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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted August 20, 2014 12:35 AM |
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Stevie said:
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Would it be strange if I nominated myself for this? 
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 20, 2014 12:53 AM |
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YES!!!! Narcissist scum!!!
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 20, 2014 01:40 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 03:52, 20 Aug 2014.
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Corribus said:
Stevie said:
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Would it be strange if I nominated myself for this?
no, not at all. go right ahead. 
man, some of these answers are ****ing hilarious. 
x4.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 20, 2014 05:07 AM |
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I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Veco
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Artu
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
What
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Don't know
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Me
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
fred79
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Corribus
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Noobx
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Gnomes2169
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
fred79
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Storm-Giant
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Corribus
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Ghost
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Adrius
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Jabanoss
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
16. mvassilev - Calm
17. Geny - Nostalgic
18. NoobX - Inferiority complex
19. kipshasz - Angry
20. Storm-Giant - Mellow
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - Panache
22. Meroe - Unstable
23. Tsar-Ivor - Drunk
24. blizzardboy - Frosty
25. Corribus - Diplomatic
26. fred79 - Erratic
27. JoonasTo - Cozy
28. Stevie - Recovering
29. Elvin - Aloof
30. Gnomes2169 - Preppy
31. Lexxan - Cute
32. artu - Classical
33. DagothGares - Polite
34. The_Polyglot - Trying
35. Herry - Untutorable
36. veco - Sanguine
37. Xerox - Narcissistic
38. Jabanoss - Pensive
39. OhforfSake - Saucy
40. alcibiades - AFK
III. My own, humble writings:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Lately it's actually been Artu. I like reading his posts in arts/entertainment related topics
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Pandora
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Herry. The questions never specified that the person was successful.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Xerox
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
b]Gnomes2169
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Meroe. She's weird.
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
Jollyjoker. He's probably a gab master in German.
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
fred79
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Artu
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Kipshasz
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
No. Closest thing, Xerox, but still no
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Stevie.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Tsar-Ivor
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Tsar-Ivor
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
Lexxan. He's terrified of most things.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Warlord
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Joonas
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Pan and Geny
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Storm-Giant
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
Kipshasz
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Asheera
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
Meroe
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Not appropriate
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Ghost. I want to see what his deal is.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes.
fred79
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Tsar-Ivor
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Zenofex
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Polyglot
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
Xerox
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Baklava
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire"
Ghost
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Gnomes2169
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
Tsar-Ivor
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Noobx,
just kidding
JeremiahEmo, if his posts don't make you laugh out loud, you're doing it wrong.
No but serioulsy, Storm-Giant.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
kipshasz
77. The biggest stoner on HC
fred79
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Joonas
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
H4 Faerie Dragon
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game,
literature or something else) you identify the most with?
Simba
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Lexxan
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
fred79
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
Stevie
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
k
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Zenofex
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
fred79
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Meroe
89. Who would start their own garden?
Meroe
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Artu
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Mvass
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
fred79
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
fred79
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
fred79
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Geny & Pan's Pancakes
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Artu
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Meroe
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Kipshasz
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Polyglot
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted August 20, 2014 05:20 AM |
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UNSTABLE!!!! Unstable!! WTH? 
Then you go and redeem yourself with No. 63.
And then I spy No. 98. 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted August 20, 2014 07:52 AM |
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Oh hey, this is up. And daww, I'm all cuddly and... wait a second... Preppy? PREPPY? Blis you son a a snow, how could you! I'm going to have to log onto my real account now to give you the proper punishment. 
Also, I'll make my thing tomorrow and stuff. Passing out now. But can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 20, 2014 09:04 AM |
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Edited by Stevie at 09:07, 20 Aug 2014.
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People around me ask why I'm laughing like a maniac. If only they knew
The answers are simply brilliant.
Why the hell am I "recovering", blizzy? Recovering from what...
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 20, 2014 02:47 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 14:52, 20 Aug 2014.
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1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Fred
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Those who shall not be named
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Stormy
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Jiriki
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Corribus
6. Who is the Clown of HC?
My ass
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Doctor Sheldon Cooper
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Stevie or Herring
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Why, Herry of course
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
JEmo
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
That Indian carpet seller
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Xerox
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
What spam?
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Adrius?
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Galatea
16. mvassilev - "I am going to beat Elvin sooner or later..."
17. Geny - "Dem whippersnappers"
18. NoobX - "...and this concludes my post about the whole feminism fuss. It is certain to stop any more- WAIT WHAT BOOOBIEEES"
19. kipshasz - "Girls, booze, rock'n'roll and snow capitalism"
20. Storm-Giant - "Must please my Ubi masters, must please my Ubi masters..."
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL- WAIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL ANYMORE; DAMN, JEMO STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE NOT ALL FEMINISTS ARE BAD; OOOH A PUPPY"
22. Meroe - "And they still can't prove that I'm a middle-aged, bald, guy that is wanted for a series of rape murders"
23. Tsar-Ivor - "Ima get wasted now"
24. blizzardboy - "sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex"
25. Corribus - "I'm so snowing tired of the OSM! That's it I'm going to hand out those penalties- right after I finish this equasion and find that rumored unstable isotope of unobtanium"
26. fred79 - "It's a trap."
27. JoonasTo - "Did I forget to read that manga? Must commit seppuku..."
28. Stevie - "That baby is so cute! Mind if I do a test drive?"
29. Elvin - "Was that mvass pointing a knife at me and waving it like a madman? God, laziness really does make a man go nuts."
30. Gnomes2169 - "...do they still like me?"
31. Lexxan - "OMG that song was terrible *insert smiley here* Gotta watch more Disney!"
32. artu - "Am I supposed to have a decent conversation with fred? Why is he so ignorant?! I'm obviously right!"
33. DagothGares - "This post obviously made sense because I'm so good looking."
34. The_Polyglot - "I need snuggles."
35. Herry - "OMG NOOB, do you want a penalty?! I will report you for this pornography here! I don't care about women, computerz are more important, 1337 iz too! I'm going to get a QP for this post because I'm so smart I even wrote a strategy book for HoMM3 - only shoot when the arrow is full. Don't you see I'm smarter than you, sucker?"
36. veco - "Lame-os"
37. Xerox - "... and they will all bow down to - uh oh well I'm a young politician, I'm a liberal, wait, uh, an anarcho capitalist, uh I'm schizoid, what does that mean?"
38. Jabanoss - "I'll keep hiding in my cave until they really start to miss me. Then I'll return and dissappear again so that they miss me even more."
39. OhforfSake - " Why am I wearing no pants while feeding the pigeons with cyanide?"
40. alcibiades - "Zombies begone!"
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Baklava
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Stevie
43. Mvass bribed the staff for QPs.
44. Xerox would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Elvin
46. Adrius may be a PETA activist.
47. No one could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think Drakshadow hides a disturbing secret.
50. Celfious probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. Elvin is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is Ghost in his world
53. Drunk Tsar would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be Drunk Tsar
55. Chances are Tsar read this while being completely smashed.
56. Meroe is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, Ghost wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. William would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: Drakon and master !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - master
61. William would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. Acu is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without Val (can I haz moderator now? )
64. Thunder_Tits is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is Baklava.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes Corribus when he wabts to bring order into the OSM.
67. William would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. No one believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, Corribus would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of swaggots
71. Forfy would always choose to press the red button.
72. Miru could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire"
73. In a very dangerous situation, NO ONE would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. Drunk Tsar wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. Galatea is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Kip
77. The biggest stoner on HC
Tsar
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Val
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
TITAN
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game,
literature or something else) you identify the most with?
Idk...
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Galatea 
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Val
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
Ghost
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Xerox
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
mvass and/or Ghost
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Forfy
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Elodin
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Gootch
89. Who would start their own garden?
Kip would grow his own Cannabis, i guess
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Elodin
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Myself
92. Darkshadow is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. FoG is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If Galatea was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
wat.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Val
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Dem Discovery survival guys
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Uh, is this a trick question? Herry.
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
lol, no one
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
artu and fred; we know why
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted August 20, 2014 03:12 PM |
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Stevie said:
I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Wat?
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Mvass
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Elvin. Not much to contribute to atm, ask again in 6 months.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Jiriki
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Blizz
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Stevie(good)/JeremiahEmo(bad)
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC? Elvin
8. Who's the Noob of HC? This spot reserved for Noobie.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC? Elodin.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC? Fred
11. Who's the Superhero of HC? Elvin
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC? Corribus
13. Who's the Spammer of HC? Blizz/Ad
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC? Xerox
15. Who's the Enigma of HC? Ghost
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
An exercise that best shows us where we stand when it comes to the ones near us. Understanding our brothers and our sisters is key if we are to achieve harmony.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - cheese
17. Geny - beard
18. NoobX - BoobXXX
19. kipshasz - genitalia
20. Storm-Giant - vanilla
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - Khornate
22. Meroe - Seductress
23. Tsar-Ivor - Creepy
24. blizzardboy - Supercallifragilisticexpialidocius
25. Corribus - RUN!...
26. fred79 - drama queen
27. JoonasTo - hunter
28. Stevie - joke
29. Elvin - Friend
30. Gnomes2169 - Brown
31. Lexxan - extra
32. artu - Beep-boop
33. DagothGares - green
34. The_Polyglot - loser
35. Herry - herring
36. veco - Inferno
37. Xerox - politician
38. Jabanoss - fossil
39. OhforfSake - random
40. alcibiades - enlightenment
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster? Elvin
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"? Stevie
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs. Everyone
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader. Xerox
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise? Geny
46. Xerox may be a PETA activist.
47. Ad could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think Ghost hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be Elvin, Ad and Forf
50. BoobX probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. Corribus is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is Ghost
53. Elodin would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be Blizz
55. Chances are Tsar read this while being completely smashed.
56. Blizz is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, BoobX wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. Joonas would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: Pandora and Geny !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - Elvin
61. Ad would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. Ceph is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without Elvin
64. Elodiiiiin is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is Elvin
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes me
67. Forf would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. Forf believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, Pandora would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of Blizz
71. Blizz would always choose to press the red button.
72. Corribus could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
73. In a very dangerous situation, Elvin would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. Tsar wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. Ghost is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner Tsar
77. The biggest stoner on HC Tsar
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival? No-one, so I don't doom anyone else.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as? Sacred Kirin
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with? dunno
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Elvin
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag? Meroe
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan? Xerox
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens? Blizz. Totally.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC? Xerox's Mum
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov? Ghost. Seriously.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong? Elodin.
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer? Alci
89. Who would start their own garden? Meroe
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet? Artu
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with? Elvin
fred79:
92.Elvin is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. Corribus is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
94. If Meroe was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together? artu&mvass
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war? Meroe
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below? Elvin
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him? Xerox
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet? Forf
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink? Tsar
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
I would have to say that it is Trogdor... but that's just because I usually only come in here for comics.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Corribus. That is so very, very blindingly obvious.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Who contributes to the what? :3
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
It's still alive?
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Forfy
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Me and Corribus. None of the rest of you can be diplomatic.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Noobx will always be one by virtue of his name, but the newest one is Jemo. Because the newbs dun know how to diplomacy or debate.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Me, Adrius, Meroe. I would say Xerox too, but then I would have to out Fred in as well, and then where would I stop?
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fred, no contest.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Fred. He's a loose canon on the edge, he has training in hand-to-hand combat, and he's a social recluse. The perfect recipe for a kick-ass super hero.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Also Fred. Because Fred is complicated.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Jemo. Needs to stahp.
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
We are about freedom now? Man this place changes after you get a job...
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
The guy that had an account before the internet existed
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
An exercise that best shows us where we stand when it comes to the ones near us. Understanding our brothers and our sisters is key if we are to achieve harmony.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - ..... "No, you are wrong, because..."
17. Geny - ..... "Get of my lawn, you damn kids."
18. NoobX - ..... "I hate you all. <3"
19. kipshasz - ..... "Guns, booze, hookers, and kicking ass."
20. Storm-Giant - ..... He's electric.
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - ..... The sweetest guy here, who will rawr smash your stupid face if you get in his way.
22. Meroe - ..... "Snark, snark, snark"
23. Tsar-Ivor - ..... "Bloody peasants"
24. blizzardboy - ..... "Have you seen my nuts? No. Not those ones."
25. Corribus - ..... Overworked, underpaid.
26. fred79 - ..... "THEY CAN'T GET ME IF THEY CAN'T FIND ME"
27. JoonasTo - ..... Fish? Fish.
28. Stevie - ..... That dude with a face.
29. Elvin - ..... One lucky son of a greek dude.
30. Gnomes2169 - ..... Hey, that's me! What a loser.
31. Lexxan - ..... Another dude, but with a better face. And pants. Classy mother snower.
32. artu - ..... "No, you're wrong because..."
33. DagothGares - ..... Awesomeness in a bottle wrapped in a kickass exterior.
34. The_Polyglot - ..... Happy go lucky, we hope.
35. Herry - ..... Herring
36. veco - ..... Most definitely a girl. Maybe. We think. No pics, though, so we can't be sure...
37. Xerox - ..... "POLITICS LOOK HOW EDGY I AM!"
38. Jabanoss - ..... I love you Jaba. 
39. OhforfSake - ..... The weird one.
40. alcibiades - ..... Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
I... I can't pick favorites. D:
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Jemo
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
Pft, who else? Me, and Blizz. We actually have a pretty good racket going on.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
All of us but Elodin.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Mvass. I've seen him watching.
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Adrius. How else will he protect his fluffy wuffie puppikins?
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
Kareeah, Dagoth or Geny. All three of them are rather good at making stories, and can write like the dickens.
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Jemo, man, it's okay. We know your mom beat you with the rubber chicken and took your favorite toys away. We're here for you man.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Fred, Kip and Blizz. Fred and Kip for cover fire, and Blizz for the distraction.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Fred. How else can he keep the NSA off of his back?
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Elvin. HAIL HYDRA.
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Fred? No... no wait. Steivie. He definitely blames the aliens.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Dagoth and Azzie.
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Blizz, Fred and Kip
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
I am. 
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
Noobx, Ohforf or Poly.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Fred. A little fall isn't enough to kill him.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Meroe and Veco! Er... wait a second...
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Geny. Because if there is one thing age and experience gets you, it's awesome force powers and the ability to choke people with your mind.
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
Kip. And then he would toss the butt behind him as he walked out, just to be dramatic.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
Mytical
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
Elvin. All of the actual topics about the heroes games would be dead.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Blizz. But I only pick him because it would be a much shorter waste of evolution (1.3 million years or so). Waste not, want not.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Kareeah, just so we could go over game ideas.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
Me.  ... Wait...
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Fred. He's rather extreme.
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Me! ... That's how it works, right?
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus and Kip. One through science, the other through the proper application of alcohol and explosives.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
Jemo
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Meroe and Stevie. Who have both done it so many times that I've replaced it with a pudding dispenser.
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Corribus.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Probably Me, Fred and Nooby.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
... Me. I almost slept through my house being on fire after it was struck by lightning. It would definitely be a thing.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
All of us are understood and appreciated~ Except you Forfy. No one understands what you're doing.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Kip. Not exactly secret about it, but...
77. The biggest stoner on HC
Nooby. The drugs 'mon.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Fred. While he is a loose canon, I'm certain that he is loyal and that he can be relied upon.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
Er, this is a question? A Heroes 5 Red Dragon. Incinerating just got so much easier... >
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
Yacko.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Adrius. No contest, sorry all.
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Fred.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
Jemo. I would say myself, but 1) I hate the Kardashians and 2)...
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
... Probably me, knowing my luck.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
Xerox. All day, erry day.
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Corribus, or Omega
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Fred. Corr is too logical, and would throw Fred off for him.
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Blizz
89. Who would start their own garden?
Me
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Everyone in the OSM
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Corribus
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Kip
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Cor. And me.. o_o
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
Oh my god peanut butter  *Looks for the dog suit*
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Me and Jaba
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war?
Tsar
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas. Definitely Joonas.
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
I... I can't even... XD
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Fred, Artu and Kip.
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Jemo
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted August 20, 2014 09:30 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 21:31, 20 Aug 2014.
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22. Meroe - ..... "Snark, snark, snark"
Gnomsey, am I really that bad ? I guess I am
AND Poly, read and learn - YOU ARE NOT A LOSER!!
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 21, 2014 01:55 AM |
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Meroe got mad because I wouldn't goose her in her Princess Lea outfit. It's really unfortunate to see the way she just totally lost control.
gnomes2169 said:
If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Fred, Kip and Blizz. Fred and Kip for cover fire, and Blizz for the distraction.
lolol
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 21, 2014 02:54 AM |
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blizzardboy said:
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Lately it's actually been Artu. I like reading his posts in arts/entertainment related topics
Thank you blizz, it means something coming from a quality poster such as yourself.
Stevie said:
32. artu - ..... turkish evolutionist.
You forgot to mention that I'm also a gravitationist and a devoted supporter of the atom. 
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 21, 2014 03:44 AM |
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I.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
I'm going to say Joonas.
2. Who do you think contributes most to the OSM?
Mvass. Dagoth and Bak make good contributions when they stop by, but they don't stop by nearly often enough, so they'll have to share the award with Xerox.
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
Storm-Giant, he keeps track of all the news from Ubi/Limbic.
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
Storm-Giant and Stevie will share this one, the former for his high-quality posts, the latter for creating some good discussions.
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
Xerox. I could name a variety of posters who make good contributions, but Xerox's are most interesting to me, so he comes out ahead.
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
Blizzardboy, Herry, and Ghost, for different reasons. Blizzardboy is the "traditional" type of funny, to the extent that there is such a type. Herry is unintentionally (?) funny. As for Ghost, he sometimes randomly generates amusing content.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Dagoth, he has the talent of expressing his views smoothly without making anyone mad.
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Herry. This needs no explanation.
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
I don't think we have anyone who's particularly idealistic, so instead I'll answer the opposite question: "Who is the Cynic of HC?" And that, without a doubt, is Fred.
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fred, obviously.
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
One of the active mods. I'm going to go with Corribus because I'm more familiar with his work, though the other mods are also probably deserving.
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
JeremiahEmo. He should be happy with my awards, I haven't listed any women yet.
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Ghost. Despite some of his posts being amusing, most are empty spam.
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
This would've gone to Acu in the past, but I don't think this describes anyone now.
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Namus. This award is reserved for him.
II.
16. mvassilev - The fount of wisdom, the greatest sage to ever walk the Earth, his arguments cast his opponents down and leave them broken on the ground, begging for his mercy. Some guy. I've never heard of him, so he's probably not very important.
17. Geny - "Worship Pan, or else."
18. NoobX - "Drugs, mon..."? More like, "I'm 12 and what is this".
19. kipshasz - One of HC's rougher members, to put it politely.
20. Storm-Giant - Likes Starcraft and follows HoMM info very closely.
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - HC's only Macross fan.
22. Meroe - Difficult to predict. Sometimes she's really traditionalist, and sometimes she's not.
23. Tsar-Ivor - Would make a good drinking buddy for Kip.
24. blizzardboy - "Could be a dead ringer for a human-sized robot piloted by a squirrel with a troubled past and nothing left to lose."
25. Corribus - Doesn't science anymore (at least not on HC), too busy modding. But he brought peace to the OSM after we thought it couldn't be done.
26. fred79 - Thinks cynicism is intelligence.
27. JoonasTo - Most likely to survive a nuclear apocalypse.
28. Stevie - How can a conservative Christian have his taste in anime?
29. Elvin - I think I'm starting to catch up to him in terms of post count. 
30. Gnomes2169 - Calm guy, doesn't talk much.
31. Lexxan - Also doesn't talk much, but that's just because he's not here often.
33. DagothGares - HC's literary grandmaster.
34. The_Polyglot - A depressed hippo, I hope he feels better soon.
35. Herry - To quote him, "Good joke, buddy". If HC had a movie adaptation, he'd be played by Tommy Wiseau.
36. veco - Changes his avatar more often than he posts.
37. Xerox - A promising young fellow, my fellow libertarian.
38. Jabanoss - I don't come across his posts much.
39. OhforfSake - He's been gone for a while.
40. alcibiades - His avatar was a bald cleric, now it's a bald lich. The same person?
III.
41. Who is your favorite poster?
Mvass Dagoth, for his clear thinking and good writing ability.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"?
Herry, for obvious reasons.
43. ..... bribed the staff for QPs.
There haven't been many QPs handed out lately, so no one comes to mind here.
44. ..... would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
Tossup between Kip, Tsar, and Fred.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise?
Elvin, though it's not a very good disguise.
46. ..... may be a PETA activist.
Mvass. PETA is People Eating Tasty Animals, right?
47. ..... could easily make a living out of writing
No one can easily make a living out of writing, even if they're good at it. But Dagoth would be the most likely HCer to be successful, with an honorable mention going to Corribus for his scientific writing.
48. I think ..... hides a disturbing secret.
Xerox, the secret is that he's actually a perfectly psychologically normal person.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be ....., ..... and .....
Joonas, Corribus, and Angelito if I wanted to win, Kip, Tsar, and Darkshadow if I just wanted to see stuff blow up.
50. ..... probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
Xerox, so he can build his anarcho-capitalist utopia on the red planet.
51. ..... is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
Fred, so secret that even he doesn't know it.
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is .....
Xerox, after he abolishes the monarchy.
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Fred, who would then follow up by saying, "They've come to kill us for being such arrogant viruses, and we deserve it.".
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be .....
Meroe, probably.
55. Chances are ..... read this while being completely smashed.
Tsar, since he likes to drink and post.
56. ..... is probably terrified of heights.
NoobX. I have no basis for saying this, but it sounds plausible intuitively.
57. When asked, ..... wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
No idea.
58. ..... would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
Joonas, he'd just shake it off.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: ..... and ..... !!
Herry and NoobX.
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - .....
Val. He's probably mastered levitation by now.
61. ..... would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
Xerox, because he smokes.
62. ..... is the oldie that I miss the most.
TheDeath, obviously. Honorable mention goes to Asheera.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without .....
Any of us. It would be different if any of us left.
64. ..... is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution.
Stevie - 2 billion years of evolution somehow didn't produce enough evidence to convince him that it happened.
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is .....
Dagoth, he seems like a fun guy.
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes .....
Herry.
67. ..... would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
Guitarguy, since he's from Hawaii. No more recent member comes to mind.
68. ..... believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
Fred, since he'd assume that no one would believe him.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, ..... would probably be the one to find a cure.
Corribus, but he'd probably have released the virus in the first place.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of .....
NoobX, it seems.
71. ..... would always choose to press the red button.
Xerox, assuming the red button is Rothbardian.
72. ..... could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Dagoth, Corribus, and Bak all have good chances.
73. In a very dangerous situation, ..... would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
Azagal, probably.
74. ..... wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
No idea.
75. ..... is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
Ghost - but we can't understand him!
IV.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner
Kip.
77. The biggest stoner on HC
NoobX thinks he is, but none of us are stoners really.
78. In an <Insert apocalypse type scenario here> which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival?
Someone feeble, so they could serve as food.
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as?
"It would be the Black dragon though . Its ble to fly over obstacles and walls and has a devastating fire breath attack. AND YES I WONT GIVE ANY DESCRIPTIONS."
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with?
The Emperor from Code Geass Kira Yamato.
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
No idea.
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag?
Joonas.
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan?
NoobX.
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens?
Blizzardboy.
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC?
DeadMan.
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov?
Ghost, he seems to know something about chess.
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong?
Corribus.
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer?
Xerox, because homosexuality is a prerequisite for being a sailor.
89. Who would start their own garden?
Meroe, it seems the sort of thing she'd do.
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet?
Mvass. This has happened more than once.
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with?
Corribus, he probably wouldn't do anything bad with them.
fred79:
92. ___________ is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
Dagoth.
93. ___________ is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Corribus posts.
Xerox, the whole anarcho-capitalism thing is just cover.
94. If _____________ was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
No current HC member even remotely fits this description.
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together?
Kip and Tsar, they'd make vodka and cigarettes and sell them throughout the old Soviet bloc.
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a Soviet spy in the cold war?
Ghost.
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below?
Joonas.
meroe:
98. Which HCer would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him?
Xerox.
99. Which HCer would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet?
Fred.
100. Which HCer are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink?
Corribus, modding is a demanding job.
____________
Eccentric Opinion
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 21, 2014 05:09 AM |
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mvassilev said:
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
I don't think we have anyone who's particularly idealistic, so instead I'll answer the opposite question: "Who is the Cynic of HC?" And that, without a doubt, is Fred.
that's pretty accurate.
mvassilev said:
26. fred79 - Thinks cynicism is intelligence.
LOL.
i've never thought of cynicism as a substitute for intelligence, which is what i'm reading up on now. what i believe at the moment, is cynics have experienced events a certain way, to make them leary of trusting people, and it seems pretty reasonable. cause and effect, and all that. i don't know that it can be held against me intellectually, but i'll get back to you on that.
mvassilev said:
53. ..... would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
Fred, who would then follow up by saying, "They've come to kill us for being such arrogant viruses, and we deserve it.".
lol. yeah, probably.
to everyone who has shown me love in this socioquery, know that i love you guys back. i really mean that. and, you guys are ****ing hilarious. we got a lot of jokers in HC, and i love the atmosphere.
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Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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Ah, fred, fred, fred..... You know we are here to kill you love you too
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted August 21, 2014 05:16 PM |
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted August 21, 2014 07:44 PM |
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Thank you.
I. The Classics:
At the foundation of this truth stand the words of master Azagal, challenging us to see behind the barriers of the sight, and search for understanding even in the darkest of places. These are only excerpts from the most early writings of Socioquery.
1. Who do you think contributes most to the Tavern?
Master_Learn
2. Who do you think contributes most to the Osm?
Corribus
3. Who do you think contributes most to the Falcon?
The what?
4. Who do you think contributes most to the Altar?
What?
5. Who do you think contributes most to the VW?
SG!
6. Who's the Clown of HC?
No one is a clown.
7. Who's the Diplomat of HC?
Azagal?
8. Who's the Noob of HC?
Storm-Giant
9. Who's the Idealist of HC?
Herry! ^^
10. Who's the Drama Queen of HC?
Fred
11. Who's the Superhero of HC?
Meroe!
12. Who's the Supervillain of HC?
Meroe!
13. Who's the Spammer of HC?
Geny
14. Who's the Freedom Fighter of HC?
Az
15. Who's the Enigma of HC?
Bak
II. Know thy neighbor as thyself:
An exercise that best shows us where we stand when it comes to the ones near us. Understanding our brothers and our sisters is key if we are to achieve harmony.
(Chose the word or words that best describe the respective HCer, yourself included. It can be a noun, an adjective, a remark, a nickname, a rhetorical question.. just let your imagination run wild)
16. mvassilev - communist
17. Geny - *step off my lawn!*
18. NoobX - pretty awesome
19. kipshasz - likes him a lot better now.
20. Storm-Giant - who?
21. AAAAARRRGHDRIUS - likes ladies, a lot
22. Meroe - lesbian biker granny
23. Tsar-Ivor - didn't he get banned?
24. blizzardboy - gaaayaa
25. Corribus - asleep
26. fred79 - drama que.. king!
27. JoonasTo - Usually a nice guy.
28. Stevie - Hope he'll stick around, I like his company.
29. Elvin - Somehow I wish I could give this guy a time machine and send him back.
30. Gnomes2169 - He went into the glade and haven't seen him since
31. Lexxan - belgian musical pokemon master
32. artu - TheDeath v.2
33. DagothGares - swede
34. The_Polyglot - I like this guy a lot, I hope he'll stick around even if things do change, he's been a nice addition, always there to be the more gentle and wiser side of things.
35. Herry - Good intention.
36. veco - Not a girl!
37. Xerox - ..democraty hating pre teen gay politician / swede
38. Jabanoss - Ah yes, we all miss Jaba
39. OhforfSake - Adonis
40. alcibiades - Very nice guy, doesn't say a lot, but when he does it's pleasantries.
III. My own, humble writings:
Discipleship means contribution, and this is mine. I have yet to achieve the heights of my masters that transcended to a higher place before my very eyes, but I stay true to the path. Wisdom may fade, and enlightenment may be the glimpse of a moment. Unless we preserve with ink and paper for the next generations.
41. Who is your favorite poster? Most of you.
42. Who'd you say is the "new kid"? Herry.
43. Ohforfsake bribed the staff for QPs.
44. DarkShadow would probably vote the Antichrist as world leader.
45. Which HCer do you think is actually a Mod in disguise? Fred!
46. Ad? may be a PETA activist.
47. Seriously Blizz could easily make a living out of writing
48. I think Meroe hides a disturbing secret.
49. If HC were a Worms session, the ones I'd have on my team would be Kareeah, Meroe and Selcy (we'd get tired of this game and do some more fun activities )
50. Xerox probably applied for the Mars colonial project.
51. JJ is probably a secret member of HYDRA!
52. The HCer that has a real chance at becoming president of his country is Artu
53. anyone would go "UFO!!" after seeing something bright moving on the sky.
54. If HC were a party, the life and soul of it would be Stevie
55. Chances are Fred read this while being completely smashed.
56. Corribus is probably terrified of heights.
57. When asked, Mytical wouldn't be sure if he/she's indecisive or not.
58. Xerox would probably try again if he failed the first time at skydiving.
59. And the HC Prom King and Queen are: Mvass and Xerox !!
60. "The force is strong with this one!" - Fred
61. Meroe would light his/her cigar in a deposit full of explosives.
62. Quite a few is the oldie that I miss the most.
63. HC wouldn't be the same without Joonas
64. Ohforsake is a waste of 2 billion years of evolution (I was awesome even then).
65. The one member that I'd really like to meet irl is Kareeah (if she isn't taken.. otherwise any girl who's ever been here who isn't taken)
66. "Set sail for fail!" is the phrase that best describes Jaba when he's adventuring with Meroe in dungeon sewers.
67. Gnomes would run for his life surfboard in case of tsunami!
68. Joonas believes that the best way to lie is to tell the truth.
69. If a deadly virus were to threaten mankind, Angelito would probably be the one to find a cure.
70. YOLO is the lifestyle of Adrius
71. Mvass would always choose to press the red button.
72. Artu could probably win "Who wants to be a millionaire".
73. In a very dangerous situation, meroe would sacrifice his life to ensure the safety of the group.
74. Fred wouldn't feel a 9.0 earthquake while sleeping.
75. Kip is probably the most misunderstood/underrated HC poster.
IV. Attempts of my own apprentices:
Sometimes the words of a master come from the mouth of a simple apprentice.
kipshasz:
76. HC's resident secret moonshiner Kip
77. The biggest stoner on HC SG
78. In an extinction of females which HC member would you choose as your partner in survival? Meroe
Lexxan:
79. What Heroes creature would you want to be Reincarnated as? Peasant
80. What is the fictional character (tv, cartoon, game, literature or something else) you identify the most with? Harry Potter, but it's the other way round..
81. Which HC member do you want to go on a [bro]date with?
Meroe
NoobX:
82. Who could capture a Predator, castrate him, hang his balls around his neck and then go hunting for Xenomorphs armed only with a poking stick, but still make it out alive with at least two queen heads in his bag? Kip
83. Who, if presented with the opportunity, would sell his kidneys to have a romantic dinner with Kim Kardashian, but would actually end up in an ice filled bathtub somewhere in Pakistan? Bak
84. Who would accept a mission from some creepy looking scientists to travel back in time, have sex with himself and return to the present only to find out that the world has been ravaged by a nuclear war between the robots and butt-shaped aliens? Xerox
85. Who spreads communist propaganda around HC? Mvass
86. Who is most likely to win a chess game against Kasparov? Ghost
87. Who would jump off a cliff to prove a physics theorem wrong? Angelito
blizzardboy:
88. Who would most readily fit into the role of high seas privateer? Corribus
89. Who would start their own garden? Joonas
90. Who would suffer sleep deprivation in order to show that somebody else is wrong on the internet? Artu
91. Who would you feel most comfortable entrusting your finances with? What finances?
fred79:
92. meroe is someone you could trust to dispose of someone you killed and not speak a word about it for as long as they lived, unless they felt like cracking an "inside joke" that only you would know.
93. blizz is most likely an undercover FBI agent who wears sexy women's lingerie and pink high heel shoes on their time off of work, while browsing HC and pinching their nipples every time Ghost posts.
94. If DS was naked and covered in peanut butter, you'd put on the dog suit from the movie "The Shining", and lick every bit of the peanut butter off of them(even if you don't like peanut butter, OR sexual roleplaying).
JoonasTo:
95. Which two HC members are most likely to start a company together? Joonas & Kip, asskicking services
96. Which HC member would be most likely to be a soviet spy in the cold war? Mvass
97. If met with a broken down car in the middle of a winter storm in the mountains, who would most likely build a makeshift snowboard from the hood and cruise down the slopes just to enjoy a cup of hot cocoa in the pub below? Joonas
meroe:
98. Which HC'er would go to a convention dressed as Princess Leia and then rage quit because no-one gooses him? Meroe
99. Which HC'er would swim through shark infested oceans; trek through dangerous Afghan mountain ranges; march through foggy marshes; flick the bird to ISIS and ISIL ... just to turn up at your door to smack you in the face for a bet? Will
100. Which HC'er are we likely to read about in the newspapers - when he turns up carcass, having done a marathon stint on the computer forgetting to eat or drink? meroe
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Living time backwards
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted August 21, 2014 08:03 PM |
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 21, 2014 08:53 PM |
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Nicely done, forfy, glad to have you back.
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