy, the textwall-mancer
40. alcibiades - end boss of dragon cave
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
bboy
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Herry
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
gnomes 16 already? I don't even know the guy!
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Xerox
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Lizard Warrior
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Husky boy
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
Baklava
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
fredder
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Azagal, Dagoth and Elvin
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project. artu
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
I am not allowed to disclose.
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
lol, did xerox write this one?
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
fredovsky
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Meroe
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Tsar
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
alright, Joonas, this one's on me
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!,
fredfred and artu
60. "The force is strong with this one!" -
Storm-Giant
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Mytical
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
HC wouldn't be the same even if you all stayed forever.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
... male nipples?
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Azagal, Elvin, Dagoth
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
Polyglot and I be the first matey. Adventure!
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
blizz
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
this confuses me
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus has the best shot out of this lot
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
ARGHDRIUS "I DON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT RED"
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Ghost. I believe.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Elvin
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Tsar
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
I don't understand any of you.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
kip
77. The biggest stoner on HC
celfious
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Elvin or Azagal
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
Rakshasa Raja. 4 scimitars AND bite your face off? yes please.
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
depends on what I've been into recently but let's go with [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtlkiucBCGU]Kaptin Bluddflagg
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Azagal
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
these are some suspicously specific scenarios, Nooby
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
wait, are we talking about really proving it wrong or "proving" it out of spite for something?
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Yarr, that is a thing of beauty that is.
89. Who would start their own garden?
I AM NURSING TWO OAKS DOES THAT COUNT?
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
artu, mvass
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Elvin
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Ghost. He'd tell you all about and you wouldn't be any wiser
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Corribus himself - if you think about it all starts to make sense!
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Xerox and Xerox's mum
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Polyglot. you'd never suspect him.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
kip
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
I wouldn't rage quit, I'd [b/make you goose me
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
I think we had enough "who's the most man" questions by now
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Hey, the failship has to go down somehow.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 24, 2014 02:24 AM |
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veco said:
24. blizzardboy - my all time favorite poster. but we never talk. ever.
o.o ^.^
I don't often see you , unless you hang out in different places than I do. Don't you mostly hang out in the regular Tavern threads?
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted August 24, 2014 07:55 AM |
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that's the thing - even when I was around more and we often did post in the same topics I don't remember me ever replying directly to you and vice versa
except maybe one-two times in the H5 skillwheel competition thread and only because you were the judge ^^
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